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For those with a limited attention span... Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (View Post)

WHy I Like Retirement! Less than 80% correct and you have to go back to work. Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two … (View Post)

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll… (View Post)

Did I read this one here? I'm trying not to repeat any jokes from March 2021. A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when on… (View Post)

This year, My very limited experience (6 parcels) mailing from NY/MA shows registered mail is a bit quicker than years past. (View Post)