If you want to be happy for the rest of your life….
Stone193
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
This makes sense. No? Just think about it. If ya marry a hottie, she’s gonna expect….
If ya marry the school mascot, ya can keep her barefoot and pregnant in a sweet little number like this:
Also, if ya marry a looker, she’s gonna expect presents like this all the time:
The homely albeit affable one will take this and like it!
And now, it’s time for that all important vacation – your trophy wife is gonna expect ya to take her here:
The uber-physically challenged is satisfied with a “journey” to:
Beach chairs and blankets at….
Just set her back in one of them lawn chairs and buy her a starbucks – she’ll be happier than a hog in poop-di-do.
And then there’s da mode of transportation – well we know what the uptown girl’s gonna want:
While your "little cookie cutter” will take this and like it:
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind.
That’s right – your Harry Winston wannabe expects to go out all the time to places like this:
While the ball and chain is happy at….
Your little lady thinks “supersizing” is tres chic!
So, if ya wanta be happy for the rest of your life – pick the homely one – she’ll never break your heart and the road will always rise up to meet ya!
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
This makes sense. No? Just think about it. If ya marry a hottie, she’s gonna expect….
If ya marry the school mascot, ya can keep her barefoot and pregnant in a sweet little number like this:
Also, if ya marry a looker, she’s gonna expect presents like this all the time:
The homely albeit affable one will take this and like it!
And now, it’s time for that all important vacation – your trophy wife is gonna expect ya to take her here:
The uber-physically challenged is satisfied with a “journey” to:
Beach chairs and blankets at….
Just set her back in one of them lawn chairs and buy her a starbucks – she’ll be happier than a hog in poop-di-do.
And then there’s da mode of transportation – well we know what the uptown girl’s gonna want:
While your "little cookie cutter” will take this and like it:
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind.
That’s right – your Harry Winston wannabe expects to go out all the time to places like this:
While the ball and chain is happy at….
Your little lady thinks “supersizing” is tres chic!
So, if ya wanta be happy for the rest of your life – pick the homely one – she’ll never break your heart and the road will always rise up to meet ya!
Mike
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The homely albeit affable one will take this and like it!
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Unhappy?
or Happy?
I choose UNHAPPY all the way!
PoppaJ
Great thread Stone! Personally, I want a beautiful woman....on the inside. And thats what I got when I married my wife.
<< <i>Great song but BAD idea!
Unhappy?
or Happy?
I choose UNHAPPY all the way!
PoppaJ >>
ROFL - I was thinking the same thing... the original post left out the part about what you jump in the sack with....
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<< <i>Great song but BAD idea!
Unhappy?
or Happy?
I choose UNHAPPY all the way!
PoppaJ >>
ROFL - I was thinking the same thing... the original post left out the part about what you jump in the sack with.... >>
Let's not over-think this guys...
It's just a bit of ironic humor - nothing more, nothing less.
Just a tiny bit is all you need. You do need a little.