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A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the … (View Post)

Danielle on the "American Pickers" show made the following joke I thought was funny: "You guys ever notice how many towns name themselves after their water towers?" (View Post)

A geology expert was being chauffeur driven to his next lecture at Stanford. The driver spoke up and said, "It just isn't very fair, you make 10 times what I make and I can give that talk as wel… (View Post)

A guy was stopped for speeding and the officer was having nothing to do with letting the guy off. As they talked, little bugs kept flying around the officer. He said something about them being annoyi… (View Post)

A guy who was pretty drunk coughed and got a little barf on his shirt. He said out loud, "My wife is going to be ticked off when she see's that." The guy next to him speaks up, "Why no… (View Post)