I know I know I Gotta Watch my Mouth!!!

Evening,
I know I know I Gotta Watch my Mouth!!! But sometimes it just is irresistible. E-Bay W(H)inner wins Auction last week, finally sends payment for $20 bucks while I am sleeping on Tueday Night this week 8 days later. So I package and get in the mail on Weds. This morning I get this E-Mail:
Dear thedutymon,
Do you have a tracking # for this & cd. #XXX, if
so, please send, I am getting concerned. Thanks, FRED
So I answer him:
I am so terribly Sorry, but when the wife was nagging me to get the Extended Warranty on the Transmogrifier, I of course being the Cheap Bastige that I am, opted to not pay the extra $100,000.00. And now you can see where it has gotten us, and can you believe the very same week that My Teleporter is broken down as well!!!
Wow who would have thought....What a terrible chain of events!!
In all seriousness, you paid me Tues night, I packaged within minutes of your Paypal payment, it went in the mail Weds afternoon, do you actually think you would have it by now? Friday morning? Huh?
Thanks
Neil
I know I know I Gotta Watch my Mouth!!! But sometimes it just is irresistible. E-Bay W(H)inner wins Auction last week, finally sends payment for $20 bucks while I am sleeping on Tueday Night this week 8 days later. So I package and get in the mail on Weds. This morning I get this E-Mail:
Dear thedutymon,
Do you have a tracking # for this & cd. #XXX, if
so, please send, I am getting concerned. Thanks, FRED
So I answer him:
I am so terribly Sorry, but when the wife was nagging me to get the Extended Warranty on the Transmogrifier, I of course being the Cheap Bastige that I am, opted to not pay the extra $100,000.00. And now you can see where it has gotten us, and can you believe the very same week that My Teleporter is broken down as well!!!
Wow who would have thought....What a terrible chain of events!!
In all seriousness, you paid me Tues night, I packaged within minutes of your Paypal payment, it went in the mail Weds afternoon, do you actually think you would have it by now? Friday morning? Huh?
Thanks
Neil
Actually Collect Non Sport, but am just so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!
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Steve
http://www.unisquare.com/store/brick/
Ralph
Idiots!
Shane
For Sale
"Molon Labe"
I am surprised at you. After all, he DID pay you TWENTY DOLLARS for the item ... the LEAST you could have done was sent it over night via the US Postal Service for a lousy $17.50! LMAO
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
Here is a quote from the comic book guy (CBG) from the episode "Three men and a comic book". Lets pick out the similar sarcastic tones.
CBG: Tell you what. I'll show you something very special,
if you promise to put your grubby little hands behind
your back and keep them there.
(CBG unlocks briefcase and opens it)
CBG: Behold.
Bart: Wow! Radioactive Man number one.
CBG: None other.
Bart: I bet it's worth a million bucks.
CBG: It is my lad, but I will let you have it for a hundred
because you remind me of me.
Bart: Aw, all I got is thirty.
CBG: Then you cannot have.
Bart: But I must. Until this moment I never knew why God put
me on this earth, but now I know, to buy that comicbook.
CBG: Your motion is out of place here, son.
I would have said that I was concerned when you did not pay within minutes of the auctions end as well.
Steve