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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised (View Post)

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house. (View Post)

What if you loose the list? (View Post)

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found … (View Post)

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” (View Post)