Bart Scott has a suggestion for Josh Allen
Discussing the weather and how cold it's going to be at the Patriots vs Bills game, Bart Scott has an interesting suggestion for Josh Allen on how to stay warm during the game.
Bart Scott Suggests Josh Allen Take Viagra to Keep Warm vs. Patriots
Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills will host the New England Patriots on Saturday in the Wild Card round. It is the third matchup between the division rivals and promises to be a good one.
The last time they played in Buffalo, things got real weird as the wind was so strong that the Patriots threw the ball only three times and still won the game. This time around, it shouldn't be so windy, which means we'll see something more closely resembling a normal football game for normal people. It is, however, going to be frigid. Early forecasts suggest temperatures for gametime will be in the single digits.
This, of course, means keeping warm is of the highest priority for both sides. The Get Up crew discussed that challenge this morning on ESPN and Dianna Russini noted that Allen told her in the past that he struggles in that kind of chill because his poor circulation lead to (literal) cold feet.
Bart Scott decided this was the moment to chime in with a football hack that only a former NFLer would know. He suggested that Allen take Viagra before the game to ensure his circulation is at optimal capacity.
Ah... yeah, I mean, maybe! Scott has been in that position and most of us watching haven't, so maybe he's on to something. To an uninformed observer it seems like there may be... other issues that arise if Allen takes Viagra before playing football.
But hey. What do we know, right?
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Starting Bills Center Mitch Morse would appreciate it if Josh just ignored this advice.
Eric
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Laugh of the day!....thanks, erik!
I'm not even going to try to top that one! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just hope Josh Allen doesn't take too much of that stuff, he'll be up all night.
And whatever you do Josh, do not get the pill stuck in your throat.
And pleaae Josh, keep the Viagra away from your pets, if you drop a pill on the floor and your dog gets it, there could be trouble.
He’s 25 years old. I seriously doubt he will have trouble keeping warm. I worry more about the receivers catching the lasers he throws in cold weather. The last 2 weeks balls went through their hands because of the cold. When he fires into tight windows it’s got plenty of zip on it.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
These are blueish green.
Maybe he should wear some boots too instead of cleats.........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
The Bills drafted Josh Allen for a number of reasons. 6’5” 240. Played at Wyoming in the cold. Big hands and can throw through the wind. He’ll be fine with the little blue pill.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
If anyone from either team needs a connection for these pills, he's got the hookup, just holla!
I'm looking forward to this one folks!
Knowing Bills fans,we're probably going to see some male rubber apendages thrown onto the field.
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I don't get your vibe.
That would be insane, the game would be held up! 😂😂
Brady had a 3-4 year stretch where everytime he played in Buffalo their fans would throw certain "objects" on the field.
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breaking news
Josh Allen has a suggestion for Bart Scott
stfu
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Wasn’t it Bart Scott that was mad at the Bengals for passing late in the game vs the Ravens? He omitted that the Ravens ran on a Kneel down for a record. Guess talk show hosts with brains are in short supply. I’ll throw my hat in the ring for 6 figures.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.