Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Heinz ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again?
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Hines ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again? >>
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Hines ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again? >>
LOL Never heard of that brand, but have heard of Heinz My personal favourite, it's called a poutine Just before every marathon, Greasy French Fries covered with curd cheese all topped off with thick brown gravy , add to that a side order of onion rings and a steamed hot dog
haaaaaaaaaaaaa-yup ya hit that one, thats who always wins ours here when we have the half marathon every year- those kenyas are so fast its like they dont even touch the ground-6 foot legs help alot too, id come in dead last anymore 3 days after the race, 30 years a go diff story
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Heinz ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again?
edited for spelling because I'm an idiot. >>
The chick I'm dating did the New Orleans marathon this morning. Only one of her friends has that "I'm better than you" attitude but the rest don't even mention it.
Well, other than when I ask how many miles she ran on a particular day (however, to her credit, it's more of a passing comment more than anything)..
"I only ran 15 miles this morning"
If I only ran 15 miles in one day, I would be in the hospital shortly thereafter.
So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Heinz ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again?
edited for spelling because I'm an idiot. >>
The chick I'm dating did the New Orleans marathon this morning. Only one of her friends has that "I'm better than you" attitude but the rest don't even mention it.
Well, other than when I ask how many miles she ran on a particular day (however, to her credit, it's more of a passing comment more than anything)..
"I only ran 15 miles this morning"
If I only ran 15 miles in one day, I would be in the hospital shortly thereafter. >>
A marathon is actually a fun run, it's when you try to hard that it becomes a tremendous strain. Runners you'll see; paraplegics, family groups, DAVs, 80 year olds, amputees, folks with cancer, diabetes, people running for cures etc etc. They're smiling, talking, laughing, singing and finishing. Rarely if ever, will you find a boastful marathoner, it's quite humbling. The energy of the crowd drags your fat butt along, it's surreal. I've finished some (since age 40) and at times, I was so far behind I thought I was in first place.
I recommend you try it, you can be ready to finish a slow 26.2 miler in about 18 weeks; 18 week pgm
Dad pushes his adult son 26.2 every Boston. These guys, the Hoyts, have been running it for over 25 years. One time, they passed me around the 12 mi mark -I appreciated the inspiration.
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I ran a 5K in 25 minutes, 45 seconds this morning.
I think I'm ready.
Where do I show up?
Only an idiot would have a message board signature.
Does that count??
CDsNuts, 1/9/15
edited for spelling because I'm an idiot.
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Hines ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again? >>
I couldn't agree more
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Hines ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again? >>
LOL
Never heard of that brand, but have heard of Heinz
My personal favourite, it's called a poutine
Just before every marathon, Greasy French Fries covered with curd cheese all topped off with thick brown gravy , add to that a side order of onion rings and a steamed hot dog
haaaaaaaaaaaaa-yup ya hit that one, thats who always wins ours here when we have the half marathon every year- those kenyas are so fast its like they dont even touch the ground-6 foot legs help alot too, id come in dead last anymore 3 days after the race, 30 years a go diff story
I only made the run as far as......
Good Luck
Dave
Collecting all cards - Gus Zernial
Post Cereal both raw and PSA Graded (1961-1963)
I once ran a whole block to catch up to the mailman who had my registered PSA package!
Does that count?
Does that count?
haaaaaaaaa-sounds like me- hey come back here
<< <i>I once ran a whole block to catch up to the mailman who had my registered PSA package!
Does that count?
haaaaaaaaa-sounds like me- hey come back here
And I can run like a mother in my F-150!
Good luck to all this yr
<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Heinz ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again?
edited for spelling because I'm an idiot. >>
The chick I'm dating did the New Orleans marathon this morning. Only one of her friends has that "I'm better than you" attitude but the rest don't even mention it.
Well, other than when I ask how many miles she ran on a particular day (however, to her credit, it's more of a passing comment more than anything)..
"I only ran 15 miles this morning"
If I only ran 15 miles in one day, I would be in the hospital shortly thereafter.
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<< <i>Why does it seem like people who have run a marathon before have a superiority complex? They think they have the right to talk down to me because while they're out running, all I do is sit on the couch watch TV, drink beer and eat delicious Cheetohs and Hot Pockets and those little pizza eggroll things. You know what I'm talking about, it's a little fried looking nugget with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese inside. They're great dipped in marinara sauce. I like those and I like the mini corndogs too with curly fries and ketchup. Gotta be Heinz ketchup though, no other brand will do. What was I talking about again?
edited for spelling because I'm an idiot. >>
The chick I'm dating did the New Orleans marathon this morning. Only one of her friends has that "I'm better than you" attitude but the rest don't even mention it.
Well, other than when I ask how many miles she ran on a particular day (however, to her credit, it's more of a passing comment more than anything)..
"I only ran 15 miles this morning"
If I only ran 15 miles in one day, I would be in the hospital shortly thereafter. >>
Just look for a fat guy jumping in at Mile 25--that'll be me
I recommend you try it, you can be ready to finish a slow 26.2 miler in about 18 weeks;
18 week pgm
Dad pushes his adult son 26.2 every Boston. These guys, the Hoyts, have been running it for over 25 years. One time, they passed me around the 12 mi mark -I appreciated the inspiration.
<< <i>I recommend you try it, you can be ready to finish a slow 26.2 miler in about 18 weeks; >>
I agree...
If I head out the door right now and go for the 26 miles - it'll take me about 18 weeks.