I hate the Yankees! Don't you??? ;)
Derrick
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Ok, first of all...Joe Torre. Yeah we get it. You're a nice guy. A good manager. You cry when your team wins. But who the fu#k picks their nose this much? My mom says it's unfair to have a camera on you in the dugout when you don't know people are watching. Agreed. Yet, you could have a camera on me 24 hours a day and maybe you catch me picking a boog three times. This guy does it six times every half hour. Buy yourself a kleenex you ugly creep. He looks like someone who might molest my little cousin on Halloween. People who look like him are the reason my mom used to go through my Halloween candy to make sure there were no razor blades....lol...
Roger Clemens. This guy's a piece of work. They say he's not a "real Yankee." That the rest of the Yankees shouldn't be judged by his idiotic personality/behavior/mentality. Bullsh*t! . He's the prototypical Yankee. A mercenary superstar who only cares about money and acts like a total a$$hole. He should be the new Yankees logo. Get rid of the "NY" symbol. Just a giant picture of Clemens throwing shattered bats at players and hitting them in the heads with 100 mile an hour baseballs. And Kissing Babe Ruth's monument before the game? Fu(k you Clemens. I hope the monument has herpes!
Bernie Williams. Here's a pretty guy. Not only did he fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but then he hit the ground and got really disfigured. And to compensate for his looks, he's got the most outgoing personality this side of Adam Hirschberg. This is a guy you can really get behind and root for....
Andy Pettite. Kind of like him actually. Still a homo...maybe he's the cause of the "Piazza" fiasco...
El Duque. Oh don't even get me started here. The Cuban refugee. What a story! For the rest of the year, every night before I go to bed, I promise to fall to my knees and pray to God that this guy gets deported and spends the rest of his days rotting away in a Cuban jail cell decorated only with posters of Fidel Castro and cigars. And what kind of name is El Duque? I'd like to make a big Duque in his mouth-que.
Mariano Rivera. Hate this guy as much as any of the others. Maybe he should try eating something. This dude spits and loses six pounds. I heard someone poured champagne on him after they won and he slid down a sewer drain and drowned.
OK, just a little Yankee humor...lol!
Roger Clemens. This guy's a piece of work. They say he's not a "real Yankee." That the rest of the Yankees shouldn't be judged by his idiotic personality/behavior/mentality. Bullsh*t! . He's the prototypical Yankee. A mercenary superstar who only cares about money and acts like a total a$$hole. He should be the new Yankees logo. Get rid of the "NY" symbol. Just a giant picture of Clemens throwing shattered bats at players and hitting them in the heads with 100 mile an hour baseballs. And Kissing Babe Ruth's monument before the game? Fu(k you Clemens. I hope the monument has herpes!
Bernie Williams. Here's a pretty guy. Not only did he fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but then he hit the ground and got really disfigured. And to compensate for his looks, he's got the most outgoing personality this side of Adam Hirschberg. This is a guy you can really get behind and root for....
Andy Pettite. Kind of like him actually. Still a homo...maybe he's the cause of the "Piazza" fiasco...
El Duque. Oh don't even get me started here. The Cuban refugee. What a story! For the rest of the year, every night before I go to bed, I promise to fall to my knees and pray to God that this guy gets deported and spends the rest of his days rotting away in a Cuban jail cell decorated only with posters of Fidel Castro and cigars. And what kind of name is El Duque? I'd like to make a big Duque in his mouth-que.
Mariano Rivera. Hate this guy as much as any of the others. Maybe he should try eating something. This dude spits and loses six pounds. I heard someone poured champagne on him after they won and he slid down a sewer drain and drowned.
OK, just a little Yankee humor...lol!
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Clemens - I can't disagree at all. Except that I like it when my Tigers face him. They almost always hammer his punk self! If he learned a good curve ball they wouldn't , but you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Bernie - I like him no complaints
All them Cuban Dudettes - only going to the highest bidders! Only serves them right that Irabu sucked Booty!
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<< <i>Jealousy is such a beautiful thing when it rears it's ugly head. Be careful or next year we'll buy Chipper and the other 2 good Braves from you. Hahahahahahahaha Now that is Dammmmm funny. >>
Common hard-headed Yankees...can't take a joke!
Yankee fans are impossible to like. More than three decades ago, Roger Angell described them as "overdressed, uncomprehending autumn arrivistes." Today we would describe them as front-running boors.
Role models like convicted felons Darryl Strawberry and Steve Howe have played for the Yankees not to mention the great 28 year old "prospect" Ruben Rivera..Mr. Thief...lol...
Steinbrenner, who was banned from baseball for life, got reinstated after three years. We hope whoever made this decision never gets on the Unabomber's parole board.
Yankee hype resulted in Joe DiMaggio winning the 1947 MVP award over Triple Crown winner Ted Williams...what a fluke!!!
Roger Maris, who had three great seasons, had his number retired. Are the Reds going to retire George Foster's number? haha...
Yankee backup catcher Charlie Silvera played in 227 major league games and one World Series game. Somehow, he was on six World Series winners, while Ty Cobb was on none. Call this "Luis Sojo Syndrome"...
Bill Mazeroski got the key hit in three Pirate wins, hit the World Series-winning home run, batted .320 and watched Yankee Bobby Richardson get named the MVP of the 1960 World Series...go figure.
In the 1930's and 1940's, the Yankees would not allow radio broadcasts of their games....
<< <i>Like I said before quit crying. Braves players get overpaid, overhyped and they underproduce(1 ring!!). >>
lol, that's all you can say because you have NOTHING ELSE! That's what so funny about this thread...Crying? HAHA...You only say that because it hurts you to read the truth...Yankees are greedy and rude...typical Yankee fan...heh heh...
Lil' know fact-The Yankees have won 26 World Series. This is the 100th Anniversary of the first NY Yankees organization. The Yankees have won more than 25% of all the World Series EVER played!!!
<< <i>Yankee fans are impossible to like. More than three decades ago, Roger Angell described them as "overdressed, uncomprehending autumn arrivistes." Today we would describe them as front-running boors.
But... but... I'm a Yankee fan... does that mean... could it be... you... you... don't like me Derrick????
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