Did you know that Baseball is mentioned in the Bible?

RonBurgundy · February 28, 2008 12:54AM

Yep, it's right there "In the Beg-Inning"!

C'MON, GIVE ME A RIM SHOT, RON BURGUNDY IS HERE WITH THURSDAY FUNNIES!

I've got more! Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild "front-ear"! C'MON, LEMME HEAR FROM YA!

One more for ya: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it'd be a sedan!!!!!

Stay classy,

Ron

Stingray · February 28, 2008 1:05AM

rube26105 · February 28, 2008 1:08AM

there once was a man forom nantuckett...

OnlyThe10s · February 28, 2008 1:08AM

I like twinkies

MeteoriteGuy · February 28, 2008 1:11AM

5462
5463
5464
5465
5466

Clemaz · February 28, 2008 1:13AM

Oh my.....

123Slider · February 28, 2008 1:24AM

sevendust

SportsItUpCards · February 28, 2008 1:25AM

<< 5462
5463
5464
5465
5466 >>

clydecoolidge · February 28, 2008 1:27AM

<< 

<< 5462
5463
5464
5465
5466 >>

>>

Lol, that is freakin' hilarious (and a great reminder to get my numbers in for the day, haha)

RonBurgundy · February 28, 2008 1:39AM

Hey guys, do you know what a Hindu?

IT LAYS EGGS! HAAAAAAAAAA!

RON

MuckyMutt · February 28, 2008 1:41AM

Wow.

Either Ron took his simple pills today, or he found a 1st graders notebook.

Now, go spread some peace, love and understanding. Use force if necessary. - Phil N DeBlanc

Stingray · February 28, 2008 1:49AM

<< Wow.

Either Ron took his simple pills today, or he found a 1st graders notebook.

Now, go spread some peace, love and understanding. Use force if necessary. - Phil N DeBlanc >>

RonBurgundy · February 28, 2008 1:55AM

Oh come on guys, isn't it fun to laugh a little bit????

Here's one that is sure to draw some guffaws: what's the difference between your work bonus and your male body part?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Ron

Ladder7 · February 28, 2008 2:08AM

These are not bad, just that were a visual bunch. Not too much thinkin please.

Morgoth · February 28, 2008 2:11AM

Boooooooooooo, Booooooooooooo I want some Michael Richards type humor

fur72 · February 28, 2008 2:20AM

4 8 15 16 23 42

carew4me · February 28, 2008 2:23AM

In the Bible it says the early humans played with balls made from dino guano mixed with prairie grass

Estil · February 28, 2008 3:39AM

Well, at our local Bar-B-Q festival last year we were gonna have some delicious prime rib!

Yum... But when they were ready to cook 'em, they found they were spoiled.

But that's okay, they had some spare ribs.

StanTheManMusial · February 28, 2008 3:54AM

Well....... my brother went to Penn State, and I went to the State Pin.

Brick · February 28, 2008 4:01AM

You know; I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Knopfler · February 28, 2008 4:03AM

Those are almost as funny as fake Norm's jokes on 1310 The Ticket

RonBurgundy · February 28, 2008 4:20AM

Shhhh. I write the material for Norm.

Ron

stown · February 28, 2008 4:21AM

Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Stone193 · February 28, 2008 4:40AM

A guy is sitting at the bar stoned drunk...

A woman sitting next to him - turns toward him and says...

I'll do anything you want if you can identify the two tattoos on my thighs...

He says - you're on!

She spreads her legs and lefts up her skirt and she's not wearing panties...

He thinks for second...totally lost....then says...

Well - I don't know who the guy is on the right or the left but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.

Leiascards · February 28, 2008 4:40AM

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

WinPitcher · February 28, 2008 4:45AM

Ok here is my addition to this thread.

ITALIAN HONEYMOON

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello
to his friends.

Michela said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?'

Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.'

'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.

'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta vino, some
nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and
open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come aby, waga his
finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a
biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Da
conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka
in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The
conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina
disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' 'We go to a smokina car
and I smoke a my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda
go to bed. We just about to go boombada and the conductore,
he walka through da hall shouting at a top of his a voice,
'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia!'

'Nexta time, I'ma justa gonna taka da bus!'

gotsparks09 · February 28, 2008 8:40AM

Why are pirates so funny?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRGH

edmundfitzgerald · February 28, 2008 8:49AM

You know what's better then roses on your piano ?

TNTonPMS · February 28, 2008 8:56AM

Tulips on yer pecker ?

TNTonPMS · February 28, 2008 9:00AM

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

BigRedMachine · February 28, 2008 9:43AM

<< Tulips on yer pecker ? >>

Come on. It's roses on your piano, tulips on your organ.

TNTonPMS · February 28, 2008 10:02AM

Whoops !

I knew something was not exactly right with my answer, but it's still better

TNTonPMS · February 28, 2008 10:04AM

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

BigRedMachine · February 28, 2008 10:09AM

A man walks into his psychiatrists office, completely naked, wrapped in Syran Wrap.

The shrink looks him up and down and says, " I can clearly see your nuts"

Darin · February 28, 2008 10:17AM

Mandy

TNTonPMS · February 28, 2008 10:21AM

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay . . .
so if you keep reading, you'll go broke .

blaze42 · February 28, 2008 10:01PM

Crying lady on the bus, holding her 5 year old in her arms...
Man sits down next to her, and seeing her crying asks what was upsetting her.
"Kids at school tease my son constantly" she explains.
"Don't be sad...it'll be OK" he replies..."Here's a handkerchief..dry your eyes"
"By the way....would your monkey care for a banana?"

Brick · February 28, 2008 10:13PM

Lady gets on a bus. No seats available. She says "Won't someone let a tired pregnant lady have a seat?"
Gentleman lifts his hat and stands and says"of course you can have my seat, by the way how far along are you?"
She replies"About 20 minutes and boy am I tired"

CDsNuts · February 28, 2008 10:39PM

I'd join the fun but last time I told a joke on here I almost got banned.

MuckyMutt · February 28, 2008 10:44PM

<< I'd join the fun but last time I told a joke on here I almost got banned. >>

Now that's funny!!

LOL

Knopfler · February 28, 2008 11:09PM

<< Yep, it's right there "In the Beg-Inning"! >>

So baseball was also mentioned in the intro to Shout at the Devil by Motley Crue!

Did you know that Baseball is mentioned in the Bible?

Comments