George Carlin told a joke like this once. He noted that anytime someone has voices in their head, they tell them to shoot someone. Why don't the voices ever tell them to take a crap on the salad bar at Wendy's?
<George Carlin told a joke like this once. He noted that anytime someone has voices in their head, they tell them to shoot someone. Why don't the voices ever tell them to take a crap on the salad bar at Wendy's?>
very true-being a george carlin fanatic- that makes perfect sence to me-he actualy makes so much sense the older he gets that its scary,cant wait till his every 4 years politicians suck special before to long,that ought to be a riot -though ya was gonna slip a carlin line past me didnt ya guys
<If one of them pulls it when I am around, everybody will be glad I was there. I hope more people will begin to adopt that position.>
me too- i go nowhere anymore without my 45 or a couple, depends on where im going ,some kid just got busted at marietta college withguns and stuff in his car and 15 more at home, i dont know the whole story,he didnt do anything wrong besides have them on campus,saidhe was taking them to his grandmas in cleveland i think it was
Another whacky thing - disaster averted - Dec 19th, 1976 - Steelers beat Baltimore at Memorial Stadium - right after the game, a small piper cherokee crashed into the upper deck!
I would definitely frequent a place called Drunkenstein's
me too anybody ever been to the bucket of bllod? is was that before you whippersnappers times? used to a national bar chain years ago, is just like it sounds too, great place-good times-thats back in the good ol days when ya had the red light districts and ya could go into bars if u were 12,they didnt care
That's a pretty funny name for sure. Thank God no one was hurt. I can honestly say i've never taken a crap in a salad bar, but there are some places I have ate at that make me wonder if someone else did.
<< <i>used to a national bar chain years ago, is just like it sounds too, great place-good times-thats back in the good ol days when ya had the red light districts and ya could go into bars if u were 12,they didnt care >>
I had my first bar expeience at 10 years old. In 1978 my Grandfather took me to a Red Sox game, he never had a license (good thing), we took the bus 20 miles into Boston for a 1pm game. Spent 2 hours at some dive bar, I had root beer, thinking I was cool, hanging out with the old guys. Unfortunately he passed away before I was 21 so I never had a chance to drink with him and the guys. He was also club champ many times at the local public golf course, he downed a few there too. At least he passed doing what he loved, he had a massive heart attack on the 6th tee there. Not the kindest guy, rough factory worker (GE aircraft engines), but I understood him and miss him.
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Then he stepped back.
Went crazy; recovered just in time.
Lots of psycho shooters in the past 24 hours.
If one of them pulls it when I am around, everybody
will be glad I was there. I hope more people will
begin to adopt that position.
<< <i>After reading this, I am completely shocked they denied his liquor license.
Fortunately, he didn't believe his own rhetoric.
<< <i>After reading this, I am completely shocked they denied his liquor license.
Absolutely!
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<< <i>I would definitely frequent a place called Drunkenstein's. >>
Stupid Moments in Marriage, #23: "Honey, where were you?" "Oh, I was at Drunkenstein's." "What were you doing there?" "hiccup"
<< <i>Typical terrorist thought process: "You made me angry, therefore you are responsible for what I do in anger."
>>
Bingo!
very true-being a george carlin fanatic- that makes perfect sence to me-he actualy makes so much sense the older he gets that its scary,cant wait till his every 4 years politicians suck special before to long,that ought to be a riot
-though ya was gonna slip a carlin line past me didnt ya guys
<If one of them pulls it when I am around, everybody
will be glad I was there. I hope more people will
begin to adopt that position.>
me too- i go nowhere anymore without my 45 or a couple, depends on where im going ,some kid just got busted at marietta college withguns and stuff in his car and 15 more at home, i dont know the whole story,he didnt do anything wrong besides have them on campus,saidhe was taking them to his grandmas in cleveland i think it was
Glad that was averted!
Another whacky thing - disaster averted - Dec 19th, 1976 - Steelers beat Baltimore at Memorial Stadium - right after the game, a small piper cherokee crashed into the upper deck!
Lucky they had alread cleared out!
me too
anybody ever been to the bucket of bllod? is was that before you whippersnappers times?
used to a national bar chain years ago, is just like it sounds too, great place-good times-thats back in the good ol days when ya had the red light districts and ya could go into bars if u were 12,they didnt care
<< <i>used to a national bar chain years ago, is just like it sounds too, great place-good times-thats back in the good ol days when ya had the red light districts and ya could go into bars if u were 12,they didnt care >>
I had my first bar expeience at 10 years old. In 1978 my Grandfather took me to a Red Sox game, he never had a license (good thing), we took the bus 20 miles into Boston for a 1pm game. Spent 2 hours at some dive bar, I had root beer, thinking I was cool, hanging out with the old guys. Unfortunately he passed away before I was 21 so I never had a chance to drink with him and the guys. He was also club champ many times at the local public golf course, he downed a few there too. At least he passed doing what he loved, he had a massive heart attack on the 6th tee there. Not the kindest guy, rough factory worker (GE aircraft engines), but I understood him and miss him.