if i ever go to a Philly Eagles home game, remind me to get trashed BEFORE it

galaxy27 · June 21, 2024 6:59AM

ElMagoStrikeZone · June 21, 2024 7:09AM

I shudder to think what it could be like as the ONLY sober person at any Philadelphia home sporting event.

bgr · June 21, 2024 7:55AM

Now I can finally calculate the cost-per-win in beer per team!

Congrats on getting out of jail as well

erikthredd · June 21, 2024 8:49AM

I just checked the prices for a beer at NBA home games and top 5 teams for 2023 were all higher than the Eagles.
1. Celtics $19.87 per beer
2. Warriors $19.01
3. Nuggets $16.93
4. Knicks $15.75
5. Nets $15.13

76ers $10.67 (which is a great price until Sixers fans remember that Philly could be sporting a starting five of Embiid/Tatum/Brown/Horford/Jrue right now if it weren't for some monumental horrific decision making from their front office during the Process. Better drink up! 😉)

stevek · June 21, 2024 8:56AM

Yea but you know beer, ya never buy it, ya only rent it. 🤣

galaxy27 · June 21, 2024 9:40AM

@bgr said:

Congrats on getting out of jail as well

bittersweet day. sooo many epic conjugal visits. but my bunkie was a Cowboys fan who snored and incessantly talked about how great Dak is, so i had to get the hell outta dodge

GroceryRackPack · June 21, 2024 10:27AM

bgr · June 21, 2024 11:15AM

please turn the page!

GroceryRackPack · June 21, 2024 11:45AM

here ya go...

perkdog · June 21, 2024 1:16PM

@galaxy27 said:

@bgr said:

Congrats on getting out of jail as well

bittersweet day. sooo many epic conjugal visits. but my bunkie was a Cowboys fan who snored and incessantly talked about how great Dak is, so i had to get the hell outta dodge

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Basebal21 · June 21, 2024 3:21PM

Stadium prices are getting out of control when you can get a case of beer for the cost of one at the game.

Wash out a mustard or any not clear plastic bottle, fill it with your favorite liquor, and tuck it into your waist band where they cant pat you down with an untucked shirt or jersey. Realistically high socks under pants works too tucking it in there. No ones really actually patting everyone down if they are even doing it at all

GroceryRackPack · June 21, 2024 5:01PM

Bourbon Tampon...
🥃🥃🥃🥃...🤣🙃🤣🙃

Darin · June 21, 2024 5:46PM

@Basebal21 said:
Stadium prices are getting out of control when you can get a case of beer for the cost of one at the game.

Wash out a mustard or any not clear plastic bottle, fill it with your favorite liquor, and tuck it into your waist band where they cant pat you down with an untucked shirt or jersey. Realistically high socks under pants works too tucking it in there. No ones really actually patting everyone down if they are even doing it at all

Damn dude!
I can honestly say I’ve never favored any liquor enough to consider hiding it in a mustard bottle.
Can I just buy a Pepsi at the game instead?

Basebal21 · June 21, 2024 6:35PM

@Darin said:

@Basebal21 said:
Stadium prices are getting out of control when you can get a case of beer for the cost of one at the game.

Wash out a mustard or any not clear plastic bottle, fill it with your favorite liquor, and tuck it into your waist band where they cant pat you down with an untucked shirt or jersey. Realistically high socks under pants works too tucking it in there. No ones really actually patting everyone down if they are even doing it at all

Damn dude!
I can honestly say I’ve never favored any liquor enough to consider hiding it in a mustard bottle.
Can I just buy a Pepsi at the game instead?

Lol by all means get whatever you want in the stadium. Its a decades old college football trick since the NCAA only let the people in the suites have alcohol until recently. While I dont condone throwing things on the field I do laugh a little when it happens and you see those bottles and the announcers seem to think someone really loves mustard. Tennessee vs Ole Miss a couple years ago it happened since Tennessee hates Lane Kiffin the Ole Miss coach and the commentary was just funny when they spotted them

BLUEJAYWAY · June 21, 2024 6:39PM

@galaxy27 said:

@bgr said:

Congrats on getting out of jail as well

bittersweet day. sooo many epic conjugal visits. but my bunkie was a Cowboys fan who snored and incessantly talked about how great Dak is, so i had to get the hell outta dodge

Good to see that you are a "freebird" once again. If you stayed in any longer you could of started a football team and played against the "guards" ala Burt in The Longest Yard.🏈😀

Darin · June 22, 2024 5:10AM

@Basebal21 said:

@Darin said:

@Basebal21 said:
Stadium prices are getting out of control when you can get a case of beer for the cost of one at the game.

Wash out a mustard or any not clear plastic bottle, fill it with your favorite liquor, and tuck it into your waist band where they cant pat you down with an untucked shirt or jersey. Realistically high socks under pants works too tucking it in there. No ones really actually patting everyone down if they are even doing it at all

Damn dude!
I can honestly say I’ve never favored any liquor enough to consider hiding it in a mustard bottle.
Can I just buy a Pepsi at the game instead?

Lol by all means get whatever you want in the stadium. Its a decades old college football trick since the NCAA only let the people in the suites have alcohol until recently. While I dont condone throwing things on the field I do laugh a little when it happens and you see those bottles and the announcers seem to think someone really loves mustard. Tennessee vs Ole Miss a couple years ago it happened since Tennessee hates Lane Kiffin the Ole Miss coach and the commentary was just funny when they spotted them

In high school my buddies and I used to sneak beer into the local movie theater. Wear a huge coat to hide the beer, cough loudly when you pull the tab on the beer to drown out the noise, and enjoy your cool beverage. 🍺

GroceryRackPack · June 22, 2024 6:16AM

In high school my buddies and I used to sneak beer into the local movie theater. Wear a huge coat to hide the beer, cough loudly when you pull the tab on the beer to drown out the noise, and enjoy your cool beverage. 🍺

With my Levi's jean jacket I was able to transport a 6er comfortably with those inside pockets...have 2 bottles standing up and 1 upside down and the same thing on the other inside pocket... after the movie or what ever was over with, find an empty popcorn bucket.. I'd put my empties in the bucket, throw the bucket out when I was leaving the theater....

We used to bring a small charcoal grill to the drive-in movies and grill out.. I'll save that story for another time... though my notes might be a little fuzzy...kinda remember go to the drive-in's --- don't really remember leaving the drive-in's...Not A Clue....
🤣🙃🤣🙃

Basebal21 · June 22, 2024 11:02AM

Before the metal detectors many years ago we used to do the double knee high baseball socks with baggy pants. Slide whatever you want in between the socks and walk on in. Every now and then someone would forget the 2nd pair of socks and would be funny watching them sprint to the bathroom to get everything out from the cold on their legs.

I really miss those charcoal grill days at tailgates too. So many places have banned that from idiots starting car fries not putting them out before going into the venue

perkdog · June 22, 2024 11:10AM

$8.40 for a beer at a Pats game is about what the casino chargers during playoff games, we just bring a cooler and keep it in the car.

Go out to the car and chug a 25 cent beer works better

GroceryRackPack · June 22, 2024 1:29PM

@perkdog said:
$8.40 for a beer at a Pats game is about what the casino chargers during playoff games, we just bring a cooler and keep it in the car.

Go out to the car and chug a 25 cent beer works better

hey ya Perkdog...
Why do we need a cooler at the Patriots house??? ain't it kinda cold there...

🏈🏈🏈

if i ever go to a Philly Eagles home game, remind me to get trashed BEFORE it

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