Golf Talk

electrode

Does anyone remember when Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Johnny Carson show and he asked Palmer's wife "what do you do to bring him luck" she replied "i kiss his balls"Carson replied" well that must make his putter stand up"...she sued him for his wisecrack and won!

Coinstartled

Hell...I even remember when Zsa Zsa was on the show.

doubledragon

Q: Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants with him on the course?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

Brick

I remember "Who do you trust?"