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"Good Morning Class" -- The Royal Report Card
Clankeye
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In Coinalot, the castle is a little nervous-- the King's grades are in from The Graders Who Charge Fees
MadMarty, the castle Madman, sits in the rafters singing a song
The King awaits the Royal Grades
To tally up mistakes he made
If coins are bagged-- then heads will roll
Perhaps he'll stick yours on a pole!
Sir DragonAzz: (to Marty) Put a sock in it!!
Marty continues:
If Frankie proves to be AT
He'll cleave you straight down to the knee
He will create a bloody scene
If all his favorite coins were cleaned...
The Earl of Compucheap: Shut up ya freak!!!
Madmarty drops down from the rafters. He is a wild collection of rags, bags and tangled hair. He dances as he sings
The carnage will be quite complete
The drums will pound--the horns will bleat
He'll hang you all on yonder wall....
And curse The Sheriff of Homerun Hall!
Sir Dog97: The reviews are in! (he levels his crossbow at Marty).
Sir Bear: No Sir Dog!!! For the love of God!!!!
Sir Dog97: WHAT?
Sir Bear: (grabbing the crossbow from his hands) LET ME! (he fires)
Madmarty: GAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!
Sir Bear: (smiling) You don't even know how good that felt!
With great fanfare King ArtR enters the Royal Hall and takes a seat on his throne. There is nervous silence
KingArtR: I have been informed that the Royal Grades have been posted from The Graders Who Charge Fees! 'Tis it true?
--Silence--
KingArtR: Speak up! Who shall tell the King his grades!!
The Knights look down sheepishly, shuffling their feet. Sir DCAMFranklin removes his codpiece and puts it in a Slab Caddy™.
The Archbishop of Coinguy1 (whispering to Sir Draco): Give the grades to a Darksider. We can afford to lose a couple of those guys!
King ArtR: (bellowing) I DEMAND TO BE TOLD THE ROYAL GRADES!!!
A parchment crammed into her hands, the Maiden Coindaughter meekly approaches the throne
Maid Coindaughter: I shall tell thee, your Highness.
King ArtR: EXCELLENT! By the Gods, you have sauce, wench! Read to me line one....
Maid Coindaughter: Ummm... the 2002 Sac dollar has been ajudged...
--everyone takes a deep breath--
Maid Coindaughter: MS 69 YOUR MAJESTY!!!!!
There is much cheering and merriment!
KingArtR: (leaping to his feet) BY THE GODS!!!! MS69 YOU SAY????!!
Sir Zenny: HIS MAJESTY HAS THE EYE OF AN EAGLE!!!
Sir Irishmike: LET HIM BE KNOWN AS THE ROYAL CHERRYPICKER!!!!
Sir BigD5: HE RIPP'THED IT!!!!!!
KingArtR: (smiling broadly) MS 69!!! And the next submission??? Pray tell thee what my Roosie gradeth???
Maid Coindaughter: Line two... the 2003 Roosevelt grades...
--Great sucking of breath--
MS 69!!!!!!!!!
There is tremendous cheering and waving of banners!
KingArtR: MS 69 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE GODS! HIS MAJESTY SHOULD GOEST TO VEGAS!!!!!
Sir Cacheman: Oh no, your Highness! 'Tis NOT LUCK! THEE ARE THE FINEST GRADER IN THE LAND!
The Assorted Knights: HERE! HERE!!!
Squire Airplanenut: Cool!
--Silence--
ArtR sits back on his throne and ponders
King ArtR: Maid Coindaughter... read the grade for my roosie again...
Maid Coindaughter: MS 69, your Highness!!!
King ArtR: MS 69.... Does it not say more?
Maid Coindaughter: Why... no your Highness...
King ArtR: (his face darkening) It says nothing about a full torch... for instance??
Maid Coindaugher:... no, your Highness...
--Silence--
Sir AgentJim007: Puketh.
King ArtR: (raging) BY THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The residents of Coinalot begin to scramble for cover
King ArtR: THE VILE DOGS! DO THEY NOT THINK HIS MAJESTY CAN GRADE!!!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!! I WILL HAVE THEIR VITALS ON A HEAD OF LETTUCE!!!!!
Unnoticed in the corner, Madmarty quietly removes the arrow from his chest and begins to sing
I am the Sheriff of Homerun Hall
I rule the land--I own you all
The grades you get will be correct
Complain aloud-- I'll stretch your neck
A potato stuck down in yor pants.....
The Earl of Compucheap (listening to Marty) BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MadMarty, the castle Madman, sits in the rafters singing a song
The King awaits the Royal Grades
To tally up mistakes he made
If coins are bagged-- then heads will roll
Perhaps he'll stick yours on a pole!
Sir DragonAzz: (to Marty) Put a sock in it!!
Marty continues:
If Frankie proves to be AT
He'll cleave you straight down to the knee
He will create a bloody scene
If all his favorite coins were cleaned...
The Earl of Compucheap: Shut up ya freak!!!
Madmarty drops down from the rafters. He is a wild collection of rags, bags and tangled hair. He dances as he sings
The carnage will be quite complete
The drums will pound--the horns will bleat
He'll hang you all on yonder wall....
And curse The Sheriff of Homerun Hall!
Sir Dog97: The reviews are in! (he levels his crossbow at Marty).
Sir Bear: No Sir Dog!!! For the love of God!!!!
Sir Dog97: WHAT?
Sir Bear: (grabbing the crossbow from his hands) LET ME! (he fires)
Madmarty: GAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!
Sir Bear: (smiling) You don't even know how good that felt!
With great fanfare King ArtR enters the Royal Hall and takes a seat on his throne. There is nervous silence
KingArtR: I have been informed that the Royal Grades have been posted from The Graders Who Charge Fees! 'Tis it true?
--Silence--
KingArtR: Speak up! Who shall tell the King his grades!!
The Knights look down sheepishly, shuffling their feet. Sir DCAMFranklin removes his codpiece and puts it in a Slab Caddy™.
The Archbishop of Coinguy1 (whispering to Sir Draco): Give the grades to a Darksider. We can afford to lose a couple of those guys!
King ArtR: (bellowing) I DEMAND TO BE TOLD THE ROYAL GRADES!!!
A parchment crammed into her hands, the Maiden Coindaughter meekly approaches the throne
Maid Coindaughter: I shall tell thee, your Highness.
King ArtR: EXCELLENT! By the Gods, you have sauce, wench! Read to me line one....
Maid Coindaughter: Ummm... the 2002 Sac dollar has been ajudged...
--everyone takes a deep breath--
Maid Coindaughter: MS 69 YOUR MAJESTY!!!!!
There is much cheering and merriment!
KingArtR: (leaping to his feet) BY THE GODS!!!! MS69 YOU SAY????!!
Sir Zenny: HIS MAJESTY HAS THE EYE OF AN EAGLE!!!
Sir Irishmike: LET HIM BE KNOWN AS THE ROYAL CHERRYPICKER!!!!
Sir BigD5: HE RIPP'THED IT!!!!!!
KingArtR: (smiling broadly) MS 69!!! And the next submission??? Pray tell thee what my Roosie gradeth???
Maid Coindaughter: Line two... the 2003 Roosevelt grades...
--Great sucking of breath--
MS 69!!!!!!!!!
There is tremendous cheering and waving of banners!
KingArtR: MS 69 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE GODS! HIS MAJESTY SHOULD GOEST TO VEGAS!!!!!
Sir Cacheman: Oh no, your Highness! 'Tis NOT LUCK! THEE ARE THE FINEST GRADER IN THE LAND!
The Assorted Knights: HERE! HERE!!!
Squire Airplanenut: Cool!
--Silence--
ArtR sits back on his throne and ponders
King ArtR: Maid Coindaughter... read the grade for my roosie again...
Maid Coindaughter: MS 69, your Highness!!!
King ArtR: MS 69.... Does it not say more?
Maid Coindaughter: Why... no your Highness...
King ArtR: (his face darkening) It says nothing about a full torch... for instance??
Maid Coindaugher:... no, your Highness...
--Silence--
Sir AgentJim007: Puketh.
King ArtR: (raging) BY THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The residents of Coinalot begin to scramble for cover
King ArtR: THE VILE DOGS! DO THEY NOT THINK HIS MAJESTY CAN GRADE!!!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!! I WILL HAVE THEIR VITALS ON A HEAD OF LETTUCE!!!!!
Unnoticed in the corner, Madmarty quietly removes the arrow from his chest and begins to sing
I am the Sheriff of Homerun Hall
I rule the land--I own you all
The grades you get will be correct
Complain aloud-- I'll stretch your neck
A potato stuck down in yor pants.....
The Earl of Compucheap (listening to Marty) BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
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I can see it now, the next chapter will be "Coinalot , The Royal Torching"
have a date to see new jim carrey movie later, it is now certain to be a letdown.
z
As always, very entertaining.
LSCC#1864
Ebay Stuff
ROFLMAO........
and it sets us apart from practitioners and consultants. Gregor
OH,Well, someday barbers will rule the world of coins, then you will all call me Master !!!
We'll use our hands and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads.
<< <i>Sir DCAMFranklin removes his codpiece and puts it in a slabcaddy >>
Hey Russ, How big are those slabcaddies! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
I wish you all a truly happy holiday.
Clankeye
Great work Clankeye! It seems you just can't please the King sometimes
zenny - My wife and I saw that movie yesterday. It was pretty funny. One part in particular caused the theater to nearly hyperventilate with laughter. Of course, we kind of live out in the sticks where there isn't much excitement.
Big Mike <><
Let your roots grow down into him and draw up nourishment from him, so you will grow in faith, strong and vigorous in the truth you were taught. Let your lives overflow with thanksgiving for all that he has done. --Colossians 2:7
How so very fabulous!!!!
Thanks for the newest installment, Clank!
I'm honored to have had a role!
<< <i>NEVER tell a guy that his torch just doesn't measure up! >>
Now THAT is funny!
Coindaughter, you da bomb. (that's Frank's line, but I'm gonna steal it)
Clankeye
TBT
"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you." -Luke 11:9
"Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD: And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might." -Deut. 6:4-5
"For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; He will save us." -Isaiah 33:22
No good guys/gals from the World Coin Forum were sacrificed.
Got quoins?
09/07/2006
"The silver is mine and the gold is mine,' declares the LORD GOD Almighty."
Great as usual Clank!! Only one small problem ... it was way too brief!
Come on over ... to The Dark Side!
Great work as always.
Brian.
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
In Coinalot I've heard it said
King ArtR can't get out of bed
He wails about his rotten luck...
His grades came in--his coins all suck!
King ArtR: SILENCE!!!!
Better not...
<< <i>There once was a collector from Nantucket.....
who put all of his coins in a bucket.........
Better not... >>
"The silver is mine and the gold is mine,' declares the LORD GOD Almighty."
Marc
Thanks again Clankeye.
Any up to a bit of muttons.MY LORD?
Total Copper Nutcase - African, British Ships, Channel Islands!!!
'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup'
Great one Coindaughter. As good as Clankeye's stories are, I think you topped him today.
<< <i>only if your wearing your heavy-duty pocket-protector.
Too funny! Definitely part of the uniform.