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  • JWPJWP Posts: 22,144 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 23, 2023 5:18PM

    Houston - We have a problem

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  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    Houston - We have a problem

    Nothing a disc cutter can handle.

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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  • JWPJWP Posts: 22,144 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • JWPJWP Posts: 22,144 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    All you need is a tank of gas and a roll of dimes

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    The ways of God are mysterious. Don’t think too highly of yourself.

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    The Leaning Tower of PEE-ZA

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    edited September 25, 2023 10:58AM

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  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,274 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It is early autumn, the solstice is approaching, and the Native Americans on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
    Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
    But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
    "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
    So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
    A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
    "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
    The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
    Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
    "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
    "How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
    The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting crazy amounts of firewood."

  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,112 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It was late autumn and the Chief gathered his tribe to make an announcement: "I have good news and bad news. The winter is going to be particularly harsh and we are low on food. The bad news is that we will be forced to eat buffalo chips to survive." Someone yelled: "So, what's the good news?" The Chief responded "The good news is we have plenty of buffalo chips!"

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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