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An Open Letter to Ultra-Pro Toploaders

How hard is it to produce a toploader that is square? I mean, seriously, 90 degrees, how hard can it be? We don't have many options in the toploader market. I would guess that maybe one in every ten toploaders I pull out of your packages is actually square, and as a result, my scans look like they were done by an epileptic monkey on a coke binge.

You suck.

Signed-

Everybody

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  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,567 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What have you got against parallelograms?
    Mike
    Bosox1976
  • zep33zep33 Posts: 6,897 ✭✭✭
    why do you hate epileptic monkeys on coke?
  • DavidPuddyDavidPuddy Posts: 3,488 ✭✭✭


    << <i>What have you got against parallelograms? >>



    That's the first time in the history of these boards that anyone has ever used the word "Parallelograms"
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    "The Sipe market is ridiculous right now"
    CDsNuts, 1/9/15
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>What have you got against parallelograms? >>



    That's the first time in the history of these boards that anyone has ever used the word "Parallelograms"
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    Nay I say! image
  • calaban7calaban7 Posts: 3,040 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>What have you got against parallelograms? >>



    That's the first time in the history of these boards that anyone has ever used the word "Parallelograms"
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    Nay I say! image >>



    Craig you have bodacious detective skills that leaves Pujols jock collectors in awe.

    Nuff said.
    " In a time of universal deceit , telling the truth is a revolutionary act " --- George Orwell
  • DavidPuddyDavidPuddy Posts: 3,488 ✭✭✭
    Well, at least one of us knows how to use the "search" function.
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    "The Sipe market is ridiculous right now"
    CDsNuts, 1/9/15
  • slantycouchslantycouch Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭
    Complaint #2 - why won't you make your top loaders out of archivally safe plastic?
  • ElemenopeoElemenopeo Posts: 2,577 ✭✭

    I'd suggest taking the cards out of the toploaders for scanning, anyway. Not only will they look less coked-up-primate handled, but much clearer as well.
  • BunchOBullBunchOBull Posts: 6,188 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Complaint #2 - why won't you make your top loaders out of archivally safe plastic? >>



    DING DING DING DING DING!!!

    The irks me so much...esp. for my jumbo cards...I can do one of two things...put them in archival safe penny sleeves that won't fit into the jumbo toploaders. Great, my card won't yellow or fall apart, but it will get bent to heck and back. Or, I can go without protection, directly into some hot and melty PVC, only to have some ruined cards a decade later.
    Collector of most things Frank Thomas. www.BigHurtHOF.com
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    Before I even looked I figured Marc or Guy had to be the culprit.

    Marc was the guy.


    <hehe>


    Steve
    Good for you.
  • SidePocketSidePocket Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭
    I hate top loaders, can't get the cards out.

    "Molon Labe"

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