proper joke......

cardnyou

a man walked into a bar and sat dow....barthenda...gimme a bear the tongue tied man said......otay said the bartender...whut u whant ?...the man looked at him and asked if he was makin fun of him....oh no...dis da way i thalk.....so they sat there and talked most of the night....the next night tha tongue tied man came back in and said he wanted another beer....ok..what do ya want ?.....the man looked and said....i tawt u was tongue thied to....the bartender said uhhh...yeah,i was,but i found a cure ...i went home and got a BJ.....it cured it right up....you ought to try it one time....otay i will.....3 weeks later the tongue tied guy came back in.....barthenda...dimme a bear.....oh i see you didnt try what i told you to.....yeah i thid the tongue tied man said...it didnt werk fo me...but you sure got a pretty home

Lantz

LMAO!!!!!

cardnyou

Lantz

A teenage boy walks into the local Drugstore to buy some comdoms. The Pharmacist behind the counter says, "What can I get for you son?" The kid says, "I need to buy some condoms." The Phamacist says, "Well, we have packs of 3,6,or 12." "The kid says, "Well,I'm goin' to my girlfriends house tonight to meet and have dinner with her parents. After that,her parents are leaving for a weekend trip and we'll have the house to ourselves! I really plan on givin' it to her all weekend,so you better give me the 12 pack." The kid pays for the comdoms and heads home.
Later that evening,they are all sitting around the dinner table saying Grace. After the Mother finishes,and says "Amen", the boyfriend still has his head down and is praying vigorously. The girlfriend leans over and whispers, "You never told me you were so religious." The boyfriend says to her, "You never told me your Dad was a Pharmacist!"

LAdude465

LMAO, that one was a good one lantz!!!