Players that don't look the part

lawnmowerman

Let's see your nomination for a player that by physical appearance, doesn't look like he would be playing that position or even that sport.

Then, share a pic so we don't have to search Google and list the position or sport/ job they would look more likely to do

Mine is Jared Lorenzen. Ex Kentucky wildcats, NY Giants and Indianapolis Colts qb. He went on to become the MVP of the Ultimate Indoor Football League in 2011. For a man his size, playing a mobile qb was quite impressive.

More suited:
1. Offensive lineman
2. . Extra from Roadhouse

detroitfan2

Mine is Arizona Cardinals running back Emmitt Smith. He also spent time with the Dallas Cowboys, where he did a lot of stat padding behind a dominant offensive line.

More suited:
1. Ballet dancer.
2. Carrier of Barry Sanders' jockstrap.

lawnmowerman

That is awesome 🤣🤣

lawnmowerman

Billy Parks. Former wr of the Dallas Cowboys.

1. Professional golfer
2. . Greatest American Hero lead role

kerryville

@lawnmowerman said:
Billy Parks. Former wr of the Dallas Cowboys.

1. Professional golfer
2. . Greatest American Hero lead role

Jan Stenerud look alike?

lawnmowerman

@kerryville said

Jan Stenerud look alike?

Definitely!

Darin

Kent Tekulve
More suited:
Lead role in remake of Revenge of the nerds.
Lead role in remake of Revenge of the nerds 2.

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tennesseebanker

nam812

All I know is that it looks like Barry is back.

stevegarveyfan

Orel Hershiser!

You're not gonna want to get whipped by this guy, because you wouldn't be able to deal with the embarrassment. But whipped you will indeed be!

_EagleEyeKid_

Lynn Powis was simply a horrible hockey player.
He spent 2 years in the NHL and was the happiest guy in the locker room starting towel fights.

1. Ice cream truck driver.
2. Neverland grounds keeper.

lawnmowerman

1. Sitting in a shed all day on a 5 gallon bucket huffing washcloths soaked in kerosene

lawnmowerman

1. Creepy dentist you're afraid to be put under by.
2. 70's accountant that lives on a sailboat and eats nothing but Salisbury steak and hostess "fruit" pies

nam812

The saddest thing about that Yepremian card is that he's only 32 years old there.

lawnmowerman

1. Unsuccessful cannabis dispensary owner

lawnmowerman

1. Successful cannabis dispensary connoisseur

NGS428

@lawnmowerman said:

1. Unsuccessful cannabis dispensary owner

I suppose it doesn’t help when you use all your product yourself

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stevek

With that body this kid will never make it in the NFL

lawnmowerman

@stevek said:
With that body this kid will never make it in the NFL

Is it bothering anyone else that he's not standing centered in the box?😲

nam812

1. Nathans 4th of July hot dog eating contest entrant.

lawnmowerman

1. Mark Grace LMT Licensed Massage Therapist

krisd3279

@lawnmowerman said:

1. Creepy dentist you're afraid to be put under by.
2. 70's accountant that lives on a sailboat and eats nothing but Salisbury steak and hostess "fruit" pies

Chasing smurfs with his evil cat.

lawnmowerman

De plane de plane!

nam812

@krisd3279 said:
Chasing smurfs with his evil cat.

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Good call.

lawnmowerman

@nam812 said:

@krisd3279 said:
Chasing smurfs with his evil cat.

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Good call.

Yes!! Lol

lawnmowerman

Don Mossi: FBI operative
Code name: The Bug aka wire tap
Ability: Hears all within a 10 mile radius

Hallco

lahmejoon

@krisd3279 said:

@lawnmowerman said:

1. Creepy dentist you're afraid to be put under by.
2. 70's accountant that lives on a sailboat and eats nothing but Salisbury steak and hostess "fruit" pies

Chasing smurfs with his evil cat.

OMG, I lost the water I was drinking after reading this one. Hilarious!

nam812

1. Butcher
2. Toll booth toll collector

lawnmowerman

1. Interior decorator
2. Hair stylist

lahmejoon

@Hallco said:

Chris Farley

lawnmowerman

I'm cracking up here🤣🤣

lawnmowerman

Crystal ball fortune teller

lawnmowerman

The lead singer for journey

_EagleEyeKid_

That Vachon card is creepy. Looks like a different head was put on to that body.

Stone193

Transcendental Johnny

rmh111985

Modeling for the creepy mustache in the background perhaps?

gemint

@kerryville said:

@lawnmowerman said:
Billy Parks. Former wr of the Dallas Cowboys.

1. Professional golfer
2. . Greatest American Hero lead role

Jan Stenerud look alike?

Dave Mustaine?

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Griffins

Nothing to add other than to say it sure is good to have Nick and Matt back.

ArtVandelay

nam812

@Griffins said:
Nothing to add other than to say it sure is good to have Nick and Matt back.

Very kind of you Anthony. Glad to see you are still here.

lawnmowerman

@Griffins said:
Nothing to add other than to say it sure is good to have Nick and Matt back.

Appreciate it Anthony!

krisd3279

@han_soto said:

imagine trying to stare down this pitcher...

Tried out for Spaceballs but didn't get the part.

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krisd3279

I'm just a kid stuck in the 80s lol.

lawnmowerman

@krisd3279 said:

@han_soto said:

imagine trying to stare down this pitcher...

Tried out for Spaceballs but didn't get the part.

I fail to see the humor in this