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Reminds me of a classic Mitch Hedberg joke: "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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Mitch was the man!
Enough with the apologies.
Send me a discount coupon for a future purchase. LOL
I used to really like Mitch Hedberg.
I still do but I used to like him, too.
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This one is my favorite and comes to mind:
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"
Mitch Hedberg
You were truly one of a kind RIP, Mitch.
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Fairly stated, but there is always the risk of an escalator restarting while someone is climbing it and in that situation the jolting start would be hazardous.
Saw him live once must have been around 2003, great and funny man.