It would be a great song for that TV show ... "Don't Forget the Lyrics".
My favorite verse:
I wus lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl. They got away . . .
He’s big. He wears a red suit. He has funny facial hair. Is Santa Claus a Communist?
Think about it?
He expends millions of elf-hours of effort in a huge sweatshop located in the snowy wilderness (how do we know it’s not Siberia?) to distribute free presents (or coal, as the case may be) to Santa-worshippers across the globe. The only catch is you have to believe in him.
This entire gift-giving thing seems Socialist in nature.
Is St. Nick just trying to spread good cheer and good will, or is he secretly spreading Communist propaganda?
Who knows? Little kids may even now be falling victim to Communist indoctrination.
What if it’s deeper than that?
The whole Christmas season is a whirlwind of shopping, buying, and advertising; the tenets of Capitalism.
What if Santa is trying to derail this display of Capitalism by handing out free presents?
Perhaps Santa means to convince people to turn to Communism by giving them presents they don’t need to buy. Communism, after all, is about getting everything free.
Eventually, Santa may get tired of playing it sneaky and stage a global takeover. Picture this: Thousands of flying reindeer pulling sleighs laden with ordnance, and in the middle of it all, Comrade Claus, wearing his bright red suit.
Or it could be that he just wants to get revenge against all those shopping malls he used to work for?
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It would be a great song for that TV show ... "Don't Forget the Lyrics".
My favorite verse:
I wus lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere,
I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair.
I looked way up my chimney hole,
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.
They got away . . .
Merry Christmas!
PoppaJ
"Is Santa Claus A Communist?"
By: Ian Krough
He’s big.
He wears a red suit.
He has funny facial hair.
Is Santa Claus a Communist?
Think about it?
He expends millions of elf-hours of effort in a huge sweatshop located in the snowy wilderness (how do we know it’s not Siberia?) to distribute free presents (or coal, as the case may be) to Santa-worshippers across the globe. The only catch is you have to believe in him.
This entire gift-giving thing seems Socialist in nature.
Is St. Nick just trying to spread good cheer and good will, or is he secretly spreading Communist propaganda?
Who knows? Little kids may even now be falling victim to Communist indoctrination.
What if it’s deeper than that?
The whole Christmas season is a whirlwind of shopping, buying, and advertising; the tenets of Capitalism.
What if Santa is trying to derail this display of Capitalism by handing out free presents?
Perhaps Santa means to convince people to turn to Communism by giving them presents they don’t need to buy. Communism, after all, is about getting everything free.
Eventually, Santa may get tired of playing it sneaky and stage a global takeover. Picture this: Thousands of flying reindeer pulling sleighs laden with ordnance, and in the middle of it all, Comrade Claus, wearing his bright red suit.
Or it could be that he just wants to get revenge against all those shopping malls he used to work for?
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i have an idea, but it's so massive that i gotta pm you first.
once you get it, lmk what you think.
j
RIP GURU
so weird, even i found it hard to follow.
but i do heart bobby dylan.
j
RIP GURU
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