stinky weasel teets

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:00AM

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:02AM

I saw one of them in my yard the other night.

It was eating my cat's food till I drop kicked it over my fence

perkdog · August 23, 2008 11:04AM

One of you now has more PMs to me than the other.

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:06AM

what did i win?

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:07AM

bees knees

nam812 · August 23, 2008 11:16AM

cats pajamas

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:17AM

Did you know cholesterol kills more people in this country than guns?

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:20AM

Did you know the earliest historical record of a reservoir pen dates back to the 10th century. In 953, Ma'âd al-Mu'izz, the caliph of Egypt, demanded a pen which would not stain his hands or clothes, and was provided with a pen which held ink in a reservoir and delivered it to the nib via gravity and capillary action.

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:22AM

bushs grillin beans

itzagoner · August 23, 2008 11:23AM

boars drawers

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:24AM

Did you know the first recorded hot dog sausage as we know it today was eaten by the greeks from at least 850 BC. The idea of putting a hotdog on bread was invented in 1880 by German named Antonoine Feuchtwanger

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:25AM

"if that aint country,it'll hairlip the pope..." david allan coe

itzagoner · August 23, 2008 11:26AM

beattie feathers

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:27AM

its the history eraser button, you wont touch it will you?

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:31AM

Did you know a pencil eraser is darker due to the graphite and charcoal dust that has become incorporated into the eraser.An eraser or rubber is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil and sometimes pen writings. Erasers have a rubbery consistency, and they are often white, brown or pink although with modern materials they can be any color at all. Many pencils are equipped with an eraser on one end. Typical erasers are made of rubber, but more expensive or specialized erasers can also contain vinyl, plastic, or gum-like materials.

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:34AM

lothar and the hand people

weazle23 · August 23, 2008 11:36AM

hey whats wrong with weasels

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 11:42AM

Did you know Thomas P. Crapper was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. Ltd. in London. Despite the urban legend, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet (the myth assisted by his surname). However, Crapper did much to increase its popularity and came up with some related inventions.

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 11:43AM

the crazy world of arthur brown-fire

and5zac · August 23, 2008 12:00PM

I once shot a weasel just to see him die!

Lou

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 12:11PM

rolland the headless thompson gunner

prscott933 · August 23, 2008 12:27PM

your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 12:28PM

Did you know Sambucus (Elder or Elderberry) is a genus of between 5 and 30 species of shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae. The genus is native to temperate to subtropical regions of both the Northern Hemisphere and the Southern Hemisphere; the genus is more widespread in the Northern Hemisphere, with Southern Hemisphere occurrence restricted to parts of Australasia and South America.

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 12:29PM

and dingleberries

nam812 · August 23, 2008 12:30PM

Are we gonna get 60 more of these just so you can get to choose your "title"?

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 12:32PM

Dingleberries: 1. A piece of dried feces caught in the hair around the anus.
2. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 12:34PM

<< <i>Are we gonna get 60 more of these just so you can get to choose your "title"? >>

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ArchStanton · August 23, 2008 12:34PM

This thread is the cat's ass.

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 12:34PM

what was that movie where somebody said something like "oh to stand and kiss under the dingleberries"

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 12:36PM

<< <i>what was that movie where somebody said something like "oh to stand and kiss under the dingleberries"

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Never saw that one Randy

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 12:38PM

it was on a george carlin hbo special, it came to me

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 12:53PM

my knee is now officially frozen,time to drink it

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 12:57PM

<< <i>my knee is now officially frozen,time to drink it

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Just rest your glass on it. You won't need any ice

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 1:04PM

broken arrow-boom-sorry bout that

lawnmowerman · August 23, 2008 1:10PM

Uncle Jesse just cursed on Comedy Central.

My world just turned upside-down

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 1:13PM

my knee just gave out when i was walking and i dropped on the floor-that was pretty funny too-i need a camcorder-i could be a you tube rockstar like kimbo slice with all the stupid stuff i do, guess id need closed circuit tv with cameras though too

Stone193 · August 23, 2008 1:20PM

Speaking of vermin - it reminds me of an episode of Andy Griffith and Ernest T. Bass - talking about a possum under a rock.

I HATE beets!

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 1:29PM

hi mike, im back from idaho- i loved ernest t, he was great- he was only in 5 episodes of the whole show i saw on a special, i was surprised, guess ive saw em all a million times though
ernest t. bass, sweet rowena and his bag of rocks

Stone193 · August 23, 2008 1:33PM

<< <i>hi mike, im back from idaho- i loved ernest t, he was great- he was only in 5 episodes of the whole show i saw on a special, i was surprised, guess ive saw em all a million times though
ernest t. bass, sweet rowena and his bag of rocks

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Hi Randy.

Glad you made it back safe and sound.

I liked him also - this was the episode where he went back to grade school and wound up getting a diploma of sorts - I thought it was funny when Andy told him that the great body of water to east was the Atlantic and Earnest thought the great body of water to the west was "Ole man Kelsey's creek."

Some shows are timeless.
mike

rube26105 · August 23, 2008 1:39PM

i remember than one, he counted stomping his foot on the floor- iwanted to get him ttm but he died too-not many of em left-andy,opie and maybe a few others,i think thelma lou is still alive, i sent her a card but i have never heard anthing back yet

remember the one where he wanted to whomp the englishter for taking his school crossing job-malcom-that was hilarious
i saw ersnest t in something last week, an episode of the twilight zone i think it was, lots of old stars on there

detroitfan2 · August 24, 2008 1:36AM

You know it's been a long game when the 5th inning comes along and the grounds crew goes out and drags the warning track.

stinky weasel teets

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