April showers, brings on the start of the grass cutting season, as you avoid the May flowers.
Don't forget the , thunder, lightning , hail
.
Ain't that a daisy....
A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me."
She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.
She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.
After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.
"She's finally gone. Yeah, it's about time. I'm on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.
"I can see your feet. We’re out of beer. Be right back."
Night was approaching and in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Heather stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself… And to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
“And will I be acquitted?”
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Thanks Jon😀 you always get a laugh
April showers, brings on the start of the grass cutting season, as you avoid the May flowers.
Don't forget the , thunder, lightning , hail
.
Ain't that a daisy....
A Chihuahua cake
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A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me."
She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.
She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.
After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.
"She's finally gone. Yeah, it's about time. I'm on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.
"I can see your feet. We’re out of beer. Be right back."
Night was approaching and in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Heather stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself… And to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
“And will I be acquitted?”
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A plumbers' nightmare
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Or your own when you raise the lid in the dark 🙈
Lafayette Grading Set
Welcome to Florida.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Turn Right - Now
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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