Redskins (NFL) Humor

Washington, D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Nationals tickets. For a second offense, they give you two Redskins tickets.
Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Bwaahahahahaaa!!!
Oh wait, nevermind. You're winning this week.
shawn
You'll need to change the title to "Eagles Humor" after tonight's game.
Haven't you heard the big news? The coach said "we're all game-planning to win the game." Apparently that was the problem before? We must have been game-planning to loose? I see it as a simple mistake by a rookie head coach.
Oh well, problem solved. We should go undefeated from here on out.
Hail to The Redskins!
Can't wait for the next Riggins installment on Youtube!!
<< <i>You know what's really funny? You could replace Redskins with those jokes and put in your fantasy team!!
Bwaahahahahaaa!!!
Oh wait, nevermind. You're winning this week.
Oh, and I guess that 113-60 hurting I put on you in Week 1 doesn't count . . .
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shouldabeena10 wrote:
<< <i>You'll need to change the title to "Eagles Humor" after tonight's game.
Haven't you heard the big news? The coach said "we're all game-planning to win the game." Apparently that was the problem before? We must have been game-planning to loose? I see it as a simple mistake by a rookie head coach.
Oh well, problem solved. We should go undefeated from here on out.
Hail to The Redskins! >>
Not looking good through the first half. The Redskins may want to connect the microphone to Campbell's helmet because there's no way he's running the plays that Sherm's calling...
<< <i>BigRedMachine Wrote:
<< <i>You know what's really funny? You could replace Redskins with those jokes and put in your fantasy team!!
Bwaahahahahaaa!!!
Oh wait, nevermind. You're winning this week.
Oh, and I guess that 113-60 hurting I put on you in Week 1 doesn't count . . .
Ouch. As my 10 year old daugher would say, you just sizzled my bacon.
The Redskins who?
Collecting: Topps 1952-79, Bowman 1952-55, OPC 1965-71, and Pre-War White Sox cards
The guy who's gonna buy the tickets and the guy whos gonna drive the bus.
Simsbury Taverneers
My PSA Sets
(1) Jason
(2) Campbell
Its hard to believe that there is so little talent in the NFL that teams have no other options than Jason Campbell and JaMarcus Russell at QB. Those two are among the worst starting QB's in the history of the NFL.
J-Marc is a fat toad (thanks Irabu) that is about 2X as big as Campbell and about 2X as slow in both running and reading defenses. I can't imagine how he and Derek Anderson still are starting when there are backups on about 10 teams that could play much better than these guys.
Hell the Eagles have 3 decent options at QB right now. The Vikes have 3 guys who have started and played well at various times. I don't think it would take much to get a Sage Rosenfels off of their roster right now but that would admit you were wrong and Al Davis would rather lose than do that.
Edited to add: "Dude" to begin the post
edited to add: made you say "dude"