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"Good Morning Class" -- Convoy (C. W. McCall)
dorkkarl
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. Yeah, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Nut
. You got the bid sheets for me Leg-end? C'mon?
.
. Uh, yeah 10-4 Leg-end, fer sure, fer sure, by golly
. It's a room full in FUN Town, C'mon?
.
. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 Leg-end,
. Yeah, we definitely got 'em in the front door good buddy,
. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a auction
Was the auction room, on the sixth of June
Auctioneer, takin' bids
Cabover Pete had his bluetooth on
Someone had brought their kids,
We was wantin' a record , another FUN show
'Bout a million dollars down,
I sez Leg-end, this here's the Rubber Nut
An' they's about to put the hammer down
Cause we gotta little ol' auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta little ol' auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come and bid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We gonna hype this honkin' auction, across the USA
auc-tion... auc-tion...
. Yeah, breaker Leg-end, this here's The Nut
. Uh, now, you wanna kick up them bids?
.
. 10-4, 'bout five bigs or so, 10-thousand?
. Them bids is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into modern coins
We had eighty-five thou' in all
But they's a bidder out on the internet
An' he wouldnt give up a'tall!
Yeah the bidding was thick as lumps on a legend
They even had their hands in the air
I sez pushing you up, this here's The Nut
We about to raise another pair.
Cause we gotta great big auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta great big auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' bid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna set some auction records, across the USA
auction... auction...
. Uh, you wanna bid me a big nine on that Leg-end?
. Uh, in-ven-tor-y Leg-end, yer still too low!
. See, them bids is startin' to open up my bank account!
. Mercy sakes, you better kick off another ten
Well we flew on by the seller reserves,
And got em to bid a whole lot more
We tore up some of those bidder sheets
An' left 'em settin on the floor
By the time we hit nine-fifty
Them bidders was a gittin' smart!
They'd got up on the internet
And made sniping bids an art
There was absentees, and phoned-in calls
Increments of every size
Yeah, that auction room overflowed the halls
And dollars reached the skies
Well, we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' bets
And eleven friends of the auction house
Placing shills on the internet
. Yeah Rubber Nut, this's Shill Bidder, c'mon there
. Yeah 10-4, Shill bidder
. Listen, you wanna put that gold digger in back behind that CAC jockey?
.
. Yeah, he's bidding sight-unseen,
. He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer a hundred mill'
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the total was gonna be close,
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Leg-end, this here's the Rubber Nut
We just ain't a gonna wait no mo'
So we crashed the gate bidding ninety-eight
I sez, let them records roll, 10-4
Cause we gotta mighty auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta mighty auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
You overbid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna set another record , across the USA
auction... auction...
. Uh, 10-4 Leg-end, what's yer 20?
. Bankrupt?!
. Well you oughta know what to do with them lawyers out there fer sure
. Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
. We gonna back on outta here
. So keep the bugs off yer slabs
. An' the bears off yer... tail
. We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
. This here's the Rubber Nut on the side
. We gone
. Bye, Bye...
. You got the bid sheets for me Leg-end? C'mon?
.
. Uh, yeah 10-4 Leg-end, fer sure, fer sure, by golly
. It's a room full in FUN Town, C'mon?
.
. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 Leg-end,
. Yeah, we definitely got 'em in the front door good buddy,
. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a auction
Was the auction room, on the sixth of June
Auctioneer, takin' bids
Cabover Pete had his bluetooth on
Someone had brought their kids,
We was wantin' a record , another FUN show
'Bout a million dollars down,
I sez Leg-end, this here's the Rubber Nut
An' they's about to put the hammer down
Cause we gotta little ol' auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta little ol' auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come and bid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We gonna hype this honkin' auction, across the USA
auc-tion... auc-tion...
. Yeah, breaker Leg-end, this here's The Nut
. Uh, now, you wanna kick up them bids?
.
. 10-4, 'bout five bigs or so, 10-thousand?
. Them bids is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into modern coins
We had eighty-five thou' in all
But they's a bidder out on the internet
An' he wouldnt give up a'tall!
Yeah the bidding was thick as lumps on a legend
They even had their hands in the air
I sez pushing you up, this here's The Nut
We about to raise another pair.
Cause we gotta great big auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta great big auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' bid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna set some auction records, across the USA
auction... auction...
. Uh, you wanna bid me a big nine on that Leg-end?
. Uh, in-ven-tor-y Leg-end, yer still too low!
. See, them bids is startin' to open up my bank account!
. Mercy sakes, you better kick off another ten
Well we flew on by the seller reserves,
And got em to bid a whole lot more
We tore up some of those bidder sheets
An' left 'em settin on the floor
By the time we hit nine-fifty
Them bidders was a gittin' smart!
They'd got up on the internet
And made sniping bids an art
There was absentees, and phoned-in calls
Increments of every size
Yeah, that auction room overflowed the halls
And dollars reached the skies
Well, we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' bets
And eleven friends of the auction house
Placing shills on the internet
. Yeah Rubber Nut, this's Shill Bidder, c'mon there
. Yeah 10-4, Shill bidder
. Listen, you wanna put that gold digger in back behind that CAC jockey?
.
. Yeah, he's bidding sight-unseen,
. He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer a hundred mill'
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the total was gonna be close,
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Leg-end, this here's the Rubber Nut
We just ain't a gonna wait no mo'
So we crashed the gate bidding ninety-eight
I sez, let them records roll, 10-4
Cause we gotta mighty auction, we got platinum night
Yeah we gotta mighty auction, ain't she a beautiful sight?
You overbid in our auction, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna set another record , across the USA
auction... auction...
. Uh, 10-4 Leg-end, what's yer 20?
. Bankrupt?!
. Well you oughta know what to do with them lawyers out there fer sure
. Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
. We gonna back on outta here
. So keep the bugs off yer slabs
. An' the bears off yer... tail
. We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
. This here's the Rubber Nut on the side
. We gone
. Bye, Bye...
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Hell, I don't need to exercise.....I get enough just pushing my luck.
Who is John Galt?
K
K S
Hehe, makes me want to jump into the coin auction and hammer down! Great work, very true to the original tune...lyrics match great! Keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down, er, keep the shiny side up and down, good buddy...
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Banned? For what?
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<< <i>thread was ban'd for awhile, but brought back. thanks to the pcgs gods!
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Karl included a picture of you and the chicken!!!