BRAND NEW YANKEE STADIUM FINALIZED !!!!

softparade · April 1, 2006 2:26AM

ESPN is reporting that the new Yankee Stadium has just been finalized. In order to pacify all of the jealous cry babies in the country George Steinbrenner has decided that the new Stadium will be built in the open air with just two small bleacher areas by first and third base (similar to little league field). This will hold attendance down to about 125 per game. Also, their will be just one concession stand beyond the center field stands that will sell just sunflower seeds, coffee, and coke. ONLY the proceeds from the stand and revenue generated from the big market clubs will go to player salaries rendering the Yankees nothing more than a low budget A ball team.

I must say I am a bit dismayed

Guess its finally our turn Yankee fans to cry and whine like little babies