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Some dealers just flat out need grammar lessons

I know this topic has been worn out, but this auction actually made me chuckle. Is he an immigrant, perhaps?

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  • It appears that all of his auctions use the same form of broken english. Quite entertaining.
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  • PoppaJPoppaJ Posts: 2,818
    I'm usually very forgiving when it comes to grammar mistakes, especially if it's evident that the seller is foreign.

    What really irks me are American-born sellers, or people in general, that can't spell or use the English language correctly.

    Here's a description from a current eBay auction that makes me laugh!

    "This fabulous collection took years to collect by hand. 98% is MINT. There is only 2 complete sets which is the 1987 Tin SET & Updated Set and a 1987 Donruss set sealed".

    98% is MINT .... There is only 2 .... complete sets which is ..... (this is an American seller incidentally!)

    Yeah, everyone makes a mistake every once in a while, but illiteracy in this country is running rampid, without the help of immigrants.

    I doubt if this topic will ever be worn out!

    PoppaJ









  • jimq112jimq112 Posts: 3,511 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I'm usually very forgiving when it comes to grammar mistakes, especially if it's evident that the seller is foreign.



    Yeah, everyone makes a mistake every once in a while, but illiteracy in this country is running rampid, without the help of immigrants.

    I doubt if this topic will ever be worn out!

    PoppaJ >>



    Don't be offended, I'm not picking on you but think it's funny.

    The correct word is "rampant".
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  • OAKESY25OAKESY25 Posts: 4,726 ✭✭✭
    at least there is a picture of a hot chick in his store banner
  • yawie99yawie99 Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>I'm usually very forgiving when it comes to grammar mistakes, especially if it's evident that the seller is foreign.



    Yeah, everyone makes a mistake every once in a while, but illiteracy in this country is running rampid, without the help of immigrants.

    I doubt if this topic will ever be worn out!

    PoppaJ >>



    Don't be offended, I'm not picking on you but think it's funny.

    The correct word is "rampant". >>



    Funny indeed.
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  • otwcardsotwcards Posts: 5,291 ✭✭✭
    One has only to read these very boards to confirm the level of poor grammar and lapse education this country's public school systems provide. eBay is just a reflection on the substantial effort that some folks took to avoid learning and demonstrates their ignorance and/or laziness with regard to proofreading their postings.
  • earlycalguyearlycalguy Posts: 1,247 ✭✭


    << <i>One has only to read these very boards to confirm the level of poor grammar and lapse education this country's public school systems provide. eBay is just a reflection on the substantial effort that some folks took to avoid learning and demonstrates their ignorance and/or laziness with regard to proofreading their postings. >>




    Most of our schools do a fine job...the problems are at home, not in the schools.
  • yawie99yawie99 Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭
    As a public educator, I must note that "lapse education" is not a very sound grammatical construction.


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  • AllenAllen Posts: 7,165 ✭✭✭
    This makes me miss Gio. Haha
  • jimq112jimq112 Posts: 3,511 ✭✭✭


    << <i>This makes me miss Gio. Haha >>



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  • mtcardsmtcards Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭
    Wasn't this seller the one who sent flied lice with every order?
    IT IS ALWAYS CHEAPER TO NOT SELL ON EBAY
  • AllenAllen Posts: 7,165 ✭✭✭
    Yes, but he doesn't post with the same flare as the famous Menko Mikan posts.
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,601 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Yes, but he doesn't post with the same flare as the famous Menko Mikan posts. >>



    No, but he still has the same poor spelling, and same amount of stupid smiley faces.


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    << <i>Yes, but he doesn't post with the same flare as the famous Menko Mikan posts. >>



    No, but he still has the same poor spelling, and same amount of stupid smiley faces. >>




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  • PoppaJPoppaJ Posts: 2,818


    << <i>

    << <i>I'm usually very forgiving when it comes to grammar mistakes, especially if it's evident that the seller is foreign.



    Yeah, everyone makes a mistake every once in a while, but illiteracy in this country is running rampid, without the help of immigrants.

    I doubt if this topic will ever be worn out!

    PoppaJ >>



    Don't be offended, I'm not picking on you but think it's funny.

    The correct word is "rampant". >>





    Jim,

    I'm pretty sure rampid is correct. My dictionary shows: rampid ..... turning wild and unchecked.

    Rampant means: unrestrained and violent as in "rampant aggression"

    Not a big deal, and certainly no offense taken at all.

    PoppaJ
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    One has only to read these very boards to confirm the level of poor grammar and lapse education this country's public school systems provide. eBay is just a reflection on the substantial effort that some folks took to avoid learning and demonstrates their ignorance and/or laziness with regard to proofreading their postings



    Can't blame the public school system with me, I went to private schools.

    Blame the rampid pot use.




    Steve

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    Good for you.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    And FWIW 'rampid' is NOT a word.


    At least as far as my private military school education learned me and my 1000 page Websters.


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    Steve
    Good for you.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    "....but illiteracy in this country is running rampid, without the help of immigrants...."


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    Not to pile on............

    But, " rampant" is the most accepted word.

    However, "rampid" is a misuse that has been fully integrated into some
    dictionaries.

    The "Urban Dictionary," which tends to be inclusive of "modern usage" as well
    as some correct/traditional use, includes "rampid."

    UD, says:

    1. rampid

    the act of something growing very fast; or spreading through an area quickly


    The disease ran rampid throughout the country.

    Pirated music is rampid in the internet

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    The most common misuse of the word is among folks who have often
    heard it spoken, but have not often read it in print. The same is
    true for many words that start off wrong, but end up being accepted
    as OK simply because everybody misuses them.

    In 100-years, it is unlikely that most of us, if we were still alive, would
    recognize the ENGLISH language.



    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    I saw the word "rampid" used in a video game. I figured it was slang.


    Steve
    Good for you.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I saw the word "rampid" used in a video game. I figured it was slang.


    Steve >>



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    It started off that way, and became "more accepted."

    rampidgaming


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    My favorite misuse is the word "mute."


    The TV-generation tends to offer, "That is a mute point."

    What they mean to say is, "That is a moot point."



    The language is modified by speakers much more frequently than by writers.
    The language is alive and at the mercy of those who speak it, but seldom
    read it. That is not much more true today, than it has been at any other time.

    If we go to London, we will have a difficult time understanding what many
    of the folks are talking about. Ditto for them when they come to the USA.


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  • otwcardsotwcards Posts: 5,291 ✭✭✭


    << <i>As a public educator, I must note that "lapse education" is not a very sound grammatical construction. >>



    It may not be sound, but it ain't incorrect... image
  • That just won't cut the muster !!!
    Any team on any given Sunday, can beat any other team...unless they were playing the Miami Dolphins in 1972.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    << <i>That just won't cut the muster !!! >>




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    At law, an ordinance must pass Constitutional muster.

    It is SUPER common to hear screwball politicians talk about "Constitutional mustard."

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    One of my good and friendly pols often tells his associates, "I have reached the pinochle of my success."


    I, on the other hand, have not yet reached the pinnacle of my success.

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    Main Entry: 1mus·ter
    Pronunciation: ˈməs-tər
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Middle English mustre, from Anglo-French mostre, monstre, from mustrer
    Date: 14th century
    1: a representative specimen : sample
    2 a: an act of assembling; specifically : formal military inspection b: critical examination c: an assembled group : collection d: inventory

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    wikipedia

    Cut the mustard
    Meaning

    To succeed; to come up to expectations.

    Origin

    Why cutting mustard was chosen as an example of high quality is unclear. As always in such circumstances, there are no shortage of guesses. Some of these allude to the literal difficulty of cutting mustard in its various forms; for example:

    - Mustard seed, which is hard to cut with a knife on account of its being small and shiny.
    - Mustard plants, which are tough and stringy and grow densely.
    - Culinary mustard, which is cut (diluted) and made more palatable by the addition of vinegar.

    There is no evidence to support these derivations and they give the impression of having been retro-fitted in an attempt at plausibility.

    Another supposed explanation is that the phrase is simply a mistaken version of the military expression 'cut the muster'. This appears believable at first sight. A little research shows it not to be so. Muster is the calling together of soldiers, sailors, prisoners, to parade for inspection or exercise. To cut muster would be a breach of discipline; hardly a phrase that would have been adopted with the meaning of success or excellence. This line of thought appears to have been influenced by confusion with the term 'pass muster', which would have the correct meaning, but which could hardly be argued to be the origin of 'cut the mustard'. The OED, which is the most complete record of the English language, along with all of the other reference works I've checked, don't record 'cut the muster' at all. The fact that documented examples of 'cut the mustard' are known from many years before any for 'cut the muster' would appear to rule out the latter as the origin.

    There has been an association between the heat and piquancy of mustard and the zest and energy of people's behaviour. This dates back to at least 1672, when the term 'as keen as mustard' is first recorded. 'Up to mustard' or just 'mustard' means up to standard in the same way as 'up to snuff'. 'Cutting' has also long been used to mean 'exhibiting', as in the phrase 'cutting a fine figure'. Unless some actual evidence is found for the other proposed explanations, the derivation of 'cutting the mustard' as an alternative way of saying 'exhibiting one's high standards' is by far the most likely.

    Whatever the coinage, the phrase itself emerged in the USA towards the end of the 19th century. The earliest example in print that I've found is from The Iowa State Reporter, August 1897, in a piece about the rivalry between two Iowa towns:

    Dubuque had the crowds, but Waterloo "Cut the Mustard"

    The use of quotation marks and the lack of any explanation of the term in that citation imply that 'cut the mustard' was already known to Iowa readers and earlier printed examples may yet turn up.


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  • yawie99yawie99 Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭
    Actually it is incorrect. An educational system could lapse into mediocrity, or we might be experiencing a lapse in the standards of our educational system, but we could not have a lapse education.
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  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    Adding:


    "Americans should never take their freedoms for granite."


    I, on the other hand, often take my good fortunes for granted.
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>And FWIW 'rampid' is NOT a word.

    At least as far as my private military school education learned me and my 1000 page Websters.

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    Steve >>



    Sure it's a word. I'll use it in a sentence.

    Doctor: What made you fall and injure your knee?
    sK8pUnK: That rampid, yo.
  • Downtown1974Downtown1974 Posts: 7,001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I once killed a man for ending a sentence with a preposition.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I once killed a man for ending a sentence with a preposition. >>



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    And, writefully so.
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    Doctor: What made you fall and injure your knee?
    sK8pUnK: That rampid, yo.




    Word?


    Steve
    Good for you.
  • elsnortoelsnorto Posts: 2,012 ✭✭
    Interestingly enough, I have never bid on a "HUGH LOT" of cards.

    I don't even know who Mr. Hugh Lot is so I can't imagine why I would have a particular interest in his lots of cards.

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    Snorto~

    Edit to add Mr. Hugh Lot.
  • I should keep a camera in my car. I always see funny misspellings. Last week I was behind a guy with a car "For Sail". lol


    Here's some funny spelling pics in my bucket.



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  • I culd cair les but gramar . jus de card.
  • Downtown1974Downtown1974 Posts: 7,001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All card collectors arent stupid. I got smarts real good.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I culd cair les but gramar . jus de card. >>



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    Actually, the correct way to express that sentiment would be:

    I culd NUT cair les but gramar . jus de card.
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.


  • << <i>I culd cair les but gramar . jus de card. >>



    Oh man. You messed up, big time.
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