My poem to James (cardnyou)...
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James you ain't no stranger when it comes to men,
they always gotcha hollarin' like a sunrisin' hen,
but then again, you like it, you know you love it,
Gotcha wife in a tangle while she's screamin' "I want more of it!",
but you know I'm just playin', colton is ya man,
when it comes to some sweet lovin', he's always gotcha sayin...
"Colton, oh Colton, you please stay by my side,
don't ever leave me baby, cause I love it when you 'ride' "...
It ain't no secret, just let it all out ya see,
ya wife is tired of ya bullsh*t, that's why she always comes to me,
my friends do her friends and they do it for free,
Come on now dude, let ya colton lovin' rest in peace,
She might go back to you eventually,
I doubt it, cause she can't get enough of Tenacious D!
So let me get the record straight with you right now,
Stick with ya men...your wife is with me anyhow!
![image](https://us.v-cdn.net/6027503/uploads/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif)
they always gotcha hollarin' like a sunrisin' hen,
but then again, you like it, you know you love it,
Gotcha wife in a tangle while she's screamin' "I want more of it!",
but you know I'm just playin', colton is ya man,
when it comes to some sweet lovin', he's always gotcha sayin...
"Colton, oh Colton, you please stay by my side,
don't ever leave me baby, cause I love it when you 'ride' "...
It ain't no secret, just let it all out ya see,
ya wife is tired of ya bullsh*t, that's why she always comes to me,
my friends do her friends and they do it for free,
Come on now dude, let ya colton lovin' rest in peace,
She might go back to you eventually,
I doubt it, cause she can't get enough of Tenacious D!
So let me get the record straight with you right now,
Stick with ya men...your wife is with me anyhow!
![image](https://us.v-cdn.net/6027503/uploads/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif)
![image](https://us.v-cdn.net/6027503/uploads/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif)
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Dick lovin
Erection givin
Rowdy in bed wit men
Really gay
Inseration spokes men for gays everywere
Co*k lovin
Kill the women becuase Derrick only wants men!!!
I TRYED!
Tha Finger ... Tha Stunner ... Tha Legend.
<< <i>LMMFAO...you tha man D
Well, your woman doesn't call me Big D for nothin'...
and colton, you have no IQ.
<< <i>whats IQ? lol lol >>
That explains it right there.