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man I screwed up again.....(lol)

yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
in Buy, Sell & Trade - Cards & Memorabilia
I told this girl I liked this pick up line:


My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.


I thought it was funny, but apparently she didnt image
Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!

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  • ChipperJonesFan08ChipperJonesFan08 Posts: 94
    No offence but you idiot!
    Love Chipper jones A real big fan! A huge Atlanta Braves fan! I collect baseball cards only and love to talk about baseball
  • vcarterfany2kvcarterfany2k Posts: 1,882
    lmao that beats my worse pickup line,mine was


    don't be greedy give to the needy


    sometimes that worked tho,lol
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  • dirtmonkeydirtmonkey Posts: 3,048 ✭✭
    Ooops, he did it again. Catchy. Maybe I'll turn it into a crappy kids song image.

    Chicks (my wife hates me callin' her a chick) don't like it when you compare anything to do with them and stnky poo... image . God, they're so hard to figure out - heehee
    image
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    tell me about it.....they are so confusing........for crying out loud it was just a joke......sheesh....
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • VincecarderVincecarder Posts: 1,852 ✭
    It all depends on the girl......I told my girlfriend your line and she found it amusing. But as an icebreaker, you probably should try something else man.
    CB4
  • euphoria18euphoria18 Posts: 2,339
    omg.. is that the best you can do??? Use this one:
    Hey baby, you have some nice child bearing hips.
    See what you get for that one...lol
  • infinityinfinity Posts: 85
    vc fans can't take the heat so they put nizzles on ignore. Just like his idol

    SKUUUUUUURD
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    chipper-none taken... i was an idiot...but how was i suppose to know that?
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • ChipperJonesFan08ChipperJonesFan08 Posts: 94
    I am a girl! that is one of the wierdist I have heard but there have been worse!
    Love Chipper jones A real big fan! A huge Atlanta Braves fan! I collect baseball cards only and love to talk about baseball
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    i dont know why she couldnt see the humor in it. I cracked up the moment i saw it. geuss we dont think alike.....
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • cardnyoucardnyou Posts: 7,339 ✭✭✭
    image hell i'm still rollin on tha d@mned floor...so i'll cath ya'll tonight lmmfao
    image

    Tha Finger ... Tha Stunner ... Tha Legend.
  • playr050playr050 Posts: 3,972


    << <i>image hell i'm still rollin on tha d@mned floor...so i'll cath ya'll tonight lmmfao >>


    Maybe carndyou will go out with you..........image

    Just wonderin, what made ya think a girl would wanna hear about diahreeha (however the hell you spell it)?

    I think it was funny, just sayin, girls don't seem to like that kinda sh!t (pun intended if that's a pun) image.
  • c0LLect0rc0LLect0r Posts: 3,194
    No. This is what you gotta do. *Lick your finger and wipe your finger off on her shirt* and say "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

    Always worksimage
    Desmond Mason
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    lol@collector........good one....maybe i'll try it.......then again maybe not.....i already pissed her off once.....
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • c0LLect0rc0LLect0r Posts: 3,194
    LMAO. Hey, If she already is mad at you then it woudn't hurt to try!imageimage
    Desmond Mason
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    I really like this girl, i seriously do. i dont wanna risk getting her upset. not to mention making me seem like a dork.....Ive already done it once.......
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • JErik20JErik20 Posts: 1,502
    Hey Yanyak, your next post is #1000!! Try this on your girl next time.....

    "Nice legs.... what time do they open?"

    Erik
    I'd challenge you to a battle of wits...... but you appear unarmed

    "Stop talking, negotiating,
    Your feeble attempts at world peace
    Give me a %#@*ing break
    Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
    And when the whole damn world is dead
    there's your %#@*ing peace"
  • yanyak5yanyak5 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭
    lol...dont think so jerik......
    Looking for an 8x10 auto photo of junior celebrating his 100 HR. lmk!
  • akafocusakafocus Posts: 395
    Write a book with those kind of lines and get rich... image
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