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Next time you go fishing in North Carolina, beware, you might catch something very creepy!

Fish with 'human teeth' stuns anglers in North Carolina

Meet the sheepshead fish, a common Atlantic coast swimmer with a very crunchy diet.

Last week (Aug 3), anglers at Jennette's Pier in North Carolina pulled up something unexpected — and uncanny — from the Atlantic: a fish with human teeth.

Yes, this fish — and its teeth — are real. But fortunately, there's nothing human about it.

It's called a sheepshead fish (Archosargus probatocephalus) — also known as a convict fish for the dark stripes running down its gray body, reminiscent of a stereotypical prison jumpsuit, according to the Maryland Department of Natural Resources. The fish is commonly found swimming along the Atlantic coast, from New York to Brazil, and gave Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, its name. They can grow up to 3 feet (91 centimeters) long and dine on a variety of oysters, clams, crustaceans and the odd bit of plant matter.

Hence, the teeth.

Like humans, the sheepshead fish has a diverse, omnivorous diet — and, like humans, it has a set of dull, stubby chompers to get through meals. A fully-grown sheepshead fish will typically sport three rows of molars in its upper jaw and two rows in its lower jaw, all the better to crunch through the shells of its prey, according to Scientific American. But it's the fish's incisors (front teeth) that look the most humanoid. (They're even coated with enamel, Scientific American reported.)

All these teeth develop gradually over the fish's life, as the animal grows and graduates from a diet of predominantly soft-bodied animals to a shellfish-heavy menu later in life. In the photo shared on Facebook by Jennette's Pier, you can see two new rows of molars developing in the back of the fish's lower jaw.

With a set of chompers like that, does a sheepshead fish pose any threat to humans? According to David Catania, the collections manager for ichthyology at the California Academy of Sciences, the answer is probably not.

"I would not hesitate to swim in waters inhabited by these fish," Catania told Snopes.com. "They pose no threat to humans unless harassed. Since they are good to eat, sheepshead are targeted by anglers, so the handling of one after capture creates the possibility of being bitten or poked by their sharp dorsal fin spines."

So, Atlantic swimmers need not worry about explaining any human-shaped bite marks on their butts … at least not where the sheepshead fish is concerned.

Comments

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh great, I live in North Carolina and now I have to worry about one of these things getting me, possibly when I'm asleep and defenseless.

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,547 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Either it’s a photoshop job or just absolutely creepy!

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    Either it’s a photoshop job or just absolutely creepy!

    I was wondering if it was real also, and found a video of another fisherman that apparently caught one. Very weird!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pbXP5FoGIt4

  • LandrysFedoraLandrysFedora Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    Either it’s a photoshop job or just absolutely creepy!

    Agree, very creepy!

  • streeterstreeter Posts: 4,312 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Voted best incisors by a recent poll

    1 Mr Ed

    2 John Elway

    3 this fish

    Have a nice day
  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,099 ✭✭✭✭✭

    more teeth than the fisherman

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  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You think that's something, get a load of this, they filmed a fish in China with a human face!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7FvieDJ6QA

  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,756 ✭✭✭✭✭

    not a bad set of choppers. arguably nicer than my last girlfriend's. but I do detect a missing premolar. the good news is that i know a good periodontist; we will get that fish scheduled for an implant asap and it'll be lighting up hooks like a champion in no time

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,618 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @galaxy27 said:
    { i know a good periodontist; we will get that fish scheduled for an implant asap}

    Sign me up too..........

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

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