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I'm placing Mustache Jerry Jones on temporary suspension

doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Here's the thing, I don't like the way Mustache Jerry Jones is treating Jimmy Johnson about being inducted into the Cowboys ring of honor, therefore I'm placing Mustache Jerry Jones on temporary suspension, he will be replaced by Mustache Tom Brady until further notice. Now, if you'll excuse me I better be getting to bed, I have to get up early tomorrow and cook flapjacks. Thank you and have a great evening. - Double D

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  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:
    I have to get up early tomorrow and cook flapjacks. -

  • OAKSTAROAKSTAR Posts: 7,176 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 31, 2022 6:59PM

    It just happened! 🤣 😂

    Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @thisistheshow said:

    @doubledragon said:
    I have to get up early tomorrow and cook flapjacks. -

    Sorry, I got to the forum too late this morning, flapjacks have been consumed, but that doesn't change the fact that Mustache Jones and me are fighting again!

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m a little shocked Double D, I figured you had Cowboy Rodgers or Shirtless Bradshaw on back up!!

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    I’m a little shocked Double D, I figured you had Cowboy Rodgers or Shirtless Bradshaw on back up!!

    I thought about both of those as backups, but my Terry Bradshaw nudes are for special occasions and I'll be getting plenty of Aaron Rodgers jokes in this season, so I'll Mustache Tom Brady have some time in the spotlight.

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:

    @perkdog said:
    I’m a little shocked Double D, I figured you had Cowboy Rodgers or Shirtless Bradshaw on back up!!

    I thought about both of those as backups, but my Terry Bradshaw nudes are for special occasions and I'll be getting plenty of Aaron Rodgers jokes in this season, so I'll Mustache Tom Brady have some time in the spotlight.

    Ok makes sense 👍🏼👍🏼🍻

  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,101 ✭✭✭✭✭

    #LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Alfonz24 said:

    I have decided to suspend Mustache Jones for six games, he will return week 7 of the NFL season.

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,680 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What Jerry Jones mustache????????

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

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