I just passed away. Please send me money!

yankeeno7 · December 26, 2008 11:51AM

I farted and blew myself to pieces! Please donate all you can. Please, no nonperishable foods.

Blackborder · December 26, 2008 11:51AM

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 11:53AM

barry was such a kind soul too, wasnt ya barry?

mickeymantle24 · December 26, 2008 11:53AM

I will send you some Gas-X!

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 11:54AM

can you speak to us from the other side? got any beer

lawnmowerman · December 26, 2008 11:56AM

How about a used blow up doll?

mickeymantle24 · December 26, 2008 11:58AM

They probaly have new ones on the other side

BassPro77 · December 26, 2008 12:01PM

<< <i>I will send you some Gas-X!

>>

and some air freshener

lawnmowerman · December 26, 2008 12:01PM

poop

mickeymantle24 · December 26, 2008 12:05PM

<< <i>

<< <i>I will send you some Gas-X!

>>

and some air freshener >>

and some toilet paper in case you try to hard

yankeeno7 · December 26, 2008 12:09PM

Matt
I have left the blow up doll to you in my will. Unfortunately, you will have to sterilize it yourself.

I tried Beano but it didnt work. It was cheaper than GasX. Guess I learned my lesson, huh?

Hell has no beer. Thankfully I was accepted into heaven and there are 17 million kinds from around the galaxy!

Randy
I will definately visit you from the other side but only after smoking a few...umm...and of course after you have had enough to drink

I hope I will be missed.

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 12:25PM

will 500 million dollars bring you back?

yankeeno7 · December 26, 2008 12:29PM

hmm...let me think on that....YES!!

mickeymantle24 · December 26, 2008 12:35PM

500 Million can buy you alot of blow up dolls

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 12:36PM

paypal sent 500 million dollars

its a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need berf, i lost him, he wants to read thread too

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 12:40PM

<----- berf wanted to witness the event too

benderbroeth · December 26, 2008 1:07PM

i now know where the mentally unstable people go...ha ha

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 1:10PM

the bathrooom of 7-11

ldferg · December 26, 2008 1:32PM

this is funny. i actually gave my mother some gas-x in her stocking. she came up tonight and we exchanged gifts.

Guru · December 26, 2008 2:05PM

No, they go to Tim's ONE bathroom.

itzagoner · December 26, 2008 2:14PM

next time hold the fart in and the internal combustion will cause your eyeballs to pop out like the dude in Total Recall.

that would be wicked.

IchiroDeported · December 26, 2008 2:47PM

im in love.

rube26105 · December 26, 2008 2:49PM

HeritageAddict · December 26, 2008 2:52PM

I have no problem donating $5, and I'm sure that will more than cover the shipping costs of all the OPC cards to my house.

julen23 · December 26, 2008 2:55PM

give my regards to pliffter and DBH when you're make it to where you're going barry.

j

lsutigers1973 · December 26, 2008 3:08PM

<< <i>will 500 million dollars bring you back? >>

Let him stay gone. I don't like Yankees fans anyway.

yankeeno7 · December 26, 2008 3:32PM

Mickey Mantle rookies by the handful up here!

rube26105 · January 1, 2009 6:00PM

can i have 10

I just passed away. Please send me money!

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