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If only this guy sold cards!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3652204007&category=22679

"Come on, you know your collection of Mantles and Ruth's are nothing but '88 Donruss compared to this collection. Bid on these cards and change your life. Or don't, and continue to be the worthless dweeb that you are now. I really don't give a dag."

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    He's truly certifiable! LOL
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    I love the shipping info.

    Those paypal bast---- take 2.9 % of any credit payment
    Always wanting odd-ball Nolan Ryan's.
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    VarghaVargha Posts: 2,392 ✭✭
    That is funnier than heck!! image
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    UllrUllr Posts: 185 ✭✭✭
    Great feedback comments too.

    Praise : fast payment, great buyer, thanks, your item will be shipped today.
    Response by crackingwise - Don't worry about shipping your wife dropped it off after breakfast. Thanks!
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    collecting '67 & '75 red sox + baseball HOF autographs
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    BasiloneBasilone Posts: 2,492 ✭✭

    Looks like PSAtan is back in the house....

    His feedback reponses are hilarious.

    carlosbrunos( 56) Dec-23-03 05:12:42 PST 2448946236 B
    Praise : Thanks for the business, no problems at all,
    Response by crackingwise - He's got the life "no problems at all," We should all be as fortunate. Basstard.
    mark0427( 165) Nov-28-03 17:03:36 PST 2442903711 B
    Praise : Payment received shortly after purchase - great to do business with! Thanks!!!
    Response by crackingwise - I thought it was a live cobra in a bag.I shoulda read the description.I'm stupid
    fatlab123( 700) Oct-07-03 22:47:24 PST 2852243365 B
    Praise : Great Ebayer!! prompt payment!!! would do business with again!!!
    Response by crackingwise - If I'm so "great," why haven't you called? My mom told me about boys like you.
    paulandjennonline( 231) Sep-13-03 08:32:58 PST 2853242874 B
    Praise : Great buyer. A pleasure to do business with.
    Response by crackingwise - The pleasure was actually yours.
    mister_bluster( 37) Sep-10-03 11:36:23 PST 3621117719 S
    Praise : We where able to over come some problems satisfactory. A man of his word.
    Response by crackingwise - And my word is "poo." No it's "firetruck" No my word is "phosphofructokinase."
    jpgr098( 67) Sep-05-03 12:42:19 PST 3340977600 S
    Praise : The dolls are great!! Thanks again, good communication. AAA+++
    Response by crackingwise - Those dolls are cursed by the devil. Now that they are gone I can live my life.
    eyelash7( 839) Sep-04-03 08:13:23 PST 2852597100 B
    Praise : VERY QUICK PAYMENT SMOOOOOTH TRANSACTION HIGHLY RECOMMENDED A PLEASURE A++++++
    Response by crackingwise - Not as smooooth as the transaction this morning. I hate bad sushi.
    roadkillbmx( 607) Aug-20-03 15:57:25 PST 3621118524 S
    Praise : Easy transaction, excellent communication, seller very cooperative, THANX !!
    Response by crackingwise - "Excellent communication" HA! I don't speak a lick of English. Jokes on him!
    yatchai( 24148) Aug-18-03 15:27:13 PST 3040644711 B
    Praise : Lightning quick payment, very smooth transaction, good customer, RECOMMENDED!!
    Response by crackingwise - Yatchai actually recomended me to her gynecologist. Too bad I have a dingaling.
    pdastuff( 6574) Aug-15-03 20:34:24 PST 3040306941 B
    Praise : Great Ebayer!!! Good Communication!!! Will do Business with Again!!! A+A+A+A+A+A
    Response by crackingwise - Now is he promising to do business with me again or will he break my heart??????
    fngenius( 3012) Aug-10-03 07:13:14 PST 3415930117 B
    Praise : SMART BUYER AAAAA+++
    Response by crackingwise - I better be smart. I'm in med school for christ's sake.
    dawgtoyz( 385) Jul-24-03 15:42:41 PST 2336206237 B
    Praise : Fast payment!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great Ebayer, Would LOVE To Do Buisness Again!!!!!!!!!
    Response by crackingwise - Why is "LOVE" in uppercase? I think somebody has a slight crush on me. Blush
    rnventions( 1158) Jul-21-03 11:49:18 PST 2423322881 B
    Praise : Great ebay user! Superman fast payment! Thanks! AAAAAAAAAAA++++++
    Response by crackingwise - Easy with the "A"s pal. It's guys like you that put the Fonz out of business.
    av-express01( 2432) Jul-14-03 15:33:18 PST 3336397424 B
    Praise : fast payment, great buyer, thanks, your item will be shipped today.
    Response by crackingwise - Don't worry about shipping your wife dropped it off after breakfast. Thanks!
    mbohnhead( 50) Jul-07-03 14:27:41 PST 3612278041 S
    Praise : Great, positive experience, Thanks!
    Response by crackingwise - He was actually searching for love on Ebay. I sold him this instead. Sucker.
    gypsy-co( 143) Jun-23-03 11:53:52 PST 3612017098 S
    Praise : Good Deal Hi 5 A++++
    Response by crackingwise - You only gave me four pluses. You said "Hi 5" I calling Ebay you brute.
    minameizneo( 224) Jun-19-03 14:57:24 PST 2419365156 B
    Praise : Fast payment, responsive emails, nice person to do business with. Thank you.
    Response by crackingwise - Business again? Sure - cut my lawn by Thursday, I'm having people over. Thanks!
    hooterrooter( 2556) May-22-03 11:57:20 PST 3415987368 B
    Praise : A Real Pleasure to deal witg!! Fast Pay!! Great Emails!!! AAAAAAA++++++++++++
    Response by crackingwise - What can I say to "witg"? Except for oeifhpcw9auybpaytvrtdpoj08yt284wyngviowh!!!
    wiltman33( 37) May-15-03 13:33:22 PST 2716596846 S
    Praise : Great ebayer! Thank you!! A+++
    Response by crackingwise - Although Wilt wouldn't take my grilled cheese recipie for payment he's still OK!
    pattynkids( 4215) Apr-21-03 02:55:27 PST 2311445669 B
    Praise : What can I say, but A+++ all the way ,Thankyou
    Response by crackingwise - The guy below you gave me like 100 pluses. What can I say, but I hate you.
    suney1234( 246) Apr-15-03 15:28:28 PST 2920209958 B
    Praise : GREAT EBAY----------ER PAID FAST A++++++++++++++++
    Response by crackingwise - The guy above you only gave me 3 pluses. Buddies forever right? Cool.
    classcyclebike( 16) Apr-09-03 11:07:46 PST 2717271134 B
    Praise : Great EBay Buyer, A+++
    Response by crackingwise - You and pattynkids saving those pluses for Christmas? Dish 'em out pal I'm good.
    cmhowell5( 18065) Apr-06-03 09:15:17 PST 2919935680 B
    Praise : Great customer, fast payment, thanks.
    Response by crackingwise - People can read through your sarcasm pal. Thanks for the blatant slam.
    greenfamily_man( 4 ) Apr-04-03 16:56:44 PST 2917105663 S
    Praise : Went the extra mile to ensure a great transaction. Great communicator.
    Response by crackingwise - That thing went to Iowa or someplace. That's like an extra 1600 miles.
    jonfni( 890) Mar-31-03 18:43:25 PST 3014547442 B
    Praise : Great Customer! Fast Payment! Will do business with again! A+++
    Response by crackingwise - Or will we? Hmmmm................................

    llatt2( 730) Mar-31-03 14:11:23 PST 3600388425 B
    Praise : business as it should be........................................easy!
    Response by crackingwise - Like my girlfriend in high school...........................................easy
    hobo-doc( 159) Mar-29-03 12:08:17 PST 2718417580 S
    Praise : great seller! fast shipping and good communication! thanks!!!
    Response by crackingwise - Thanks for not mentioning the problems I have with adverbs. I hate them!
    sterlingtek.com( 33474) Mar-29-03 00:31:11 PST 2917653925 B
    Praise : Thanks! Problems? Call SterlingTEK Camera Accessories 1-877-742-1700 TOLL FREE
    Response by crackingwise - Your welcome. Problems? Call 1-888-TOO-LIMP. They helped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    rocktman( 368) Mar-28-03 11:39:01 PST 2716597348 S
    Praise : Great Ebay seller. Good communications and quick shipping. AA++++!!!
    Response by crackingwise - If I didn't pay fast he was sending birds to pick out my eyes. Some choice.
    millionproducts( 1023) Mar-15-03 22:06:32 PST 2817049660 B
    Praise : Excellent Ebayer, Highly recommended AAAAAAAA+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Response by crackingwise - I never once recomended screaming like that. It was more like WAAAAAAA+++++++++
    bigairh20( 27) Mar-13-03 14:59:08 PST 2716829251 S
    Praise : great product, fast delivery, product was nicer than described
    Response by crackingwise - Well my description started with, "Piece of crap." And "This really sucks."
    jrcaveman( 702) Feb-27-03 21:22:23 PST 1875354186 B
    Praise : AAA+++
    Response by crackingwise - When he's srcaveman he'll be using full sentences. Happy be Grog then. Ug!
    palmtreepc( 5856) Not a registered user Feb-17-03 12:05:33 PST 2301870227 B
    Praise : Enjoyed working with an EBAY PRO. We RECOMMEND you to BUYERS and SELLERS alike!
    Response by crackingwise - I'm tired of being "recomended" will somebody please just love me? Please?
    jeffreyab( 12570) Not a registered user Dec-11-02 12:23:27 PST 1942789232 B
    Praise : Quick response, fast payment, Thanks A+++
    Response by crackingwise - Jeff actually suggested using Ebay via the computer. Imagine...digital Ebay.
    hop200( 410) Nov-25-02 15:28:00 PST 736683243 B
    Praise : I recommend this excellent buyer!
    Response by crackingwise - He recommended me to Jesus! Now I'm going to Heaven. Thanks Ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    auctionbrokerage( 4566) Nov-14-02 16:06:07 PST 1395773081 B
    Praise : Another Auction Brokerage Certified Buyer! Highly Recommended!!! *****
    Response by crackingwise - Ohhh, the mysterious asterixes after the response. You a Jedi or something?
    vcc113( 19238) Oct-18-02 09:15:50 PST 1387375074 B
    Praise : extremely fast payment. The Best! Thanks!! A++
    Response by crackingwise - Look at me. In a federal prison and buying up bling. I love this country.
    snowwhite99( 931) Oct-14-02 20:35:24 PST 1864669942 B
    Praise : Received Payment! thanks!
    Response by crackingwise - And I was told it was illegal to buy dwarfs. Wait...you said this was "Doc".
    237( 16399) Oct-10-02 12:37:53 PST 717364568 B
    Praise : A SUPERFAST and SMOOTH transaction! HIGHLY recommended!! THANKS VERY MUCH!!!
    Response by crackingwise - What does this guy know about good sales? 14800+ sales? C'mon guy...
    teromine( 67) Sep-30-02 10:52:50 PST 1859442283 B
    Praise : Great Buyer!! Easy to deal with Thanks !!
    atticplums( 396) Sep-30-02 06:27:29 PST 960848269 B
    Praise : EXCELLENT to sell to. Fast Payment. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. Thank you. AAA+++
    rjmelius( 29) Sep-26-02 10:45:39 PST 1561720515 B
    Praise : Incredibly fast payment. Great buyer!
    Response by crackingwise - "Great communication" skills or "Incredibly fast" Make up your mind.
    rjmelius( 29) Sep-26-02 10:45:38 PST 1561718653 B
    Praise : Great communication, fast payment!
    Response by crackingwise - Am I "Incredibly fast" or a great communicator? Make up your mind.
    calvibo( 390) Sep-23-02 23:11:44 PST 959619182 B
    Praise : Fast paymemt! Good to do business with! A+++++ transaction! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    escdg( 1191) Sep-22-02 16:36:08 PST 1858210724 B
    Praise : Great payment and communication!!1
    honeychild( 1581) Sep-22-02 11:45:42 PST 959966205 B
    Praise : Super Fast Pay, Very nice Buyer! A+
    wise-purchase( 312) Sep-18-02 18:16:37 PST 2137469082 B
    Praise : Pleasure to do business with ++++
    Response by crackingwise - With a name like yours I knew I couldn't go wrong.
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    Downright hilarious!!

    Ken
    Ken's 1934 Goudey Registry Set
    - Slowly (Very Slowly) Working On A 1952 Topps Raw Set (Lower Grade)
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    Those are some wacky responses, like that guy that responds go brewers
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    ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
    Definitely the best feedback responses I have ever read! Sure beats the usual - "Great transaction - Thanks".
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