Since pups seem to rule the day, here's Chloe saying "Happy Halloween, Witches.
"Next year we could have an 8 cent nickel. Think what that would mean. You could go to a newsstand, buy a 3 cent newspaper, and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used could last a family a lifetime." - Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding
A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.
But lawyers don’t lie.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent.
He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, “How many children do you have?”
He answered, “12 children.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?”
The lawyer answered, with a sad look, “They are in the cemetery with their mother.”
And that’s the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.
Halloween was approaching and in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Heather stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself… And to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
“And will I be acquitted?”
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This may not end well at all
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everyone has a great idea - just some need more thought
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Another DIY home improvement
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Since pups seem to rule the day, here's Chloe saying "Happy Halloween, Witches.
"Next year we could have an 8 cent nickel. Think what that would mean. You could go to a newsstand, buy a 3 cent newspaper, and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used could last a family a lifetime." - Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding
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sometimes it just takes longer than expected🤨
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A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.
But lawyers don’t lie.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent.
He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, “How many children do you have?”
He answered, “12 children.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?”
The lawyer answered, with a sad look, “They are in the cemetery with their mother.”
And that’s the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.
Halloween was approaching and in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Heather stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself… And to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
“And will I be acquitted?”
new comcept - build the stairs and then.the building - makes sense
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Another lowest bid contractor
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I remember watching these guys as a kid. Funny cartoons.
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The craftsmanship of fitting that into that small of space is just awesome
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A case of eating your YOUNG
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Move over Elf on a shelf - here comes Moose on a roof
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May not be a smart process to change a light
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getting more than 1 bid is a good idea
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Grear construction designs for seniors
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The Outer Limits?
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