My poem about the Yankees...Dedicated to Derrick
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My poem about the yankees That I mean with all my heart
There once was a man named torre
dont worry this wont be a story
He cries all day
He cries all night
And he should go on that show Maury
There once was a man named Jeter
He had a really small peter
he maid double plays
he never got laid
because he was affraid to meet her
There once was a man named Giambi
his favorite food was salami
He stuffed his face
Never got on base
and always went home to his mommy
There once was a man named Bernie
who got beat up by ernie
he got his face beat up
He pee's in a cup
and now he needs an attorney
There once was a man named paul
Who always cried when he missed the ball
He would always cry
He shouldve been a mime
so we wouldnt have to listen to him at all
There once was a man named clemens
who was as sour as a lemon
He crossed the line
"Piazza, He's Fine!"
and never tried to make emends
This is my story
this is my song
I hate the yankees
i think there wrong!
There once was a man named torre
dont worry this wont be a story
He cries all day
He cries all night
And he should go on that show Maury
There once was a man named Jeter
He had a really small peter
he maid double plays
he never got laid
because he was affraid to meet her
There once was a man named Giambi
his favorite food was salami
He stuffed his face
Never got on base
and always went home to his mommy
There once was a man named Bernie
who got beat up by ernie
he got his face beat up
He pee's in a cup
and now he needs an attorney
There once was a man named paul
Who always cried when he missed the ball
He would always cry
He shouldve been a mime
so we wouldnt have to listen to him at all
There once was a man named clemens
who was as sour as a lemon
He crossed the line
"Piazza, He's Fine!"
and never tried to make emends
This is my story
this is my song
I hate the yankees
i think there wrong!
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<< <i>There once was a man named clemens
who was as sour as a lemon
He crossed the line
"Piazza, He's Fine!"
and never tried to make emends >>
just read the poem...my point is well said there
I just made it up...lol...I hate them Yankees....took me about 15 min to write
Who always cried when he missed the ball
He would always cry
He shouldve been a mime
so we wouldnt have to listen to him at all
who's paul?
Actually O'neill got in trouble for his anger not whining. Used to throw the water jugs at people, spit at the fans, break bats against the dugout walls. A great player for NY, no lie. Brought power and good defense to the RF spot. Helluvalot better than Griff's done in Cincy.
<< <i>Do I have anything else? Do I need anything else. When was the last time the Reds were in the October Classic? The Yankees have won 26 out of the 100 World Series. Thats over 25% of the time. The Yankees have always won there rings during dynasties. Look at the 20's-30's Murderers Row. Look now, it's another Dynasty. Dominating the Majors year in and year out. Where's your team? Better start waving bye bye! >>
Much better
There once was this guy named Posada
his ear burned like hot enchiladas
on his heels he sat
as he got whacked by a bat
I lay on the ground saying HA-HA
It's a joke, no offense!
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Oh i meant everything i said about the Yankees! lol...dont want to start fights...
Derrick....wont fit in sig line....
Dogmatic....mind if i add your part to mine? lmk
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all he did was tell dumb lies.
He thought he was cool,
but he's really a fool.
He thought he was funny,
but he's just a plain dummy.
He thinks he is smart,
but he's really a tart.
He post dumb stuff,
thinking he's Tuff.
YanYak5 what a dumb guy.
He doesn't know the Yankees Rule,
all he knows now is he's just a dumb fool!
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He definitely has no game,
he should be very ashamed,
but instead, I bring you a poet's fame.
Drastically inclinded to put your poem in hackles,
once your done reading, I'll have you tied up in shackles,
Like a wall coming at you, something you can't tackle,
Keep on reading while your jaw continues to drop,
sinking down like the Titanic, your poem has now flopped...
Take it back, time to edit, take it away!
Watch the poetic God justify what I have to say,
You've just been outdone today...
Just listen up closely, I have this all sealed,
Even your icon is gettin' sleepy over your poem...
and that's GARFIELD!
(Derrick... How did u make the bowing guy??)
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<< <i>That was i tyte poem!!! ahahaa
(Derrick... How did u make the bowing guy??) >>
What? lol...
As for you Garfield(or whatever) good try
lol.....thats not a joke ....
-richie rich
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