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Mayhem at SoFi Stadium

HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 16, 2021 8:46PM in Sports Talk

Too depressing to go into detail.....but.....The Lovely Mrs. Hydrant is getting personal phone calls from the Rams public relations dept. Hydrant daughter in law Monica is getting emails from same. Hydrant boy #2 was on the phone for over one hour yesterday discussing the mess with management. Nobody will talk to me because I'll cuss them out and they know it. WHAT A DISASTER!!

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  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭

    By the way.......the Rams are unreal good. Tommy B. might just bring them back down to Earth. I love that guy!

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,638 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant said:
    Too depressing to go into detail.....but.....The Lovely Mrs. Hydrant is getting personal phone calls from the Rams public relations dept. Hydrant daughter in law Monica is getting emails from same. Hydrant boy #2 was on the phone for over one hour yesterday discussing the mess with management. Nobody will talk to me because I'll cuss them out and they know it. WHAT A DISASTER!!

    You don’t have to go into detail but how about just giving the main reason lol. Like what is going on??

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The only thing I can think of as far as mayhem at SoFi Stadium is this brawl between Rams and Bears fans that happened the other night. I believe words were exchanged between Bears and Rams fans during the game and they took it inside the bowels of the stadium and had it out.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xymRs5b9b5g&t=58s

  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:

    @Hydrant said:
    Too depressing to go into detail.....but.....The Lovely Mrs. Hydrant is getting personal phone calls from the Rams public relations dept. Hydrant daughter in law Monica is getting emails from same. Hydrant boy #2 was on the phone for over one hour yesterday discussing the mess with management. Nobody will talk to me because I'll cuss them out and they know it. WHAT A DISASTER!!

    You don’t have to go into detail but how about just giving the main reason lol. Like what is going on??

    .........
    I agree. If you are going to start a thread like this, more details are required.

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,447 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 17, 2021 5:37PM

    With all due respect to the Sports Forum members I have only to say that I regret starting this thread. This place fun because of all of you. Especially our LEADER....DD.. Nothing positive will result in the continuation of this thread. Sorry I started it. I would like the moderator to delete this thread. My mistake. You guys are great!

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 17, 2021 5:40PM

    Like my mother told me....."If you can't say something nice.....don't say anything at all."

  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant said:
    Like my mother told me....."If you can't say something nice.....don't say anything at all."

    You are going to tell me over beers and you're going to love it!

    m

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  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant said:
    With all due respect to the Sports Forum members I have only to say that I regret starting this thread. This place fun because of all of you. Especially our LEADER....DD.. Nothing positive will result in the continuation of this thread. Sorry I started it. I would like the moderator to delete this thread. My mistake. You guys are great!

    As the leader of our secret sports forum club lodge, I insist you tell us, and preferably over beers!

  • BrickBrick Posts: 4,981 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant said:
    Like my mother told me....."If you can't say something nice.....don't say anything at all."

    I'm speechless.

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    Ralph

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 18, 2021 7:34AM

    @Justacommeman said:

    @Hydrant said:
    Like my mother told me....."If you can't say something nice.....don't say anything at all."

    You are going to tell me over beers and you're going to love it!

    m

    Well, if I do tell you over beers it won't be at SoFi Stadium unless I bring a bullhorn to the table. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to hear a word I said. 📢

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 18, 2021 9:30AM

    CREATE YOUR VERY OWN IN HOME SOFI EXPERIENCE!

    After a mega binge shopping spree at your local electronics store and then brushing up on your electronic programming skills you'll be ready to get started!

    List of required items:
    1) One very small portable T.V.
    2) Two 56" x 36" flat screen T.V.s
    3) One wall mounted flat screen T.V. The largest you can locate. Preferably a wall-to-wall unit that extends to the top of the room.
    4) Four industrial strength boom boxes.
    5) Various strobe light units. This is optional but take it to the limit if you want to!
    6) Noise cancelling headphones. Be sure to have extra headphones on hand for guests. They will thank you for it.
    7) Foam ear plugs.
    O.k. You're Ready To Get Started!
    First, you will need to select a viewing room. You'll get the best SoFi experience if the room is not overly large. Just a room that can comfortably fit all the sound and video equipment. Now.....place the small portable T.V. against a wall in the center of the room. This will be the unit that you will view the game from. IMPORTANT! Set the sound volume to ZERO on unit. At no time should ANY sound emmit from unit. Next, place one 56" x 36" flat screen unit to the left of the small portable unit. Then place the other 56" x36" flatscreen unit to the right of the small portable unit. Now, this is where programming experience will come in handy. You may need to call in a professional. Program one of the 56" x36" units to display a local casino advertisement on continuous loop mode. A 5 hour continuous loop is optimum. Next.....program the other 56" x 36" unit to display a continuous loop of Pizza Hut advertisements. Again, a 5 hour loop is recommended. Set the volume on both 56" x 36" units to midrange and DO NOT! adjust the volume control at ANY time. Keep the volume ON during the entire game experience! Next......install the wall-to-wall flatscreen unit. Program the wall-to-wall unit to display flashing bright lights, crowd scenes, etc. It really doesn't matter what the wall-to-wall unit displays. Head on collisions of freight train locomotives will do just fine. The most important part will be that the unit NEVER.....repeat....NEVER goes into dark mode......Next, place one industrial strength boom box unit in each corner of the viewing room. QUADRAPHONIC BABY!! Program the boom box units to play a continuous loop of drum beats and horn sounds. The boom box units MUST be programmed to shut down at the exact instant that the QB takes the snap until the play is called dead. Otherwise.... the boom box units should be operating at ALL TIME! Volume control of boom box units is CRITICAL! Adjust the volume to the point where interior structural damage in viewing room begins..... ie, cracks in wall become visible or roof tiles are falling off the house. Then decrease boom box volume to a level just below where the whole house stops shaking. But....the volume should be maintained at a level high enough so people in the next zip code know you're watching the game! Now....at game time turn on the small portable T.V. unit. THIS IS THE GAME VIEWING UNIT. DO NOT turn on the volume control. The small unit MUST be in silent mode! Now it's almost GAME TIME and you are about to enjoy the wonders of your very own IN HOME SOFI EXPERIENCE! Place foam ear plugs into ears. Put on noise cancelling headphones. Grab a beer! ENJOY THE GAME!

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh,.....I forgot! Invite several strangers to hang out around your house. Supply them with unlimited adult beverages. When the game is over ask them to come join you in the viewing room for some after game activities. Politely ask them to start shoving each other and to roll around and dogpile on the viewing room floor. They will do it. Then call the police. Once your guests have been removed from the viewing room ask them if they would be interested in a little friendly Destruction Derby action on your street. They'll be all for it! Guaranteed!

  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I can picture it. But I want to know, are your seats bad? I mean bad in terms of the view, where do you sit, etc.

  • Ohh!!! Somebody wants to mess with the P. S. A. Gang huh? They mess with One of us..... They mess with all of us!

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 19, 2021 3:13AM

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  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,638 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant All I will say is whatever it was I hope you and your family are all good 🍻

  • streeterstreeter Posts: 4,312 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think I just might have to go through life and miss the sofi experience. But rely on HYDRANT to keep us up to date on it's evolution.

    Have a nice day
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