ANACONDA knows the guy who bought the 1933 twenty.
ANACONDA
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I know the guy who bought the 1933 twenty. He?s a friend of mine, lives here in Dallas. I can?t tell you who he is but I was there when he brought it home. This is how it went.
Honey, I?m home and I?ve got Adrian with me. So please put some clothes on.
Oh, hi, dear, how was your day?
Fine.........ANNA!.....didn?t you hear me......I said I?ve got Adrian with me and put some clothes on! [She is absolutely perfect, she is 5?4?, tan, 112 pounds, very firm but curvaceous (obviously has a personal trainer), brown hair, blue eyes, and she is wearing only a thin champagne colored ...oh hell, you don?t care about that...back to the story.]
Oh, I thought you said you brought Adrian with you?
I did say that and as you can see, he is here!
Oh......well....good!
Hey, honey, look what I bought.
When did you buy that?
The other day.
Where?
New York.
New York? I thought you went to New York to a business convention.
I did. I did some coin business.
Ralphy, I thought we?ve talked about this. Adrian, you?ll have to forgive us for just a moment. No, you don?t have to step out of the room, come over here and give me a hug, how have you been? I can see that. Again, excuse me for a minute. Ralph, what the hell are you doing buying another coin when you still owe your brother that 50 million? You know he?s not too happy about it and it?s causing friction. How much did the coin cost?
A little under a million.
Let me see that..........You bass turd! How stupid do you think I am? That?s that coin I saw on TV last weeek......that cost.......over 7 million!........oh, you?ve done it this time. Breaking your promise AND now you?re lying to me? Seven million dollars! What in God?s name! Has your brain gone to mush? So, you?ve done it again, bought a coin over a million bucks without getting my permission. And what are you going to do with it this time, throw it in a drawer again with all the other ones? Oh, I suppose you bought it to make money on? Like all the other ones that you haven?t even offered to anyone? Ralph, this is the last straw. I?ve had it with you. I deserve better than you and this time I?m not gonna just let you keep doing this to me. You promised me that estate in Monte Carlo. I?ve been waiting and waiting and now this is the last straw. You know, we?ve been together a long time, almost 4 years, and I know a really good lawyer, the same guy that did your last wife?s divorce, and now I?m gonna take you to the cleaners. But I?m gonna give you one option other than seeing me in court. You?re not gonna like it one bit but you gave me your promise in writing last time that you would either get your coin habit under control or get help. You blew that, so here?s your last option. You know how I feel about Adrian. He?s not like all the other cigarette smoking, fat coin friends. You can either give that coin to Adrian or I?m leaving you. And if you even begin to whine or try to talk me out of it, I am gonna start packing and leave you again like when you bought that 1804 dollar, only this time I?m not coming back. Adrian, will you take me to your place if he won?t give you the coin? Good. Then it?s settled. Make your choice, buddy boy. It?s me or the coin.
adrian
(Disclaimer: This is fiction.)
Honey, I?m home and I?ve got Adrian with me. So please put some clothes on.
Oh, hi, dear, how was your day?
Fine.........ANNA!.....didn?t you hear me......I said I?ve got Adrian with me and put some clothes on! [She is absolutely perfect, she is 5?4?, tan, 112 pounds, very firm but curvaceous (obviously has a personal trainer), brown hair, blue eyes, and she is wearing only a thin champagne colored ...oh hell, you don?t care about that...back to the story.]
Oh, I thought you said you brought Adrian with you?
I did say that and as you can see, he is here!
Oh......well....good!
Hey, honey, look what I bought.
When did you buy that?
The other day.
Where?
New York.
New York? I thought you went to New York to a business convention.
I did. I did some coin business.
Ralphy, I thought we?ve talked about this. Adrian, you?ll have to forgive us for just a moment. No, you don?t have to step out of the room, come over here and give me a hug, how have you been? I can see that. Again, excuse me for a minute. Ralph, what the hell are you doing buying another coin when you still owe your brother that 50 million? You know he?s not too happy about it and it?s causing friction. How much did the coin cost?
A little under a million.
Let me see that..........You bass turd! How stupid do you think I am? That?s that coin I saw on TV last weeek......that cost.......over 7 million!........oh, you?ve done it this time. Breaking your promise AND now you?re lying to me? Seven million dollars! What in God?s name! Has your brain gone to mush? So, you?ve done it again, bought a coin over a million bucks without getting my permission. And what are you going to do with it this time, throw it in a drawer again with all the other ones? Oh, I suppose you bought it to make money on? Like all the other ones that you haven?t even offered to anyone? Ralph, this is the last straw. I?ve had it with you. I deserve better than you and this time I?m not gonna just let you keep doing this to me. You promised me that estate in Monte Carlo. I?ve been waiting and waiting and now this is the last straw. You know, we?ve been together a long time, almost 4 years, and I know a really good lawyer, the same guy that did your last wife?s divorce, and now I?m gonna take you to the cleaners. But I?m gonna give you one option other than seeing me in court. You?re not gonna like it one bit but you gave me your promise in writing last time that you would either get your coin habit under control or get help. You blew that, so here?s your last option. You know how I feel about Adrian. He?s not like all the other cigarette smoking, fat coin friends. You can either give that coin to Adrian or I?m leaving you. And if you even begin to whine or try to talk me out of it, I am gonna start packing and leave you again like when you bought that 1804 dollar, only this time I?m not coming back. Adrian, will you take me to your place if he won?t give you the coin? Good. Then it?s settled. Make your choice, buddy boy. It?s me or the coin.
adrian
(Disclaimer: This is fiction.)
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I hate it when you see my post before I can edit the spelling.
Always looking for nice type coins
my local dealer
My friend made a terrible choice and gave me the coin. As I was on my way home I stopped by a little coffee shop for a bite. I sat at the counter next to this really handsome chap, said his name was agentjim, and somehow we began talking about coins. I told him what I've been through this day and showed him this unbelievable coin I was just given. Well, to make a long story short agentjim was such a cool dude I just couldn't help myself and passed along my 1933 Saint to him, like agentjim said "easy come, easy go" he was so convincing I couldn't help myself.....then I (agentjim) heard a soft voice in the distance....."wake up Jim, your drooling on your pillow again".
<< <i>[She is absolutely perfect, she is 5?4?, tan, 112 pounds, very firm but curvaceous (obviously has a personal trainer), brown hair, blue eyes, and she is wearing only a thin champagne colored ...oh hell, you don?t care about that...back to the story.] >>
Forget the coin I want to hear about the girl. We need a coin girls forum on here.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Mike
ritchie
I hate it when you see my post before I can edit the spelling.
Always looking for nice type coins
my local dealer
Your stories are like your coins, very colorful. I think you need to go back to sleep and dream up a scenerio in which you end up with the Babe and the Coin. It's nice to see the "Tall Tale" is not dead in Texas.
myurl
mac coin, me to:D
WWbillman, great idea
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