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The Tom Brady sand auctions on ebay
doubledragon
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You're not going to believe this, go to ebay and type "Tom Brady sand" into the search box, people are auctioning off bottles of sand from the beach that Tom Brady made his retirement video, there must be hundreds up for sale, these bottles are fetching ridiculous prices!
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I'm going over to ebay to hang out for a while in the Tom Brady sand section, it's the place to be. Tom Brady sand mania is running wild brother!
That is insane!
It's a PSYOP. Stand clear, I'll handle this.
Check this out, a jar of Tom Brady sand is up for auction right now on ebay, it's at $99,900 with 6 days left to go in the auction. This is fascinating.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/266113528586?hash=item3df59a330a:g:jPEAAOSweBlj3BEd&amdata=enc:AQAHAAAAoCjMkIL7qWIAn25MBe4h7W/wwGh/VZ5zsmXJPsHRlljLLHluL+1jHB+cFQuxUlkGC0YKlQJcwVDX/mUQqBIuNgg/7/rQC76CbTT8RqlBIQDV6ntmliVefm+bFLsPqyiM1SiveDUt7k9bNN0F8v9WnzUlWB3ir0BuWBNM6fD5H9XEEPZgTOi/Pzi1PTnVnT6CUx3i5tvZ2EUd6X4al+0f13A=|tkp:Bk9SR7jXleTEYQ
Like moths to a flame, Fools and their money are soon seperated, Lol
As you can see in this photo, the Tom Brady sand comes with an authenticity guarantee, which means when you buy it, the seller will ship it to be authenticated before you receive it. Step on up folks, get your Tom Brady retirement sand before it's too late, this beach is selling like hotcakes!
How soon do they sell Tom Brady used toilet paper? That can be authenticated by DNA. I can hear someone's wife saying "When are you gonna quit wasting money on that sh?t?:
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Ralph
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but Tom Brady used toilet paper has yet to hit the market. Might I recommend a jar of authetic Tom Brady sand, but be warned, it won't come cheap. If you want the best, you must pay!
Ok, all of this Tom Brady sand is making me want some memorabilia. If anyone out there knows where I can get a piece of the floor that Aaron Rodgers stood on when he wore his ridiculous looking cowboy outfit, let me know!
I repeat, if anyone knows where I can get a piece of the floor cowboy Rodgers stood on, I'll pay top dollar!
And there he is lol
Cowboy Rodgers takes a backseat to no one!
Yes this is a concern.
DoubleD going downhill fast
after no football yesterday.
Already actively soliciting cowboy Rodgers floor. 😩
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