kobe jordan joke
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Michael Jordan, after living a full life died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bull flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity Michael." said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Michael felt special indeed and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers flag, and in every window a Lakers logo.
Michael looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question, I won six NBA Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time (in his mind)."
God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?"
"Well why does kobe get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Michael, that's not kobe's house, it's mine."
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bull flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity Michael." said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Michael felt special indeed and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers flag, and in every window a Lakers logo.
Michael looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question, I won six NBA Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time (in his mind)."
God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?"
"Well why does kobe get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Michael, that's not kobe's house, it's mine."
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i have a feeling that ( in his mind ) was not initially part of the joke
Are you implying that Jordan is not the greatest player of all time? If so, who do you think is?
Greatest of all time? We'll I have a few opinions on who could be the real g.o.a.t because jordan never really beat anybody all that great in the finals to be called the greatest of all time.
Kareem has 6 rings, more career points than jordan, better field goal , and no media hype whatsoever.
Wilt chamberlin? Just because you only grew up watching michael jordan doesn't make him the greatest son. I happen to think the nintendo 8 bit was the greatest game system ever because I grew up on it. You see the point? Did you happen to grow up watching bull russel, dr. j, wilt, mikan, etc.............
Jordan is the greatest basketball player in todays age, because thats who we grew up watching and now it's over. If you had been living before jordan you would of been saying wilt chamberlin was the best player ever wouldn't you? It's who ever is next in line...............shaq? kobe? iverson? tmac? vince carter? lebron? whoever? In 10-15 more years you will be calling one of these players the g.o.a.t!
Kobe Bryant
61%
Tracy McGrady
20%
Total Responses: 25771
Give me the link to where I can vote to up the percentage for Kobe...
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Kobe Bryant
63%
Tracy McGrady
19%
Kevin Garnett
15%
Jermaine O'Neal
2%
Other
1%
Total Responses: 78933
78,900+ people and growing derrick
It's a no brainer answer if you ask me. Kobe should be 75 % with moses being the other 25%
45% were Derrick
45% were gaypornGURU, wackoffologist, whatever his ID is
and 10% were LAdude
Good job guys.........
Erik
"Stop talking, negotiating,
Your feeble attempts at world peace
Give me a %#@*ing break
Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
And when the whole damn world is dead
there's your %#@*ing peace"
THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARDS
MOSES MALONE
WHILE KOBE & T-MAC HAVE MORE FLASH THAN MOSES. MOSES LED A BUNCH OF NOTHINGS TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS ONE YEAR
HE AVERAGED MORE THAN 24 PTS AVERAGED MORE THAN 12 BOARDS AND A COUPLE OF BLOCKS A GANE IN HIS PRIME
HE COULD OUTRIGHT PLAY
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Who has been the best player to jump from high school to the NBA?
Kobe Bryant
63%
Tracy McGrady
19%
Kevin Garnett
15%
Jermaine O'Neal
2%
Other
1%
Total Responses: 78933
Erik
"Stop talking, negotiating,
Your feeble attempts at world peace
Give me a %#@*ing break
Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
And when the whole damn world is dead
there's your %#@*ing peace"
<< <i>Here is the breakdown of the votes Kobe got:
45% were Derrick
45% were gaypornGURU, wackoffologist, whatever his ID is
and 10% were LAdude
Good job guys.........
Erik >>
PMS?
Erik
"Stop talking, negotiating,
Your feeble attempts at world peace
Give me a %#@*ing break
Need worldwide genocide, planetary suicide
And when the whole damn world is dead
there's your %#@*ing peace"
<< <i>Not PMS Derrick, i went wakeboarding yesterday and got a little water in my 'gina
Erik >>
Greeeeeat...anything else you need to tell me before I hang myself?