Share your funny feedbacks, positive or negative
EagleEyeKid
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Okay, so I'm bored tonight and was reading people's feedbacks.
Some were funny, so I thought I would share.
no response to several emails, didnt send item. piece of S!
Superior Heroin! Thanks for going out of your way - I'll OD by morning for sure!
he raped my hampster, but the hampster is happy! A+
someone needs to beat the crap out of this guy; he stole my money
I give Bigtits my highest recommendation. <-----LOL, still one of my fav positive ebay ID: bigtits
Some were funny, so I thought I would share.
no response to several emails, didnt send item. piece of S!
Superior Heroin! Thanks for going out of your way - I'll OD by morning for sure!
he raped my hampster, but the hampster is happy! A+
someone needs to beat the crap out of this guy; he stole my money
I give Bigtits my highest recommendation. <-----LOL, still one of my fav positive ebay ID: bigtits
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CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES,SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU.HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN
andy
Can you leave me feedback?
Can you leave me feedback?
Can you leave me feedback?
Can you leave me feedback?
So I finally replied that if he asks again, I'll pop him with a neg or neutral... Of course, I would never do such a thing but this I can promise: Lee and Boo's sexual overtones will be a drop in the bucket compared to what I'll leave for this guy.
<< <i>This guy was whacky;
andy >>
Some of those are hilarrious. I love how they sometimes go off the users name. Great.
randy
"He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell."
"Best seller on Ebay! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun."
"He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff."
"When my dog looks at me, does that mean he WANTS to be hit?"
"The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+"
"I've carefully avoided typing the number 6 for 32 years now.Times change Iguess."
"Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog keeps smelling it."
"What's orange, brown, black, and red? Give up? They're COLORS, dipsh*t!"
Check out the question asked here
<< <i>I rec'd this one a while back. Whats it mean?
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES,SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU.HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN >>
It's from Conan the Barbarian...
Conan's old master: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Conan's old master: That is good.
WTB: 2001 Leaf Rookies & Stars Longevity: Ryan Jensen #/25
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<< <i>I rec'd this one a while back. Whats it mean?
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES,SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU.HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN >>
It's from Conan the Barbarian...
Conan's old master: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Conan's old master: That is good. >>
Thank You. Of course !!
These are my favorites, this guy is either really funny, or REALY weird!!
I love to cook potatoes. They go wherever I go. Yes, I love to cook potatoes-Oh!
miligram ( 13 [Feedback score is 10 to 49] )
No longer a registered user Apr-03-99 12:01
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Reply by miligram (Jan-01-01 00:00):
I will bid on your potatoes, then I'll have you in my clutches! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Follow-up by andy46477 (Jan-01-01 00:00):
If you "clutch" my "potatoes," "clutch-lube" will surely get on my "shifter."
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Reply by mrbean00 (Jan-01-01 00:00):
Not buying or selling provides the smoothest transactions.
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Follow-up by andy46477 (Jan-01-01 00:00):
Technically, a big, wet, sloppy, TWA* provides the "smoothest transactions."
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Positive feedback rating I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
miligram ( 13 [Feedback score is 10 to 49] )
No longer a registered user Apr-01-99 06:20
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Reply by miligram (Jan-01-01 00:00):
Lay off my green eggs you *rick! As for the ham, well, you can jam it!
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Follow-up by andy46477 (Jan-01-01 00:00):
Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a gram.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food
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as positive feedback and had seller's ask me what that meant? home row keys yo!
julen
RIP GURU
<< <i>i have left:
asdf jkl;
as positive feedback and had seller's ask me what that meant? home row keys yo!
julen >>
Then see how many FB requests he leaves BEFORE you even get the card.
a few years ago. I left in the misspellings.
Neg - Totally unprofessional and crass. I pity his wife.
Reply - Your welcome to come get her, she's a pain in the @$$.
Pos - I never had a BM as smooth as this deal!
Neg - The Post Office doesn't deliver to Mental Wards.
Neg - So sorry the 3X sweater doesn't fit you. Waddle on over for a refund
Neg - Seller tried to screw me. No item. Beware!
Reply - Saw her ME page, not even tempted.
Neg - how do expect me to endure the pain of trimming my own gumlines!!
Reply - HHEELLOO!! Trim the whitening TRAYS to the gumline...NOT YOUR OWN GUMS!!! WOW!!!!!!
Pos - Item was just as described. Super fast shipping A++ Thanks!
Reply - Yeah it LOOKS okay, just don't plug it in or KAPHUCKINGBOOM!!!
Neg - C##k was broken
Follow-up - Make that, Clock was broken
Neg - I paided, Sent emails never heard anything and Didnt get item
Reply - you paided? you never "paided", if you "dided", you would have "goted" it!
Neg - Pull my finger!!!!
Follow-up - Pull my other finger!!
Neg - so many right-wing christians. So few lions.
Neut - I understood the product was rechargeable. It is not. I am disappointed.
Reply - I understood you read the description. You did not. I am disappointed.
Pos - Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tandy makes sucky computers, I sell them to you
Neg - This FOOL is proof positive that some village is missing its IDIOT!!!!
Neg - Customer service is horrible!!!!
Reply - we weren't too happy with you eithr
Neg - HAVE A NEGATIVE YOU PR##K........
Neg - HAVE ANOTHER NEGATIVE FOR THE HELL OF IT YOU PR##K
Pos - Appreciate your business. A+
Reply - Killing is my business and business is good.
Neg - Beware--i was suckered
Reply - No--you just suck
Neg - I dont take sh*t from no one.
Reply - No you just sell it
Neut - Performed as expected but no more.
Neg - Paid as expected but no more.
Neut - THIS PERSON NEEDS GLASSES LIKE NEW? WHAT ABOUT THE 4 HOLES?
Reply - No extra charge
Neg - I bore my daughter faster than you shipped my book and it took 2 days.
Reply - WOW it only took you one day to bore me
Neg - figurine has head on backwards - never told this
Reply - Open flap. Turn head around. Close flap.
Neg - Another bus will be along in a few minutes. Be in front of it.
Pos - The tear gas worked great. The kid wouldn't stop crying though
Neg - Give me an F, Give me an A, Give me a K, Give me an E, Whats that spell?
PETA would be so proud.
Pos - My level of happiness was that of an erect elephant!!!!!!!!
Pos - I just put the packing sticker on my cat, she's freaking out. its funny
Neg - When these items arrived I immediately taped them to my dogs butt.
Apparently Georgaphy isn't a high priority is our schools anymore.
Neg - Buyer holds me reasponsible for slow international shipping. Sorry.
Reply - St. Louis to Buffalo is NOT international.
Neut - Took over a month to get my items after payment, otherwise OK
Reply - My description says ship within US, They bid & live in Alaska, not the US
Neg - Harrassing buyer. Registered eBay address is Ontario, CA. Doesn't get US buyers only.
Reply - US money and US address not enough? CA is California not Canada!!!
The sweet smell of eBay.
Neut - Buyer pickup, she bragged that she had not bathed in over a year (I could tell)
Neg - Item smelled like smoke!
Reply - Item purchased was a clearly marked used ashtray.
Pos - Book arrived quickly, didn't smell like MOTH balls. VERY happy.
Reply - What kind of pervert sniffs MOTHS there?
Neg - Waring! Cheater! Your stuff smells like a corpse!
Reply - Revenge feedback from NPB. Item relisted and sold to noncorpse sniffer.
Deadman's Registry Sets
The best part of this buyer dried up on his mothers leg..... Seller: ixmephistopheles ( 612 [Feedback score is 500 to 999] ) Jul-18-07 07:19
indeed
i declare
julen
RIP GURU
classic Ralph wiggum!
I bent my wookie!
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=tryork5ifp&ftab=AllFeedback
The Panties arrived quickly and, as requested, unwashed. I used them to make tea Seller: zozloseller ( 787) Apr-16-07 05:21
Reply by zozloseller (Apr-16-07 06:01):
I have bought them from the high sexual blonde as in the description
Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box—AND it had been shaved. Seller: stevenpen_pipes ( 1041) Jul-11-07 13:11
Reply by stevenpen_pipes (Jul-14-07 11:43):
Customer states he wrote 'joke' feedback BEFORE he Received the Pipe from me.
Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Jul-16-07 10:05):
I don't thing that poor gerbil saw the humor at all.
that song—"You Say Tomato and I Say Tomato" make no sense when you write it down Seller: spot-onkelley ( 698) Jun-26-07 10:44
Vintage~Hendrik Daarlem & Sons~ Tobacco Crock MINT NR (#110138248103)
JUST AMAZED—of all the other of crap I own, this one ranks RIGHT UP THERE Seller: zappabud ( 716) May-29-07 09:35
ESTATE CHACOM RALLYE SERIES PIPE, NEAR NEW SHAPE 815 (#250118281097)
GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX! Seller: jeanpanetier ( 436) Apr-25-07 08:54
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Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony. Seller: ncglassandcollectibles ( 1971) Apr-25-07 08:45
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Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh! Seller: lindavelid ( 512) Apr-19-07 13:03
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CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait. Seller: troopfpc ( 4401) Sep-19-06 07:49
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COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"? Seller: swift2466 ( 609) Sep-06-06 14:51
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if you ever see Barrie leave a bathroom wait AT LEAST 1/2 hour before you go in Seller: itsbarrie ( 3735) Jun-27-06 05:09
Reply by itsbarrie (Jun-27-06 13:25):
I've dealt with over 2,000 eBayers -- this one wins the award for most trouble.
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Dave n Kath are GREAT(Although they've BOTH put on a shocking amount of weight) Seller: davekathynader ( 770) May-23-05 14:07
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I'm an atheist and find that feedback to be offensive.