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Coinalot and the Tale of the Dragon, Coinasaurus Rex
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This story is dedicated to the wonderful contribution of Coinasaurus
to the Airplainut Charity Auction. My services, as a humble story teller,
having been fairly bid and won . It is my wish that this Tale shall afford
mirth and joy to all the noble inhabitants of the Forum who reside herein.
Once again,we find ourselves in the classroom of Ms Coinboard and her unruly
class of tadpoles and other polymorphious life forms, more commonly known as
5th grade students.
Mrs Coinboard: Good morning Class!
Class : Good morning Ms Coinboard
Ms Coinboard : Miles dear, please do not pick your nose and use your Kleenex
instead of sticking it on bears fur.
Adrian : Oo, oo teacher, (Waiving his arm to gain the teachers attention).
Ms Coinboard : Yes Adrian?
Adrian : I am going to auction off my coin collection an, an, I am going to
auction off Brandon too. Then I am going to go live in Costa Rica
with two sisters, who are both girls , by the way.
Coinasaurus : Oh Pshaw! You big show off!
Ms Coinboard : Now, now Coinasaurus dear, let us be polite and let Adrian finish
his thought. Go on Adrian ,please continue.
Adrian : I wanna create a nice place for people to live and make it safe and
comfortable. I wanna work for World Peace, find a cure for Cancer and
fight World Hunger.
Coinasaurus : Your nothing but a goodie two shoes, just like that Mark Feld kid.
Ms Coinboard : Now settle down Len. Adrian, now you are making this sound like a Miss
America Beauty Pageant dear. Let us not unduly gild the lily here, Adrian.
Coinasaurus : Your a big Doo Doo Head!
Mrs Coinboard : Class, If you settle down I will tell you a story about Coinalot, King ArtR and
a tale of a Great and Powerful Dragon , named Coinasaurus Rex.
So begins the mighty tale of Coinalot and the Dragon Coinasaurus Rex.
Stay tuned for part two of this epic tale,to begin this coming Monday. You will be amazed,
confounded, confused, appalled and otherwise befuddled, by the this tale of enchantment and
wonderment. (DVDs to be available in 90 days at your local store.........just kidding folks
to the Airplainut Charity Auction. My services, as a humble story teller,
having been fairly bid and won . It is my wish that this Tale shall afford
mirth and joy to all the noble inhabitants of the Forum who reside herein.
Once again,we find ourselves in the classroom of Ms Coinboard and her unruly
class of tadpoles and other polymorphious life forms, more commonly known as
5th grade students.
Mrs Coinboard: Good morning Class!
Class : Good morning Ms Coinboard
Ms Coinboard : Miles dear, please do not pick your nose and use your Kleenex
instead of sticking it on bears fur.
Adrian : Oo, oo teacher, (Waiving his arm to gain the teachers attention).
Ms Coinboard : Yes Adrian?
Adrian : I am going to auction off my coin collection an, an, I am going to
auction off Brandon too. Then I am going to go live in Costa Rica
with two sisters, who are both girls , by the way.
Coinasaurus : Oh Pshaw! You big show off!
Ms Coinboard : Now, now Coinasaurus dear, let us be polite and let Adrian finish
his thought. Go on Adrian ,please continue.
Adrian : I wanna create a nice place for people to live and make it safe and
comfortable. I wanna work for World Peace, find a cure for Cancer and
fight World Hunger.
Coinasaurus : Your nothing but a goodie two shoes, just like that Mark Feld kid.
Ms Coinboard : Now settle down Len. Adrian, now you are making this sound like a Miss
America Beauty Pageant dear. Let us not unduly gild the lily here, Adrian.
Coinasaurus : Your a big Doo Doo Head!
Mrs Coinboard : Class, If you settle down I will tell you a story about Coinalot, King ArtR and
a tale of a Great and Powerful Dragon , named Coinasaurus Rex.
So begins the mighty tale of Coinalot and the Dragon Coinasaurus Rex.
Stay tuned for part two of this epic tale,to begin this coming Monday. You will be amazed,
confounded, confused, appalled and otherwise befuddled, by the this tale of enchantment and
wonderment. (DVDs to be available in 90 days at your local store.........just kidding folks
There once was a place called
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Did he go to class?
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
It is always a question of knowing and seeing, and not that of believing.
Our virtues, and our failings are inseparable, like force, and matter. When they separate, man is no more.
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Conder tokens
19th & 20th Century coins from Great Britain and the Realm
<< <i>I was lost at Coinasaurus.
Did he go to class? >>
Of course he went to class. He was a
transfer student.
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<< <i>Mad Marty, please use a barf bag. >>
I think Coinasaurus, deserves the full treatment!! Puked on by me, catapulted into the BayofE and maybe he can get shot in place of you!
Dan
">Franklin Halves
">Kennedy Halves
fermented boysenberries
in my pic-a-nic basket
for the next tale.
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....that was fun, Bear. Do it again! Do it again!
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