Top Ten Rejected Sports Franchise Names

Blackborder · December 21, 2008 5:52AM

10.Pittsburgh Fighting Amish
9. New York Addicts
8. Arizona Sand
7. Baltimore Daisies
6. Atlanta Rappers
5. Seattle Snails
4. Milwaukee Milkmaids
3. New Orleans Hurricane
2. Washington Subsidies
1. Detroit Lions

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 5:59AM

The Tampa Bay Geriatrics

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 5:59AM

The Dallas Cowpies

gumbyfan · December 21, 2008 6:00AM

<< The Tampa Bay Geriatrics >>

Talking about the Geriatrics, did you see Jeff Garcia's crimson mask today?

otwcards · December 21, 2008 6:02AM

Interestingly, the New Jersey Devils were almost the New Jersey Swamp Rats. Would've made for some interesting marketing...

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 6:09AM

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<< The Tampa Bay Geriatrics >>

Talking about the Geriatrics, did you see Jeff Garcia's crimson mask today? >>

Sure did..lol

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 6:15AM

Philadelphia Superbowless

scotgreb · December 21, 2008 6:16AM

Don't forget (George Carlin's) Milwaukee Beer Farts

BigDaddyBowman · December 21, 2008 6:19AM

I tnink the Cleveland Clowns would be more appropriate for them.

stevek · December 21, 2008 6:21AM

<< Philadelphia Superbowless >>

That is not funny.

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 8:43AM

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<< Philadelphia Superbowless >>

That is not funny. >>

I knew you would like that one Steve.lol

rube26105 · December 21, 2008 8:52AM

actually they have 2, it was just before it was the superbowl , back in 47-48 maybe, it was back to back years and was a shutout both years, never to be repeated,would have been 3 but charlie trippi hammered nails in his shoes to get better traction eagles vs browns,

there was only 12 teams back then though ,it got so bad in ww2 steelers and eagles became the steagles just to play now these guys whine today with millions of $, sammy baugh that just died at 94 never wore a facemask in his life he said

one to the main event of the evening
the name
the frisco fudgepackers,almost made it too

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2008 8:55AM

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the name
the frisco fudgepackers,almost made it too

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I hear that name is still alive and well there Randy.

Not that there is anything wrong with that

TheHun · December 21, 2008 9:08AM

There will need to be more than a bailout for detroit teams ...

alifaxwa2 · December 21, 2008 9:18AM

<< 10.Pittsburgh Fighting Amish
>>

That should be Philly....the amish on the central/east side of the state, pittsburgh is far west.

incugator · December 21, 2008 9:18AM

Oklahoma City Bombers

IchiroDeported · December 21, 2008 9:22AM

the fighting amish would rock!

rbdjr1 · December 21, 2008 9:59AM

Florida Mullets

rd

julen23 · December 21, 2008 10:09AM

Southside Windbreakers: vague reference to 49ers back in the 70s when they played like the arizona cardinals of today....

Ditka: "Arizona is frankly the worst playoff team i've ever seen...."

muhahahah

j

41GoudeyGuy · December 21, 2008 10:18AM

My two favorite REAL team names from Minor League Baseball History

Kissimmee Astros
Macon Whoopee

SDavid · December 21, 2008 10:47AM

Jerrysboys

(Unanimously rejected by the City of Dallas)

MooseDog · December 21, 2008 1:25PM

One of the San Jose Sharks potential names that supposedly made it to the final cut was the San Jose Screaming Squids.

Morgoth · December 21, 2008 2:58PM

the Cleveland Steamers

incugator · December 21, 2008 3:10PM

The Palookaville Toiletbowl Flushers

rube26105 · December 21, 2008 3:27PM

the fantastic fluffers

rube26105 · December 21, 2008 3:29PM

the flying mansons

rube26105 · December 21, 2008 3:31PM

stiltie the stoolie and the evil ones-great name for a band, if u make it and use it, you owe me $

Top Ten Rejected Sports Franchise Names

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