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OK, this crap has got to stop

Some of you may remember Matt sent me a Favre card postage due by mistake. He then sent me 34 pennies in the mail to cover the cost of the postage due. That is all funny and all, but I fly my tail to Florida to return the 34 cents to Matt and Tonya. I am satisfied that I have won.

Oh, but I am wrong. Craig came by my place of employment to drop off some cards from the group sub. Matt convinced Craig to give me 34 pennies in a white envelope labeled payment.

Now, I have to top this somehow.

I will find a way to beat you Mr Lawn Man, and you little dog too.

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  • Send 34 pennies with some white powder to someone important. Put his return address on it. image

    Ok, maybe not.
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  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The old "fart in the envelope" usually works.
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  • Nathaniel1960Nathaniel1960 Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>The old "fart in the envelope" usually works. >>

    Is that like the Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe?
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  • divecchiadivecchia Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Send 34 pennies with some white powder to someone important. Put his return address on it. image

    Ok, maybe not. >>



    Good one, but that might get someone in some serious trouble.

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  • BassPro77BassPro77 Posts: 1,152
    wear your socks for a week straight, put the pennies in the socks, 17 in each and mail off.
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  • start upping the stakes. send him $3.40, then he'll send $34, you send $340... and so on. keep going and see who has the bigger balls.
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


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    I will find a way to beat you Mr Lawn Man, and you little dog too. >>




    I don't have a little dog Troy. If I did, I would have had him chew on your ankles while you were here

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  • al032184al032184 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭
    Super-glue on his front door
  • BassPro77BassPro77 Posts: 1,152
    flaming bag of dog poop
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  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496


    << <i>That is all funny and all, but I fly my tail to Florida to return the 34 cents to Matt and Tonya. I am satisfied that I have won.

    Oh, but I am wrong. Craig came by my place of employment to drop off some cards from the group sub. Matt convinced Craig to give me 34 pennies in a white envelope labeled payment. >>



    OK, for starters you guys are insane. You flew to Flordia to drop off $.34 cents!!! That was funny at first, but are you crazzy? That would cost too much. I have no idea what kind of employment anyone on the board have, but DAMN!!!!

    The little surprise with your graded cards, is even funnier. Also it is sensible.

    Now, for the idea to get even. I'll just PM you so lawnmowerman doesn't know.

    Dave


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    << <i>Send 34 pennies with some white powder to someone important. Put his return address on it. image

    Ok, maybe not. >>



    Good one, but that might get someone in some serious trouble.

    Donato >>



    Oh yeah. For the record, I was kidding.
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  • akuracy503akuracy503 Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭


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    Oh yeah. For the record, I was kidding. >>



    Tell that to the FBI...image

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  • akuracy503akuracy503 Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭
    crazy kids.

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  • calaban7calaban7 Posts: 3,040 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm happy for your dilemma .

    I really thought by your title , that you were expressing the sentiment of a multitude of sports fans wishing that Brett stay retired .

    Still I'm happy for your story .
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  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,253 ✭✭✭
    Find some dog poo and stir in the 34 pennies. Ship it off.
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Find some dog poo and stir in the 34 pennies. Ship it off. >>



    Hey now Barry.......I have your address too you knowimage
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭

    "OK, this crap has go to stop"

    Funny stuff,
    but what does "go to stop" in the thread title mean?

    Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

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  • EAsportsEAsports Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭
    Find out how many pennies fit in a flat rate priority box?
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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭

    I call BS!

    No fair changing "go to stop" to "got to stop" in the thread title Troy!

    Learn to live with your mistakes ... image

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  • otwcardsotwcards Posts: 5,291 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Find out how many pennies fit in a flat rate priority box? >>



    That's not centsless...
  • FavreFan1971FavreFan1971 Posts: 3,103 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I call BS!

    No fair changing "go to stop" to "got to stop" in the thread title Troy!

    Learn to live with your mistakes ... image

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    I don't make mistakes, I just adjust the truth.
  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,253 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Find some dog poo and stir in the 34 pennies. Ship it off. >>



    Hey now Barry.......I have your address too you knowimage >>



    Great! When will you be mailing me my prize??? image

    Did you see the Yanks beat the Mets in the bottom of the 9th???? image
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>Find some dog poo and stir in the 34 pennies. Ship it off. >>



    Hey now Barry.......I have your address too you knowimage >>



    Great! When will you be mailing me my prize??? image

    Did you see the Yanks beat the Mets in the bottom of the 9th???? image >>




    Damn Luis Castillo!!image
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