And a great cry of anguish rang out from degenerate gamblers everywhere!

bronco2078 · March 12, 2020 2:07PM

No action anywhere ! going to have to bet on cockroach racing or summat now?

wellness check on Pete Rose! (sorry couldn't resist a shot there )

MCMLVTopps · March 12, 2020 2:41PM

I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

LarkinCollector · March 12, 2020 3:04PM

Craps tables are still open, whew!

DrBuster · March 12, 2020 4:21PM

If you can't make a sports bet right now you need a new book across the board.

BLUEJAYWAY · March 12, 2020 9:26PM

Even the Valley Forge Casino in Pennsylvania is closing for 2 weeks. 3/13-27. Some Vegas Buffets as well.

perkdog · March 13, 2020 1:13AM

I’m heated I can’t do any Draft Kings. I was on my way to over 50,000 DK points from achievements in NBA and NHL and now it’s not happening. I’m actually pretty pissed off about it

bronco2078 · March 13, 2020 3:50AM

@perkdog said:
I’m heated I can’t do any Draft Kings. I was on my way to over 50,000 DK points from achievements in NBA and NHL and now it’s not happening. I’m actually pretty pissed off about it

the first step is admitting you have a problem.

then denial I think?

perkdog · March 13, 2020 4:04AM

@bronco2078 said:

@perkdog said:
I’m heated I can’t do any Draft Kings. I was on my way to over 50,000 DK points from achievements in NBA and NHL and now it’s not happening. I’m actually pretty pissed off about it

the first step is admitting you have a problem.

then denial I think?

Oh no need to deny anything. 🤷‍♂️

MCMLVTopps · March 13, 2020 4:46AM

Paul...I think you missed my post above. Pls let us know when the event is planned.

perkdog · March 13, 2020 4:55AM

@MCMLVTopps said:
I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

I did! Sorry Al, yes big Lobster Bake soon just mask up and bring your own toilet paper!! 😂😂😂

bronco2078 · March 13, 2020 6:14AM

@perkdog said:

@bronco2078 said:

@perkdog said:
I’m heated I can’t do any Draft Kings. I was on my way to over 50,000 DK points from achievements in NBA and NHL and now it’s not happening. I’m actually pretty pissed off about it

the first step is admitting you have a problem.

then denial I think?

Oh no need to deny anything. 🤷‍♂️

you spoiled a 2 part gag I had set up there. you were supposed to deny it to set the next poster up.

Its not all about you perk

MCMLVTopps · March 13, 2020 6:56AM

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:
I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

I did! Sorry Al, yes big Lobster Bake soon just mask up and bring your own toilet paper!! 😂😂😂

Just want to know if the Perkies will be there.

stevek · March 13, 2020 9:41AM

When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

I've been to Atlantic City casinos during blizzards, and they never shut down for that.

MCMLVTopps · March 13, 2020 3:32PM

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

I've been to Atlantic City casinos during blizzards, and they never shut down for that.

I suspect there is a distinct difference between a pandemic and snow.

perkdog · March 13, 2020 3:34PM

@MCMLVTopps said:

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:
I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

I did! Sorry Al, yes big Lobster Bake soon just mask up and bring your own toilet paper!! 😂😂😂

Just want to know if the Perkies will be there.

One on each arm buddy!! 💪💪

MCMLVTopps · March 13, 2020 7:12PM

@perkdog said:

Just want to know if the Perkies will be there.

One on each arm buddy!! 💪💪

stevek · March 13, 2020 10:10PM

@MCMLVTopps said:

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

I've been to Atlantic City casinos during blizzards, and they never shut down for that.

I suspect there is a distinct difference between a pandemic and snow.

That's right, with a blizzard you cannot leave the casino - you're stuck there. LOL

coinpalice · March 13, 2020 10:56PM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/the-news-in-cartoons-updated-march-13/ss-AAJ7oYd?li=BBnbcA1#image=1

erikthredd · March 14, 2020 6:59AM

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

Like this?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/28900242/wynn-las-vegas-temporarily-closing-sportsbook-due-coronavirus

perkdog · March 14, 2020 7:01AM

@erikthredd said:

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

Like this?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/28900242/wynn-las-vegas-temporarily-closing-sportsbook-due-coronavirus

The Sportsbook is shutting down because there is nothing to bet on

stevek · March 14, 2020 7:57AM

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:
I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

I did! Sorry Al, yes big Lobster Bake soon just mask up and bring your own toilet paper!! 😂😂😂

Just want to know if the Perkies will be there.

One on each arm buddy!! 💪💪

Now what if there was three?

I'm sorry, i profusely apologize...i just can't help myself. 😳

stevek · March 14, 2020 8:37AM

@perkdog said:

@erikthredd said:

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

Like this?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/28900242/wynn-las-vegas-temporarily-closing-sportsbook-due-coronavirus

The Sportsbook is shutting down because there is nothing to bet on

That's a bit of a shocker considering there is online betting. Without googling it, i'm guessing sports events are being cancelled around the world. Like Paul said, nothing to bet on.

I'm guessing that horse and dog tracks are still open to bet on, but then again maybe not?

It's weird, one little microscopic flu virus mutation in China causing all this worldwide trouble. But that being said, if microbes didn't mutate, starting around four billion years ago, then we humans would have never evolved. So perhaps we shouldn't complain too much. 🤷

erikthredd · March 14, 2020 8:45AM

@stevek said:

@perkdog said:

@erikthredd said:

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

Like this?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/28900242/wynn-las-vegas-temporarily-closing-sportsbook-due-coronavirus

The Sportsbook is shutting down because there is nothing to bet on

That's a bit of a shocker considering there is online betting. Without googling it, i'm guessing sports events are being cancelled around the world. Like Paul said, nothing to bet on.

I'm guessing that horse and dog tracks are still open to bet on, but then again maybe not?

It's weird, one little microscopic flu virus mutation in China causing all this worldwide trouble. But that being said, if microbes didn't mutate, starting around four billion years ago, then we humans would have never evolved. So perhaps we shouldn't complain too much. 🤷

Hey, of all people that can tell you how brutal one little microscopic flu virus mutation can be,it's me. I'm a year and a half removed from almost getting killed by that old Philly favorite,Legionnaires. You won't hear me complain about any of these precautions or cancellations. Well maybe just a little bit,not being able to watch the Celtics does suck

hammer1 · March 14, 2020 9:58AM

@stevek said:

I'm guessing that horse and dog tracks are still open to bet on, but then again maybe not?

Horse racing is not only on, but doing great. Aqueduct's handle yesterday was up $1,000,000 from a year ago. Only game in town.

No fans allowed on track.

bronco2078 · March 14, 2020 10:02AM

I heard they rounded up a whole jag of horse degenerates last week , drugging horses or something?

hammer1 · March 14, 2020 10:28AM

Yup.

It was the trainer that won a $20,000,000 race in Dubai last week. His owners winning share was $10M.

He and the jock got $1M each,

bronco2078 · March 14, 2020 10:46AM

horse people being losers is a tradition. I knew a couple of them , one got murdered by the mob actually , the other had to go in witness protection

that being said dog track people are much worse, then below them is the jai lai crowd

stevek · March 14, 2020 12:25PM

@erikthredd said:

@stevek said:

@perkdog said:

@erikthredd said:

@stevek said:
When the insatiable greedy casinos close down, that's when ya know it's getting bad out there.

Like this?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/28900242/wynn-las-vegas-temporarily-closing-sportsbook-due-coronavirus

The Sportsbook is shutting down because there is nothing to bet on

That's a bit of a shocker considering there is online betting. Without googling it, i'm guessing sports events are being cancelled around the world. Like Paul said, nothing to bet on.

I'm guessing that horse and dog tracks are still open to bet on, but then again maybe not?

It's weird, one little microscopic flu virus mutation in China causing all this worldwide trouble. But that being said, if microbes didn't mutate, starting around four billion years ago, then we humans would have never evolved. So perhaps we shouldn't complain too much. 🤷

Hey, of all people that can tell you how brutal one little microscopic flu virus mutation can be,it's me. I'm a year and a half removed from almost getting killed by that old Philly favorite,Legionnaires. You won't hear me complain about any of these precautions or cancellations. Well maybe just a little bit,not being able to watch the Celtics does suck

I recall the Philadelphia media constant news stories when that happened about how health officials were baffled about what caused those deaths until they finally figured it out.

Glad you survived it and that you're okay. 😊

perkdog · March 15, 2020 2:17AM

@stevek said:

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:

@perkdog said:

@MCMLVTopps said:
I hear Perk is planning a big beer/lobster/clam bash at his place soon. Details in the works.

I did! Sorry Al, yes big Lobster Bake soon just mask up and bring your own toilet paper!! 😂😂😂

Just want to know if the Perkies will be there.

One on each arm buddy!! 💪💪

Now what if there was three?

I'm sorry, i profusely apologize...i just can't help myself. 😳

I’d give it my best shot 🤷‍♂️😂

countdouglas · March 15, 2020 7:58AM

Illinois, Indiana, and Massachusetts Gaming Commissions have voted to close the state's casinos for 2 weeks. More states mulling the same move.

bronco2078 · March 15, 2020 11:35AM

@countdouglas said:
Illinois, Indiana, and Massachusetts Gaming Commissions have voted to close the state's casinos for 2 weeks. More states mulling the same move.

no great loss. Ohhh look a slot machine that doesn't take coins , and its a "nickle" slot with 70 separate pay lines so its 3.50 a pull . did I win ? How do I tell? Hey! where did all my money go?

perkdog · March 15, 2020 11:52AM

@bronco2078 said:

@countdouglas said:
Illinois, Indiana, and Massachusetts Gaming Commissions have voted to close the state's casinos for 2 weeks. More states mulling the same move.

no great loss. Ohhh look a slot machine that doesn't take coins , and its a "nickle" slot with 70 separate pay lines so its 3.50 a pull . did I win ? How do I tell? Hey! where did all my money go?

The penny slots are the best at $4.00 max bet, they suck you right in and it’s entirely up to the machine what dictates a winning combination

And a great cry of anguish rang out from degenerate gamblers everywhere!

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