Brady Bunch Update
Hydrant
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Gisele Spotted In Seedy Alleyway Slipping Bucs Offensive Line A Wad Of Cash
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I don't know much, but I do know this, Tom Brady better be careful if he wants Gisele back, that quarterback for the Jets is always lurking.
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you bag cougars and weird things start happening
zach looking all anthony davis-ish now
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
So, I'm driving to the Rams game Sunday, and unfortunately, my dear sister-in-law was along for the ride. She's decided she's A Rams fan.....Help!
Anyway, after listening to her non-stop yapping about her finger nails and toe nails and the latest exciting developments at the trailer park.......I turned on the radio to the NFL Network. Just to drown it all out. Then I said, " We're going to the game....Can we talk about FOOTBALL!!!! ".......silence from the back seat. And then she says, " Have you seen those pictures of Tom Brady in the shower with that young girl?"......You know, football stuff...And then?......She says, "His wife is way better looking.....Why would he do that?"....
I don't know if the shower story ever happened..... But I do know that I needed a shower after hearing about it.....A COLD ONE!
Big Sis Back In The Glory Days.....
HELP!!!
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You don't want to slander the GOAT in jest. I'll need specifics or a retraction. 😎
^^^^^^^^ +1!!!!
George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.
Excuse me while I go hide under my rock....
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No need to hide, we can find you .. 😂
something quite fascinating i've noticed about fire hydrant's very dubious tales....
.....he always seems to be surrounded by a blazing hot female, or one that's fuglier than a bar of homemade soap
there's no in-between, ever
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
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OT, but my beautiful wife makes her own soap and it's pretty. She makes many varieties but I only use the unscented or the one with oatmeal in it. 🤷🤣
Galixico, I've been laying awake at night recently thinking about it.....tossing and turning......the other night I woke up in a cold sweat.....The Lovely Mrs. Hydrant™ asked me, "What's wrong!"....I told her, "I got a call from Roberta. She wants me to come over for a visit."....... Roberta was my hot chick squeeze. Long ago....I left her for you know who......The Lovely One says, " Go ahead."......I told her, "I can't! The last time I saw her it was like FRIGHT NIGHT!....Just like that time Lisa came over a few years back!"........Lisa was hot.....super hot!......So was Roberta!.....I was doing a balancing act with Roberta and Georgia before The Lovely Mrs. Hydrant came along to save me!.....Anyway,......Time Is A Cruel Master.....
Lisa Before....
Lisa Now....
Roberta Before....
Roberta Now....
Man!.....I've dodged some bullets!.......I still have to fight the pretty girls off with a stick....But,.....My heart belongs to only two.....My Girls!
Jenny and Nicole
Showboat....My Grandma used to make soap here on the ranch when I was a kid. She had olive trees (they're still here) and to cure the olives she would soak them in a tub with lye. After the olives were ready she would take the liquid and boil it to reduce it down to a real thick soup.....Then she would pour it into biscuit molds.....Set it out under the Sun to dry and then?.....Olive Soap!....That's what she called it.......Those people didn't waste anything..... That soap would take your skin off!....Pioneer people..... I miss them all!.....Seems Like Just Yesterday....
