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Boring, useless day!

doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

No good sports news to report, nothing to do. I was neglected last night, she made brownies for herself and nothing for me. They were Betty Crocker Supreme Walnut. She knows I can't bake!

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  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll find a way to get my vengeance for this brownie neglect. I'll take the batteries out of her remote and hide them!

  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Does she not share???

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @thisistheshow said:
    Does she not share???

    Her excuse is, she says, "I didn't think you were hungry." I'm always down for a Betty Crocker Walnut Supreme brownie. I'm always down man!

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, oh! I just asked her if she would bake me a few tonight, and now all of sudden, we're out of eggs, and you have to have eggs to make them. Is this whole world against me!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAJRjGB-Fsc

  • tommyrusty7tommyrusty7 Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭✭

    Get in the car and go buy something you really like.

  • blurryfaceblurryface Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @tommyrusty7 said:
    Get in the car and go buy something you really like.

    or some eggs.

  • tommyrusty7tommyrusty7 Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭✭

    There is also divorce if she does it again

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,544 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:
    I'll find a way to get my vengeance for this brownie neglect. I'll take the batteries out of her remote and hide them!

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • hammer1hammer1 Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:
    I'll find a way to get my vengeance for this brownie neglect. I'll take the batteries out of her remote and hide them!

    You never mess with a remote.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    UPDATE: I will be going to the Wal-Mart tomorrow morning, and getting some eggs. My delicious dream is becoming a reality. These brownies are very tasty, and they go great with ice cold Coca-Cola. Oh mama!

  • blurryfaceblurryface Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 23, 2021 2:16PM

    grab the extra key fob to her car.

    next time she comes home from shopping, grabs the last bag outta the trunk and closes the trunk, hit the trunk release button to pop it back open.

    she’ll put all the bags down and slam it shut.

    wait until her hands are full again, then hit it again.

    rinse, wash & repeat as deemed necessary.

    been doing it periodically for about 3 months now.

    ill tell her one day. but for now, its the little things! 😉

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @blurryface said:
    grab the extra key fob to her car.

    next time she comes home from shopping, grabs the last bag outta the trunk and closes the trunk, hit the trunk release button to pop it back open.

    she’ll put all the bags down and slam it shut.

    wait until her hands are full again, then hit it again.

    rinse, wash & repeat as deemed necessary.

    been doing it periodically for about 3 months now.

    ill tell her one day. but for now, its the little things! 😉

    🤔 That is very diabolical. I like it!

  • DarinDarin Posts: 6,976 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The title of this thread didn't remind me of Betty Crocker brownies, a better than thou monkey,
    the Simpsons, a go to jail card, or a criminally insane raccoon.
    What it did remind me of, "a boring, useless day", is one of my all time favorite songs from Pink Floyd.
    So thank you Double D for the eclectic posts, it brought back some good memories. :p

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

    Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

    And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again
    The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

    Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
    Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
    The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

    Home, home again
    I like to be here when I can
    When I come home cold and tired
    It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
    Far away, across the field
    The tolling of the iron bell
    Calls the faithful to their knees
    To hear the softly spoken magic spell

  • coolstanleycoolstanley Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I love my Tennis channel. Live action almost every day. Good final matchup tomorrow with Nadal and Tsitsipas.

    Terry Bradshaw was AMAZING!!

    Ignore list -Basebal21

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