Robert, age 85, marries Susan, a lovely 25-year-old...
Since her new husband is so advanced in his years, Susan decides that after their wedding, she and Robert should sleep in separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on her bedroom door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the... door opens, and there is Robert, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They “unite as one.” All goes well, and Robert takes leave of his new bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert again. He is ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised, Susan consents to more “coupling.”
When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight, and he leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but soon Robert is back again, rapping on the door and as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action." And, once more they “enjoy each other fully.”
But as Robert prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert."
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says softly, “You mean... I was here already?"
The car must have been a hovercraft since there are no tread marks in the snow.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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Jose, can you see this ?
It must have been a long hair's night....
We need more "Flower Power," stat.
"Lets ride".......
Now you see him.
Now you don't.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
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Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Robert, age 85, marries Susan, a lovely 25-year-old...
Since her new husband is so advanced in his years, Susan decides that after their wedding, she and Robert should sleep in separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on her bedroom door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the... door opens, and there is Robert, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They “unite as one.” All goes well, and Robert takes leave of his new bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert again. He is ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised, Susan consents to more “coupling.”
When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight, and he leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but soon Robert is back again, rapping on the door and as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action." And, once more they “enjoy each other fully.”
But as Robert prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert."
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says softly, “You mean... I was here already?"
An admission...I always enjoyed the "duck and cover" atomic bomb drills back in grade school...The girls all wore dresses.😉
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
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Hello Ogar. Was this from you, sir ?...
...I'ts amazing.
Thank You.
Someone ask me to deliver this to you.........
Valentines.........
........Day.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Cookie
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**The new Canary in the Militaries inventory **
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
The car must have been a hovercraft since there are no tread marks in the snow.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members