There was a woman, and she wanted a blue baby for some odd reason. Well, there was a white man, a black man, and a chinese man. So, she went to the white man first and they get their groove on but they don't have a blue baby, so she ditches him and goes to the black man. Well, again, they don't have a blue baby, so she ditches him. Then she goes to chinese man. They get their groove on and they have a blue baby. The woman is sooo happy that she now has a blue baby! So, she asked the Chinese man..."How in the BLUE hell did you get me to have a blue baby?!?!" and he says....
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11 STRAIGHT division titles soon to be. Best ever in pro sports. 1 WS is a helluva lot better than some of these pathetic teams. A lot of coaches, managers, and players would LOVE to have a WS ring. How about them Dodgers? How about that losing streak they were on? How about that post All-Star break record? How about the Jordan/Sheffield deal? Looks like we make the Dodgers look very very tame. They'll be lucky if they make the playoffs. Braves have best bullpen in baseball, best closer in baseball, and over-all best record in baseball.
Braves = Will win the WS this year...laugh now...but remember, you heard it from me first.
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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 peach 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 Kraft single 1 samoosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner 1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,"Single, huh?"
The woman smiles sheepishly and replies, 'How'd you guess?'
Well, according to his 36 saves and the fact that he's on pace to break the all-time record, I don't find it to be a laughing matter. According the Peter Gammons and a poll on ESPN, which there about 100,000+ people who voted...John Smoltz was the number once choice over Gagne, Rivera, etc. Not to mention, he's already being compared to Dennis Eckersely. You find me someone better than Smoltz...don't even try...because you can't.
<< <i>Braves = Will win the WS this year...laugh now...but remember, you heard it from me first. >>
how much would you like to make a bet that they dont win the ws???? how about 10 or 20 bucks??? you dont have that much faith in them to make a bet for them.
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<< <i>how about the atlanta braves ..11 division titles..1 world series >>
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Braves = Will win the WS this year...laugh now...but remember, you heard it from me first.
hahahahahahaha that was a good one
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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samoosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,"Single, huh?"
The woman smiles sheepishly and replies, 'How'd you guess?'
He says, 'Because you're ugly.'
<< <i>John Smoltz is the best closer in baseball
hahahahahahaha that was a good one >>
Well, according to his 36 saves and the fact that he's on pace to break the all-time record, I don't find it to be a laughing matter. According the Peter Gammons and a poll on ESPN, which there about 100,000+ people who voted...John Smoltz was the number once choice over Gagne, Rivera, etc. Not to mention, he's already being compared to Dennis Eckersely. You find me someone better than Smoltz...don't even try...because you can't.
<< <i>Braves = Will win the WS this year...laugh now...but remember, you heard it from me first. >>
how much would you like to make a bet that they dont win the ws???? how about 10 or 20 bucks??? you dont have that much faith in them to make a bet for them.