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Words I hate...

mrpaseomrpaseo Posts: 4,753 ✭✭✭
Especially in EBAY Auctions...

L@@K

WOW

UNSEARCHED

ANYTHINGWRITTENINALLCAPS!!!



Then there is the non ebay related...

Fart

Underware

MotherF*&#eR

How about you....EBAY is driving me crazy...they should have words omitted from all auctions to start with...the words listed above!

Ray
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  • jomjom Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I like the toned coin auctions that say "Gorgeous" toning. Then when you open up the auction the coin is a dark piece of crap.

    Or the term "RARE" on what is obviously a common date coin.

    jom
  • UncleJoeUncleJoe Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭
    Unfortunately sometimes that dark piece of crap is somebody else's gorgeous toning. (I believe there is a recent thread dealing with this). Joe.
  • TheNumishTheNumish Posts: 1,628 ✭✭
    Accugrade or any other junk grading service

    From the estate of Harold posted by the now infamous Deb

    When people use ####%%%%&&&& in the headings

    Outside of ebay I hate when people say "Whatever" even though I've caught myself using it



  • RLinnRLinn Posts: 596
    Any item description that has about six words on the item and a screen and a half of advertising about the seller, his business, his other auctions, his kids, his mother, his dog.........you get the picture.
    Buy the coin...but be sure to pay for it.
  • UncleJoeUncleJoe Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭
    Actually, I could live with most of the excess baggage in the auctions if only they could post good clear honest pictures of what is up for auction. It drives me crazy to see some of the hazy fuzzy non-descript pictures that are posted and then in the description they tell you to look at the pictures to get an accurate look at the coin. Ouch!!! (I hope that Ouch!!! is not over the top) Joe.
  • shirohniichanshirohniichan Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭
    -- "Commercial BU" when applied to cleaned XF and AU coins
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  • gmarguligmarguli Posts: 2,225 ✭✭
    "Colorful Toning" which turns out to be grey, brown, black, or my favorite one thanks to fairtraderz is the beautiful color of white.
  • goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭
    is PQ a word???
    PQ
    PQ+
    PQ++
    PQ+++
    PQ++++
    etc,etc,etc
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "about", as in "about ag", "about au", "about problem free", etc.

    K S
  • clw54clw54 Posts: 3,815 ✭✭✭
    Great addition to any collection.
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "scam" when no scam has been proven
  • shirohniichanshirohniichan Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭
    ..."original" when the coin has clearly been worked on.
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  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "proof" when no evidence has been gathered!

    (or when it's actually a business strike)

    K S
  • DMWJRDMWJR Posts: 6,006 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "dork" when found on CU message boards
    Doug
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    MONSTER: I hate the term. ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS. Wild. Estate. Farmer/Grocery Store Clerk/Salesman/Occupation being listed as the previous owner who is now so graciously selling their unseen collection...

    Got ripped pretty good on raw coins on ebay. Ain't gunna do it again unless it is very clear how good it can be for the price.

    Neil
  • MacCoinMacCoin Posts: 2,544 ✭✭
    I grade this RARE coin MS$$

    None ebay
    is the N word
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    I hate it when you see my post before I can edit the spelling.

    Always looking for nice type coins

    my local dealer
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    If we're talking about PCGS, I hate the term Bodybag!!!
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "doug wright", when it's actually "wrong, doug"

    K S
  • shirohniichanshirohniichan Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭
    "proof" when no evidence has been gathered! (or when it's actually a business strike)

    For me it's the other way around-- I hate finding out a trade dollar variety I need is a proof when it's advertised as a business strike!
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  • ARCOARCO Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Original - when the coin has clearly been scrubbed with a bent wire brush. Hey buddy if you think that is original why don't you get another hobby you understand...maybe go collect gravel rocks or something that you can't hurt yourself or someone else.image

    Like another said...why not dispense with all the wordy BullS*** and throw up a large, clear scan of the coin for sale, then no one will have to take your pathetic word at what the coin really is.


    Oh Ebay, the longsuffering we put up for a few decent coins now and then.

    Tyler
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    shiroh, i bow down in light of your esteemed post.

    12 on a scale of 1 to ten!

    arco, i just had to post this so i'd still have one more post than you!

    K S
  • Dave99BDave99B Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BLAST WHITE


    Dave
    Always looking for original, better date VF20-VF35 Barber quarters and halves, and a quality beer.
  • "Money orders only" or "NO Paypal", I can understand people not wanting to pay the excessive fees they charge, but I am weary of buying from anyone, if I have to pay for a money order to pay them...

    and I hate L@@K, unsearched and estate too...

    Ammie,


    MY EBAY AUCTIONS OF RARE, ESTATE, UNSEARCHED, CHOICE BU, PROOF, KEY DATES WOW! L@@K
  • ARCOARCO Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DorkKarl...really? I see them as Evenimage

    Tyler
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    not for long, buddy boy, I got a PLAN!

    K S
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    HA!!!
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭


    << <i>BLAST WHITE


    Dave >>



    Yeah, I get tired of that one, too. Maybe it is the computer programmer in me, but I dislike the subjective criteria in things like that. Sounds like a used car salesman who is going to fleece me.

    Neil
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭


    << <i>not for long, buddy boy, I got a PLAN!

    K S >>



    I still got more than ya! image
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    dag-nab it! i give!!!image

    K S
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    That's all right, I've got enough verbiage for everyone!

    Speaking of verbiage, that's another thing I dislike in ebay auctions: long wordy descriptions/stories that say nothing about the coin!
  • UncleJoeUncleJoe Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭
    Well this is not about the words but how about some of those scary pictures that you see every once in a blue moon?

    Joe.
  • DMWJRDMWJR Posts: 6,006 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funny how you should mention "blue moon" . . . as in Blue Moon Collectibles . . . as in perfect for this post . . .
    Doug
  • LucyBopLucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
    Words I hate I seem to use all the time.

    "I can't afford it!" -LucyBop
    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • NO RESERVE ....... When the item has a minimum that has not been met yet.
    Recommended reading - The PCGS Guide to Coin Grading and Counterfeit Detection and The Coin Collector's Survival Manual and NCI Grading Guide
    For the Morgan collectors - The Morgan and Peace encyclopedia by Van Allen and Mallis

    What would your slabbed coins be worth if the grading services went out of business? What would your coins be worth if the Internet was taken offline for good?
  • I cannot stand the term "MONSTER"!!

    Everyone is using it now and what exactly does it mean? Aren't monsters bad?

    Also can't stand the term "rare" to describe a common date coin / item.

    Finally, those who say it grades MS60 but should be in a MS65 holder!! If that's the case then spend a few bucks and get the upgrade!!!
  • keetskeets Posts: 25,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...........and karl gets two points for a takedown!!!!!!!!image oh yeah, the topic. how about yummy!!

    al h.image
  • "investment" When they advertise that the coin(s) would be a good investment. Lots of times it's garbage. Depends on the coin(s), though.

    "price guide" When the listing quotes the Collector's Universe price guide. Usually its a raw or ACG coin that's way overgraded.

    On a side note, words I love: "10- day return"
    "Buy the coin, not the holder"

    Proof Dime Registry Set
  • not for free.
    COINHUNTER
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "rare" when used in conjunction w/ state quarters

    "key date" when used to describe a coin with more than 2 commas in it's mintage
  • lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 43,530 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm with nwcs on "Monster". I use the term myself, occasionally, as I do with the admittedly stupid but ever popular "blast white". However, both are definitely overused, especially when MONSTER is combined with the word RAINBOW.


    Oh, yeah- I just thought of another thing that grinds my gears. When eBay sellers use the "location" slot to put cheesy advertising, like folks that come from the town of "SUMMER SPECIAL!" or that well-known city, "WE ACCEPT PAYPAL!" Please people, put that crap in your description, and use the "location" slot for what it's meant for. Or, if you must insert some hype, at least stick your location in there, too. It's not vital information, but I like to see where folks are from.

    Another thing (not an overused term, so a little off-topic) is moving scripts. If I see a bunch of twinkling, scrolling, blinking and flashing that looks like a carnival midway, I'm hittin' that "back" button as fast as I can.

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  • PetescornerPetescorner Posts: 1,220 ✭✭
    How about:
    "Sorry, I don't have a picture"
    "My scanner is broken"
    "The coin is much nicer in person"
    or anything that says "IPIX" in the corner
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    Or the person who swears the coin will grade higher in PCGS.

    Or the person who quotes CU's price guide to justify the outrageous prices on some of their pieces? Especially ACG coins! Or raw ones!
  • shirohniichanshirohniichan Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭
    Yea, verily.

    It cracks me up to see "PCGS MS-65, really an MS-66." If the seller were so sure of that on a coin with a HUGE price jump between the grades, why not resubmit it and pocket the profit?

    The funniest answer I got was "Because we're not gamblers-- are you?" In that case I'd be willing to bet that it would not upgrade!
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  • lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 43,530 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i> "The coin is much nicer in person"
    or anything that says "IPIX" in the corner" >>



    I use "the coin is much nicer in person" a lot, I'll admit- though in the case of my scanner, which makes lustrous MS coins look dull and flat, it is the truth.

    And I wholeheartedly agree on the second point- there ought to be a law against using those tiny IPIX photos for coins, unless you pay for the "supersize" option. They're too small to appreciably see any detail, especially if the coins are shot with a digital camera from the roof of the house or a low-flying plane, as so many seem to be. Sometimes you have to wonder if those teeny dark circles are even coins at all. You could take a picture of a bunch of Oreo cookies from the usual distance, put it up in an average IPIX photo, and sell them as coins, 'cause nobody would be able to tell the difference.

    And shiroh- what is even worse than what you just said is the people (including some on this forum- you know who you are) who will list a PCGS MS63 PL Morgan dollar, (or a plain MS63 with no PL status) and say "DMPL" in their title. You have to watch the picture pretty closely, especially if the coin was really a nice PL. Some sellers will give that extra push by describing it as DMPL. They are not technically doing anything wrong, maybe (or they have deniability), since the picture shows the slab to be what it is- but they are trying to spam up the keyword searches and maybe trip up an unwary bidder. If you question them on this, they will say "I think it should have been a DMPL" (or an MS66, or whatever).

    Guess what, folks? You can't have your cake and eat it, too. If you wish to use PCGS' reputation to sell your coin, you have to sell it at their grade. You look really dumb by second-guessing them. If you want to grade the thing MS67 DMPL, that's fine- but break it out of the holder or send it off to ACG.

    There was one person on the forums (and I ain't sayin' who, so don't ask- I'm not sure I remember exactly who it was, anyway) who listed a PCGS PL Morgan on eBay and linked to it on B/S/T. He used "DMPL" after the grade, in the B/S/T thread, the title, and the body of the listing. It was a beautiful coin. It might have even deserved DMPL status. But it was in a PL holder. I bid, thinking I was getting a DMPL coin. When I looked at the pictures, all I paid attention to was the coin. I didn't notice that the label only said PL. I later had to retract my bid when I noticed my mistake.

    Now, who's to blame there? Yeah, I am responsible for not paying better attention. But that was rather sneaky of the seller- I don't think it was an accident.

    You'll say I should have been bidding on the coin and not the holder, anyway. I say nonsense- buy the coin and the holder. The coin is more important, but what the holder says (unfairly or not) counts.

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  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭


    << <i>You could take a picture of a bunch of Oreo cookies from the usual distance, put it up in an average IPIX photo, and sell them as coins, 'cause nobody would be able to tell the difference >>

    that's funny! what's even funnier is when an oreo cookie ends up in ACG plastic, slabbed as a 1794 liberty cap in VG-10 condition!

    K S
  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭
    I hate these words so much, I used them all in an auction.

    RARE! ESTATE! HOARD! L@@K!

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    Russ, NCNE
  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    Oh yeah, I forgot about "HOARD"
  • shirohniichanshirohniichan Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭
    I like "non-condition" descriptions.

    "1876 Estate Coin in Fantastic Condition!"

    "Rare 1903-S Morgan Dollar in Wonderful Grade"

    "Awesome Condition 1853 Quarter! L@@K!!!!"
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  • << <i>"rare" when used in conjunction w/ state quarters

    Also using the pop number to validate the rarity of these things.
    ITS A POP 5(0)!!!!!! THAT MAKES IT RARE!!!!!!

    Did I mention that I was born yesterday.



    My Barbers
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "low reserve"

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