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Here's something that made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
DIMEMAN
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I just saw a blurb on the net where Britney Spears claims she is almost twice as fast as Usain Bolt. She claims she was clocked at 5.4 seconds in the 100 meter. Bolt's best is like 9.9. I seriously doubt she could even do the 40 in 5.4. That's if she is a good runner.
I know it's not for real, but still funny! 
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Poor Britney, she has just gone downhill over the years mentally. I can just picture her one day, she'll be one of those crazy ladies that has a house full of birds that she talks to all day. "I have to go to the store my little darlings, but mommy will be back soon."
I'm sure she is fast, but in a different way.
Drugs.
Sexism at its worst. You simply don't believe her because she is a she. What makes you think she would not be that quick if he was chasing her?
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Ralph
Yep, crazy.
Did she say she would be on a motorcycle?
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She is hot though 🤷♂️
Yes, but a head case also.
Dimeman has to chase no woman.
Take the good with the bad lol
A man chases a woman until she catches him.
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Ralph
This made me laugh ...
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As did a text from @1951WheatiesPremium with this image ...
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