public service announcement
whenever you stick your phone in your pants pocket, make sure it's turned off. because i'm here to tell you that anything and everything can happen. yesterday i inadvertently texted perkdog and sent him a semi-revealing shot of my girlfriend. the pic itself was never intended to be provocative or distasteful, but if you weren't privy to the deets it could have been construed that way. let's just say that it certainly wasn't a picture that you just gratuitously fire off to an unsuspecting friend who isn't ready for it. 😂
when i pulled out my phone to use it and saw what had happened, it was the most flummoxed moment of my life. like, how does my phone get to my text threads, select perk, attach not only a pic but THAT pic, and send it to him? i thought i was in the twilight zone.
and if anyone thinks i'm embellishing this story, i'm not. not one iota. perk can corroborate this.
but the best part may have been my gf's reaction. here i thought my existence was going to be in peril, but the first thing out of her mouth was, "well, since you showed him that picture i guess i need to meet this guy now." 😅
i was like, "well, baby we can definitely make that happen, but you're gonna have to take a number first because i haven't even met him yet"
i love my life
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
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hey Galaxy...
"whenever you stick your phone in your pants pocket, make sure it's turned off."
I Love That Vibrating Feelin' When My Phone Is Down There...
I'm not even going to type what I do with my tablet....
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After Further Review...
I was thinking... {Scary, I know}
I Totally Love The Vibration...🔌🏈
Haha it was hilarious, It definitely wasn't a picture that you would get in trouble with the wife over but definitely funny lol
He apologized and me not knowing it was his girlfriend or anyone in particular I tongue in cheek said "It's ok it kind of left me wishing I saw more" lol
For the record it was literally a picture of her shoulder and her reaction to the whole thing couldn't have been better
Beers are on me if I do ever get the pleasure of meeting you guys in person 🍻
Note to.self, shut phone off when I put my phone iny pocket
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Maybe shove or wedge, but never stick.
Enjoy the go.
she cackled like a hyena when i told her what you said
i can all but guarantee i would have said the exact same thing lol
and groce that's beautiful, thank you for the nugget..........for my next magic trick i'm going to set my phone to vibrate and stick it inside my underwear all day
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
hey Galaxy...
did ya get in your morning Vibration ???
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I'm getting ready to...
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