Card Sellers Can Use Humor In Their Feedback

100s of Funny Feedback droppings............
Samples:
"$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M.—Told Johnny the hit IS ON—Will provide photos."
"roses are red-violets are blue-i steal stuff from Walmart-and sell it to you."
"you're right—This Beadazzler has saved me a FORTUNE in body piercing costs ALONE."
Link:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=tryork5ifp&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers
Samples:
"$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M.—Told Johnny the hit IS ON—Will provide photos."
"roses are red-violets are blue-i steal stuff from Walmart-and sell it to you."
"you're right—This Beadazzler has saved me a FORTUNE in body piercing costs ALONE."
Link:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=tryork5ifp&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers
Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
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"HEATED toilet is great on those chilly mornings AND it makes a DELICIOUS fondue."
"The Bag of Blood worked as promised. Hung it on the porch; presto! NO MOSQUITOS"
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=tryork5ifp&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers&page=3&frompage=-1&memberid=tryork5ifp&iid=-1&de=off&items=25
I said "Patch was so nice my wife respects me agian" Buyer/Seller thought it was funny.
Sellers name was BigBaller(and some random number) and he had a history of buying .99 cards. So in his fb I said "For a Big Baller you sure do buy alot of .99 items." He was kinda irked at first.
For some reason tonite (before I saw this thread) I coincidentally started again.
Here's my 2 so far-
"Fast and Safe delivery. Seriously. Brinks flew it to me."
"Fast and Safe shipping Thanks for the free '52 Mantle"
I want to get "bolder" but people are too touchy. I guess sellers cant leave negs now so....
Here's some I might use
I dont judge people
Im gonna made $20 off this flip...thanks. ( I think I used that already)
Please dont give me a virus, I left a positive.
I wrote this one to the guy who sent me the near mint Danny MacFayden game.
mike
REPLY --- "was a GREAT IDEA...that is...until paypal called me up and SCREAMED in my EAR!"
REPLY---"$740.00 worth of CAT TOYS!?—i think Mr Patches has been in my wallet again!"
REPLY---"A+ EXTRAS—by the way, what's the standard S&H cost for a 17YO vietnamese female."
Seller sent a USED blow up doll instead of new. That mouth was WORN OUT!! Seller: mintstateinc ( 2801) Apr-17-08 16:56
Reply by mintstateinc (Apr-17-08 22:45):
A few chromosomes shy of hominid and it shows - an insult to cavemen everywhere
-- (#320234670654)
<< <i>"Awesome buyer! You were right 4,000 payments of 1 cent did save on fees, TYVM!"
REPLY --- "was a GREAT IDEA...that is...until paypal called me up and SCREAMED in my EAR!"
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Thats funny. And I love it when the other party responds.